Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan Chase’s CEO, who warned of the negative effect of tariffs, now calls them a valuable “economic weapon.” “If it’s a little inflationary, but it’s good for national security — so be it,” Dimon said. “Get over it,” he added.
Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan Chase’s CEO, who warned of the negative effect of tariffs, now calls them a valuable “economic weapon.” “If it’s a little inflationary, but it’s good for national security — so be it,” Dimon said. “Get over it,” he added.
What a monumental sack of balls
He's a billionaire. He doesn't care
Double checked this wasn’t the pitch bot account…nope. It’s just another oligarch coward deciding to f—-us over for his personal benefit. F—-them all.
A little inflationary says the millionaire CEO.
"Let them eat cake"
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Guillotines for a better America!!!
The level of spineless bootlicking in your country at the moment is just beyond fathom.
Eat my ass you mother fucker
Dimon is a baby. He whines about remote work, tariffs, now he says deal with it because tariffs are coming and he needs a bonus .
Jamie Dimon should be in prison.
Screw Jamie Dimon. He’s a Wall Street shit who thinks in terms of what’s good for him and his WS bros ie low/no taxes, no business regulations. Tariffs are good for opportunists and the greedy, self serving rich guys who have zero sense of civic duty and want to stay in the monarch’s good graces.
Another bootlicker.
Arregou kkkkkk
The oligarchs are sticking together
Another CEO who couldn't give a shit about the non-rich. Trump's favourite kind of person.
Said a greed man from the way back who he never struggled to pay for anything. He’s not qualified to discuss real people or tell us to get over it. F jamie diamond
The Revolution against these billionaire assholes and their protectors.....is coming. Bank it
This whole "Let them it cake" narrative certainly is not gonna work in their favor...
He just destroyed his credibility! What a boot licker!
You know, I normally defer to experts on detailed matters of public policy. But when your opinions are so nakedly blinded by greed, you cease to be an expert and instead are nothing more than a shill.
Tarilffs will never hurt these corrupt Oligarchs. Jamie Dimon is an Oiligarch.
National security against what?
At least he never touted the VERY inflationary Modern Monetary crackpottery, er, Theory, something that the NY Times and its formerly resident Krugman economist did.
nypost.com/2025/01/22/b...
😡😡😡😡😡😡 asskissing P.O. S.
Flip flop based on which party is in power
Time to dump Chase
As he stepped into a waiting Tesla.
Sycophant
Utter b……..
Wages are already stretched. The opinion espoused does not take into account that the average person is suffering the effects of the last round of inflation.
Yeah, he doesn’t care because he’s very very rich.
Of course he did... Banks are making a KILLING! They are charging 28% on credit card debt. All justified by the need to curb inflation. Credit card debt in the United States is around $1.17 trillion, & rising. Continued inflation = continued high interest charges/profits for banks.
Katie Porter skewered him years ago for being a worm. This reversal tracks entirely. 🪱
Lickspittle
more of exactly what you wanted to report with your support of trump, fucking scumbags
Hey buddy… all that money you make??? Yeah, most people don’t have so let’s be less flippant about how much things cost.
Apparently, Luigi didn't scare them enough.
The rich are not like you or me.
Imagine that!
When a Dem does something inflationary they're a threat to national security but when a Republican causes inflation its ok because.... National security.
Using tariffs as economic warfare to attempt take over of foreign nations like Greenland and Canada. Be better Dimon.
"it won't affect me, I'm rich"
Fuck...now they got Slippin' Jamie too
He’s been bought by Trump in some way- some promise to become richer.
From a man that never buys groceries. Fuck off.
Unleash Luigi
Bending the knee
I do not respect people who bend the knee.
Can we stop writing articles every time this guys sneezes? He never shuts up, and obviously his words mean nothing.
Money can buy a lot of things but it can't buy brains.
Question for Jamie: I’m thinking you do not know the price of eggs? I’m thinking you are not too worried about the cost of goods??
It’s not a big deal for billionaires, but that “little inflation” will be a huge deal for people who actually have to work.
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Why is inflation ok when Republicans cause it?
@60minutes.bsky.social I wish Stahl asked Dimon serious questions instead of accompanying him on a walk down memory lane. He will be one of the biggest beneficiaries of Trump's crony capitalism. Just doing his job building his wealth and that of his shareholders on the backs of average Americans.
This is the guy who thought WeWork was a safe bet.
"I, for one, welcome our new MAGA overlords."
so much for bringing grocery prices down. I thought tariffs weren't supposed to cause inflation, because they would be paid by the importer..... (please, someone, give the people of the US an capitalist economy 101 lesson.
Everyone pull out asap. Fuck em if they collapse, they have demonstrated here they don't give two shits about the actual people. Your money isn't safe with them. They at least need to feel the burn of one peck of Trump's Ass cheek. Look into other banks that haven't kneeled
Gross. Time to move on.
Yeah, get over it as he has millions so he doesn’t care…again the middle class and less getting screwed with higher prices and everyone but the rich lose.
A little inflationary says the billionaire bank CEO
He does not have to worry about living paycheck-to-paycheck
"A little inflationary"? So when a plurality of US voters chose Trump in 2024, they were actually voting for higher prices? Seems wealthy businessmen are much more concerned about not being part of the Trumpian oligarchy, than much of anything else these days. www.ngrippel.com/ngr-politics...
