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goblinesque @murielcook.bsky.social

I'm gonna need a comparison photo actually!!

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 pm • 5 0

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Donald Trump and profile along with his secret service Melania body double The current photo of trump as seen today after his death rumors. The alt text reads an old sloppy dying looking white guy who I guess could be Trump but I certainly wouldn't put any money on the old guys DNA matching. Unless Peter Thiel figured out how to clone him at Epstein's ranch which does carry a non-zero chance of being literally true. What I'm saying is it doesn't look 100% like Trump.
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 15 3 • view
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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social

the mouth and nose are different

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social

Different nose, not the same guy. He's dead.

aug 30, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Tilt the head forward, also, there's too much noise jacking up the shape.

aug 30, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social

I'm calling it now.

Noah Wylie in The Pitt
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social

Do celebrate in advance!

aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Elsimon @elsiemon.bsky.social

It doesn't look like him

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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ninjanik.bsky.social @ninjanik.bsky.social

??? What the blue anon bs is this? Stop with the conspiracy theories

aug 30, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

What? I'm replying to a request for side by side photos. I, unfortunately, think it's him.

aug 30, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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goblinesque @murielcook.bsky.social

that was helpful btw. never hurts to check, these people are all beyond

aug 30, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Iron Goddess of Mercy @hominid.bsky.social

oooh that does look like lovely-fake-melania, the one in the helicopter photo with the warm smile. she’s my favorite.

aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Iron Goddess of Mercy @hominid.bsky.social

btw the other photo is real trump

aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social

Lmao

aug 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Goddamn it, the ears match and probably the nose if you rotate the head down Remember, God killed a firefighter so this fucker could live. So I guess last night wasn't The Day...there's always later this afternoon.

aug 30, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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goblinesque @murielcook.bsky.social

I might as well be looking at a picture of Bigfoot in the most recent one, is what I'm concluding

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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delpheous.bsky.social @delpheous.bsky.social

The second photos Alt text is the petty shit we need more of in the world.

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social

I aim to be but one of many Dorothys Parker and/or Oscars Wilde of our times

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social

Fuuuck he really does look like shit lmao www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

A photo of Trump in the oval office last week with all that makeup on the back of his right hand bc his veins are exploding, looking tired and haggard as shit, like he looks like Joe Biden and that's not a compliment Same day, but outside, breathing hard through his slack mouth, looking very dying
aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 23 1 • view
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com

He looks like they hired Joe Biden to be his dead body double

aug 30, 2025, 1:53 pm • 36 1 • view
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social

I'm SO SERIOUS he looks JUST LIKE BIDEN and I am not COMPLEMENTING either of them lmao

aug 30, 2025, 1:58 pm • 16 0 • view
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com

I guess Rent-A-Cadaver has lots of clients

aug 30, 2025, 4:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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goblinesque @murielcook.bsky.social

real melting man hours. i mean part of it is just the scrutiny of aging in front of everyone in hi-def. nobody's going to look rosy in that situation

aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Éskʷətayit (NDN Omen) @joxter.bsky.social

House of Wax fr though

aug 30, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jason @greedyrunner.bsky.social

They're both morphing into a generic grandpa look.

aug 30, 2025, 2:00 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ada Maeks You Shriek!!! 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ @roll-girl-x.bsky.social

I feel like the golf photo guy has a different nose but that might just be the zoom

aug 30, 2025, 2:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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goblinesque @murielcook.bsky.social

see i was looking at the ears. but it does seem close enough. there's always next time!

aug 30, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social

I def think the nose is different lol and I'm iffy! On the ear!

aug 30, 2025, 2:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ada Maeks You Shriek!!! 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ @roll-girl-x.bsky.social

It looks like it has more of a drop at the tip, right?

aug 30, 2025, 2:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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goblinesque @murielcook.bsky.social

no you know what you're right it is a little funky, but i'm not great at judging angles

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ada Maeks You Shriek!!! 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ @roll-girl-x.bsky.social

We're all skeletons underneath

aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com

Every time he's been on TV for the last month or so, he just look SO BAD. Absolute dog shit.

aug 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 9 1 • view