Just tell him the launch will be at night and on a big, beautiful golden spaceship 😅
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sep 3, 2025, 3:55 am • 2 0 • view
Tell him that he'll go down in history as the first man to go to the sun.
sep 3, 2025, 6:51 am • 3 0 • view
“First man to the Sun? That’s the kind of stuff that’ll win you a Nobel Peace Prize, Donald!” You know he’d be trying to fit into a spacesuit in a nanosecond.
sep 3, 2025, 11:58 am • 3 0 • view
Heck yeah, he would. Hell, I'd be down for giving him a Nobel peace prize for doing that bc you know, there's a conspiracy that the sun is livable. 😉 Maybe someone has already suggested it and that's why every portrait of Trump has had flames all around him? Maybe...maybe!!
sep 3, 2025, 4:12 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s not a conspiracy! The sun is a livable “planet!” The most GOLDilocks planet in the universe! Spread the word to President Trump! First man there earns a Nobel Peace Prize 🏆
sep 4, 2025, 12:05 am • 4 0 • view
It’s a dem conspiracy to keep Trump from going there first!!!! Foil their evil plans!!! Go now!
sep 4, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 0 • view
Funded by George Soros, of course! ☀️🟰☮️🏆
sep 4, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
Ha ha I’m still wanting a space laser. 😂
sep 4, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
“The Dems don’t think it can be done!” “Gavin is planning to be first, let’s beat him there!” “The sun is made of liquid gold”
sep 3, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
This is so good! 😅
sep 4, 2025, 12:05 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe this is a sign of his intention to plant the US flag on the sun?!
sep 3, 2025, 4:22 pm • 2 0 • view
To a big golden orb 😂
sep 3, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
Dude wouldn’t need to decorate the sun. It’s already a big golden sphere. And it’s hot! What a dipshit!😅
sep 3, 2025, 4:10 am • 2 0 • view