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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social

The Seasteading Institite?!? Y’all I cannot express in fewer than 20,000 words just how fucking BONKERS the Seasteading crowd is.

aug 29, 2025, 12:33 am • 718 177

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Matt Gill @mattgill.me

wait we're already at the "harvesting organs from the poors" phase?

aug 29, 2025, 12:41 am • 14 2 • view
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social

Zydrate comez in a little glass vial...

aug 29, 2025, 12:50 am • 5 0 • view
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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social

It’s a short walk from “paid organ donation” to “unpaid organ donation but not the good kind”.

aug 29, 2025, 12:43 am • 10 0 • view
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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social

Hey, it worked for George Washington. To be fair, George actually DID pay for his. That's how we know. There are literal receipts. Many of his fellow enslavers, of course, did not. After all, why pay your property when they are, in fact, your property? www.mountvernon.org/george-washi...

aug 29, 2025, 2:36 am • 1 0 • view
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m. r. sauter @oddletters.bsky.social

oh for FUCKSSAKE

aug 29, 2025, 1:33 am • 6 0 • view
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A nother Martin 💙🌵 @ouijoy.bsky.social

Jimmy boy needs to donate his and sign up the rest of his family as living donors.

aug 29, 2025, 12:47 am • 1 0 • view
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ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social

I think I see why you're bonkers about the Seasteading crowd - they're either trying to live forever or live on water, and I'm over here just trying to find a decent Wi-Fi signal on my couch.

aug 29, 2025, 12:40 am • 11 0 • view
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Pls don’t do in the news nothing about me🔻 @bradicality.bsky.social

If you pledge loyalty to my decommissioned oil-drilling platform community Rustgea you will be eligible for the most competitive Wi-Fi rates (terms and organ-ownership conditions apply)

aug 29, 2025, 1:04 am • 10 1 • view
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Dane @peacedanish.bsky.social

I think I might have some idea.

Rapture LIghthouse icon from Bioshock.
aug 29, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social

Fortunately this motherfucker did it for you by talking about spare kidneys walking around. It paints a picture!

aug 29, 2025, 12:34 am • 18 0 • view
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Strappo @strappohughes.bsky.social

They’re barbaric. They need to be destroyed.

aug 29, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
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city trees @insavga.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NY6...

aug 29, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Rob Thorne 🇺🇦 @torenware.bsky.social

Thinking that Kennedy and his minions were raised on Monty Python... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE3R...

aug 29, 2025, 12:55 am • 2 0 • view
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80's Dirtbag Teen @profchildermass.bsky.social

Peter Thiel loved seasteading, so I'm guessing that's the connection with this mope?

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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theboik.bsky.social @theboik.bsky.social

Oh, so we are just a walking collection of body spare parts to you!? Good to know

aug 29, 2025, 8:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Siren Syndicate @sirensyndicate.bsky.social

😩😩

aug 29, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Iago Grimaldo @archvillain.bsky.social

It's charming that they see themselves as proponents of free markets when their patron doesn't believe in free markets.

aug 29, 2025, 12:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hans Beckert ◉ @falschspieler.com

I didn’t know they were still around. Always thought they were an elaborate joke.

aug 29, 2025, 1:11 am • 2 0 • view
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B @bryyyyguy.bsky.social

Trash Future and This Machine Kills have covered Patri Friedman and these Seasteading freaks a few times over the years and I’m flabbergasted every single time.

aug 29, 2025, 12:45 am • 15 1 • view
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social

But could you still dance to it?

aug 29, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social

We're playing the hits here, baybee

aug 29, 2025, 12:35 am • 4 0 • view
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social

I'm probably more willing than most to entertain the idea of transplant organ markets (at least in theory) but I'm pretty sure most people are indeed using both kidneys whether they need to or not.

aug 29, 2025, 12:42 am • 5 0 • view
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Bloo Rugby aka Otto Pen @bloorugby.bsky.social

"UNUSED?!"

aug 29, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view
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marysthankyou.bsky.social @marysthankyou.bsky.social

Sounds like a mutation of the adrenochrome fantasy brought to us by QAnon. Jesus, it never ends.

aug 31, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
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leupp.bsky.social @leupp.bsky.social

Jim O’Neill is clearly an aspiring Organ Pirate

aug 29, 2025, 4:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Meghan Leon @miss-smirker.bsky.social

