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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

Normal @normal_now CBD guy: yeah theres this ingredient in weed that you cant feel if it's working, and you cant tell if it's even there and it doesnt do anything, but it basically cures all diseases Me: I'd like to purchase it from a trusted vendor such as a gas station or vape store 9:01 PM - 11/27/18 Twitter for iPhone
aug 23, 2025, 4:40 am • 433 45

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

Normal @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like
aug 23, 2025, 4:40 am • 575 124 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

calm man low IQ @normal_now Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct? Me: yes. P: fire? Me: No -- reggie. Nothing above mids. P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th:
aug 23, 2025, 4:40 am • 541 109 • view
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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 4:49 am • 11 2 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now Hate when a podcast host goes on a tangent then says
aug 23, 2025, 4:42 am • 254 11 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now Two law enforcement police service servicing the public enforcement officers of the law, became entered into an interaction, during which time a gun became fired off and bullets became entering one of the law police officers at this time.
aug 23, 2025, 4:42 am • 365 32 • view
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Rodrigo @groverhtx.bsky.social

Is this one of them "passive voice 'guns don't kill people, people kill people'" takes?

aug 23, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Never Enough Werewolves @veloxiraptor.bsky.social

more specifically it's mocking the weaselly passive voice used every time the media reports on the cops shooting people

aug 23, 2025, 2:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now Guy who never played sports and started weightlifting at age 29: Yeah vegetarianism is cool but as an athlete its just not sustainable for me, i find i need like 450g of protein a day or i get so fatigued at work when im Coding,
aug 23, 2025, 4:42 am • 292 29 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now I love having platonic friends... once you establish that neither person is horny for the other one , it is essentially smooth sailing to conversation town
aug 23, 2025, 4:45 am • 405 35 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now
aug 23, 2025, 4:45 am • 351 60 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now I still haven't tried fortnite but it seems like the best part is when you're shooting at a guy and a bunch of Ramps and stuff keep appearing everywhere
aug 23, 2025, 4:45 am • 161 6 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now Saying the names of Products I like out loud, to myself, near my phone so my targeted advertisements become more accurate
aug 23, 2025, 4:47 am • 159 3 • view
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social

@normal_now Small brain - win 30 episodes of Jeopardy in a row, by becoming a genius Large brain figure out the game theory optimal strategy for The Price is Right game where you guess the price of a can of corn and you win the corn
aug 23, 2025, 4:47 am • 114 2 • view
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ian @ianquickk.bsky.social

no one did it like he did

aug 23, 2025, 4:44 am • 3 0 • view