Awesome - remember not to order salad too early - the lettuce may not last!

Cue the iceberg!

Don’t forget your 🥬

Checked their website. It is scary. Amanda Stoker, Ian Plimer, Pauline Hanson and global crazies.

At least Liz gets a holiday out of it.

Not sure that it’s a fair representation to feature her as ‘Former UK PM’ - it was only for 45 days, which is about as long as the UK school summer holidays.

I'd prefer to eat razor blades and wash them down with prune juice.

Better off getting the lettuce

"Damp Squibs 'R'Us!" The humdrum and the banal... can't wait! Lol #auspol

Dumb Dimples Teddy

the woman who destroyed the brit economy

They really have perfected the art of flogging a dead horse.

Politics’ own Fyre Festival

Did they invite the lettuce too? Or is it doing something worthwhile, like participating in a salad sandwich? 🥬

Can't wait to hear how she killed Queen Elizabeth II

Are they allowed to import rotting lettuce from the UK? I would pay to meet the lettuce rather than see Liz Truss talk about anything apart from her admitting she was a failure.

That’s a hard pass from me

We need a Led by Donkeys intervention

Unfortunately @ledbydonkeys.org are being prosecuted by Far Right Scumbag Starmer.

Intellectual luminaries all!!!

Lollapa loser

Book now!

"Who else is going?" "Former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss" "I'll be ok."

Teds sharp mind....lol

Parents of Australia do not let this opportunity slip. If your kids are being little shits threaten to send them to CPAC for the Truss 'n' Ted show ... if that doesn't scare them straight nothing will.

At least Ted is promoted as a "sharp mind". All they can say about Liz is that she will be 'Live'. The best that even her promoters can say about her is that she still has a pulse.

Come on Greg, ‘fess up. You AI’d this just for a laugh 🤭

Liz Truss: Lettuce prey

So I guess the lettuce is giving the keynote.

🥬

The Liberal Party need to be put out of their misery.

Do you think that's the same Liz Truss who grew the cabbage or whatever?

Think I'd rather hear from the lettuce she went up against, to be honest.

Complimentary lettuce for every attendee?

I'm surprised they haven't invited Putin & Netanyahu to talk.

Australia are signatories to the ICC, so I'm sure they considered inviting them and then realised they'd refuse to come.

Liz - Hedda Lettuce 🥬

Imagine being so lacking in shame, that you advertise you were THAT former UK PM 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sharp mind🤣🤣🤣🤣

They need to be taken to court for false advertising.

Birds of a feather?

Oh good grief 🤦🏻‍♀️

Leadership disaster for all to see, funded by Russia, and wants Trump's leadership in the UK. Still taking payment for a job shittily done. www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/explainer/fo...

Ha

Ted and Liz could talk conservative policy during the lunch break over a lettuce salad.

ICEBERG lettuce salad. Must get it right.

🎯.

Liz in the corner, rocking back and forward. "Not like this, not again".

"Multiple convictions" is usually what one reads regarding The Right.

hope the lettuce makes an appearance as well

Opening new pork markets.

Oh, is David Cameron there too?

I get the joke, but please have respect for The Classics news.sky.com/video/liz-tr...

🫡

The utter bemusement is priceless

So pleased with herself.

Was the lettuce unavailable?

The lettuce meets the rock!

🤔The UK PM who caused economic and social chaos during her 45 day reign before the Tory party turfed her here to speil her far right bullshit.

Revoke her visa like they did with Candace Owens. 🤢🤮