I think all you have to say is that it’s a bunch of rich dudes who want to have slaves with zero repercussions.

aug 29, 2025, 12:49 am • 9 0 • view
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BreakfastOfChampignons @deathorcake.bsky.social

Why bother with a whole slave when all you really want is a few of their organs

aug 29, 2025, 12:54 am • 5 0 • view
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mark nickles @mapko.bsky.social

can’t fuck organs alone for very long

aug 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Darrel Plant #HUEYDAN @darrelplant.bsky.social

That kidney isn’t going to scrub the toilet by itself

aug 29, 2025, 1:09 am • 7 0 • view
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social

with sufficient unregulated medical experimentation it just might!

aug 29, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
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DrGeophysics @drgeophysics.bsky.social

Follow the money and networks.

aug 29, 2025, 12:41 am • 3 0 • view
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repetah.bsky.social @repetah.bsky.social

Not sure what's wrong if I voluntarily want to donate part of myself for money. People do it without receiving anything - a family giving another loved on a kidney, etc. We're all adults right? Help me understand this.

aug 29, 2025, 12:47 am • 0 0 • view
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BreakfastOfChampignons @deathorcake.bsky.social

For a start, it wouldn't be a donation, it's a sale. You'd be selling off bits of yourself. This is the thin end of the wedge, the slippery slope etc. Once money gets involved things turn very dirty very quickly. Countries where blood is donated as opposed to sold have much cleaner supplies.

aug 29, 2025, 1:03 am • 5 0 • view
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repetah.bsky.social @repetah.bsky.social

Yeah, I understand how a product for $ works lol. It's a business transaction. I think it could incentivize more..? Maybe those countries you're talking about need better systems in place to ensure supplies are good? I'd hope such things would always, always be safe and proper.

aug 29, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Oca sapiens @ocasapiens.bsky.social

Only Iran allows it because there's no transplantation network for dead donors' organs. The market is supposed to be regulated, but it doesn't work, so only desperately indebted people sell a kidney and debt collectors take a cut... The US has an efficient network

aug 29, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Theresa @cookingtheresa.bsky.social

So many creepy weirdos

aug 29, 2025, 12:43 am • 4 0 • view
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power to the people on the streets ✊🏼 @strivingally.bsky.social

Having only just learned about the Seasteading folks … what’s the overlap between these guys and Scientologists? Just thinking this sounds an awful lot like SeaOrg in some ways…

aug 30, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social

Jim O'Neill has been with Thiel for since 2008, nearly 20 years. He's part of the eternal-life crowd too, ran a startup briefly that was trying to extend human lifespan.

aug 29, 2025, 12:34 am • 51 18 • view
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Damiana Swan @damianaswan.bsky.social

And people think there's no way Vance would manage to hold the Presidency if/when Trump kicks off. I feel QUITE certain Thiel has entire books worth of plans for what he'll do.

aug 29, 2025, 2:31 am • 7 1 • view
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social

Sure but he’s also made many stupid plans like seasteading that totally fail. A problem with him is more the amount of money he has and the fact he’s a batshit stupid racist less that he’s a master strategist. If you are that rich and unprincipled—this is a significant advantage.

aug 29, 2025, 5:57 am • 7 0 • view
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social

Libertarianism is mostly about freedom from age of consent laws hand arresting the poors for organs

aug 29, 2025, 1:39 am • 5 0 • view
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social

-And handing everything over to the first Stronk Daddee that presents himself

aug 29, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social

Damn it. Harvesting

aug 29, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Michael @gzvenus.bsky.social

Can't wait to launch my ipo on the Kidney Coin market place.

aug 29, 2025, 12:39 am • 4 0 • view
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social

primary problem with seasteading is the lack of naturally occurring kidneys

aug 29, 2025, 12:35 am • 66 1 • view
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Matunos @matunos.bsky.social

you go through kidneys fast when your onboard desalination equipment fails

aug 29, 2025, 5:00 am • 8 0 • view
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Graham Shevlin @grahamshevlin.bsky.social

They just want to live without any laws.

aug 29, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social

I've played all the Bioshock games and was still unprepared for the crazy.

aug 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Karin Brennan @kmb4uky.bsky.social

Unused?

aug 29, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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seriesoftubes.bsky.social @seriesoftubes.bsky.social

How do you trust someone with world-building that cannot even design a good logo, my god.

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aug 29, 2025, 1:47 am • 4 0 • view