The new administration is a surprisingly good x-ray machine. I can see all the missing spines.
Are the oligarchs just admitting they and the government don’t care about the rest of us blatantly now?
cus he's a POS
Spineless POS who hates himself deep down like so many of them.
Was anyone really expecting him to not cave in to the current administration??
Stop. F*cking. Bending. The. Knee. And. Grow. A. Spine!
Get lost Mr Dimon! your bank played a crucial role in financing the nazi regime. As revelations had become public, your bank acknowledged its past role BUT, kept the ill-gained profits earned through commissions…
Fuck Jamie Dimon.
Kiss the ring. 🤦♀️
How idiotic of Jamie Dimon. And self-serving for the bank he runs.
Next
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What an idiot thing to say!
He’s doing his best Gordon Gecko impression.
Oh just wondering if that’s why his bank is one of the most hacked and his customers are the most victimized on bank card fraud. Are we supposed to just get over that too? So ready to have yt rich man steaks at my barbecue.
So laying tariffs makes the country safer? How? Explain it to me like I’m five
Luigi's Mansion
Who’s still banking with this asshole?
Hahahaha…there we go. We knew the yellow streak of spinelessness would show up at some point.
Bank deregulation is coming. Watch out for another crash in 5-6 years
Let them eat cake act is not going to go over like you think
Bad Kool-aid
Bad Kool-Aid
This dude bent the knee
Just ridin' that mushroom for as long as he can.
I’d suggest reading between Jamie’s lines. He’s just subtly told Trump that there will be inflation with his tariffs and that’s OK for rich folks; just a short period of pain. That scares the shit out of Trump cause he knows his Maggot faithful will turn on him.
“They’re hungry? Then let them eat cake!”
This is what Musk meant when he said that average Americans would have to suffer economically so Trump & Co. could make more money!
Diamond is bending the knee as well
FUCK YOU !!!
Right, "get over it" while he gets his billionaire tax breaks.
We will get over it-and we will see how a weakened world economy will help #MAGA on the short run and after a few decades. #Rome wasn’t destroyed in a year either.
Tax the rich
He would be still saying a lil inflation is ok get over it, when a dozen of egg reaches at $30. As long as his family and Wall Street buddies stay rich, he doesn’t care about average consumers
This man is for the gallows
The season of corporate kowtowing is in full swing.
Leave banks, join credit unions!
Greed thy name is man
Cancelling my Chase card. You spineless jerk!
This guy becomes a bigger dipshit every year.
Why does anyone still listen to this over-paid, Congressionally Certified know-nothing?
Yea! Says the A hole worth 2.7 billion. Karma is really going to busy this year.
Going through contortions to suspend the economics of tariffs and trade, Jamie Dimon joins the ranks of Trump toadies.
Between his base salary and incentives package, Jamie Dimon made $39 million last year, after JP Morgan showed record profits. So what's a little inflation? Fuck him.
easy for you to say, out of touch rich man.
Rich man gives advice to poor people and says don’t worry about higher prices. Just suck it up.
Another cowardly back down
He’s looking for a tax write off, AKA a Trump position
So says a man who has soooooo much money.
Gonna guess he's looking to profit from lending to folks trying to set up manufacturing here...having profitted from funding moving manufacturing to China
Fuck you Jamie
Dimon called oligarchy just calling people names. Wonder what he says about premature capitulation?
Wow he’s really in touch with the struggle of the majority of Americans.
Jamie how Trump’s dick taste?
A POS with a net worth of $2,700,000,000 is telling Americans to “get over “ inflation. Might want to ask Marie A. How that “let them eat cake” remark aged for her.
Funny that Trump ran on inflation, now inflation is good?
He can get over it. I know what I'm doing.
He said get over it 🤬
Is this the last stand of old arrogant white men? Let's hope so.
Another billionaire kissing the ring of Trump.
Say the guy that was one of the major suspects in the great subprime krash of 2098-2009. You know, the scam where these millionaires gambled with people money, lost it and then ask for more public money to save themselves !?
Corporate America is so out of touch with the people that actually earn them their profits; what a shame.
Jamie Dimon, go fuck yourself.
@katieporteroc.bsky.social would like a word with him...
Do you feel it too?
Off to close my Chase account tomorrow. 🖕Trump and all his collaborators.
Bootlickers lining up
I’m living in an Ayn Rand novel! Get me out of here!
Get over it? FU
Jamie diamond pre-surrenders. Another legend falls
They are all bending the knee. Disgusting...
Twat
Eat the rich
They want you to pay more because it won’t hurt their purchasing. So what if you have to pay extra so they can weaponize your food.
“We make terrible mistakes sometimes, and we apologize for it,” Dimon said last summer after JP Morgan paid $290 million to settle a lawsuit alleging that the bank’s funding of Jeffrey Epstein enabled him to traffick young women
Back in 2013, JP Morgan Chase was fined $920 million for “unsafe and unsound practices” after its trading operations generated about $6 billion in losses. Dimon was the champion and “personal banker” of defamed WeWork CEO Adam Neumann, extending nearly $100 million in mortgages and other loans
Every time Dimon pops up giving some dumbass comment, I'm like "didn't you commit like a bunch of crimes? Why are you reminding people you exist?"
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And that's it from the Complete Prat Stenographer Division at the Times, thanks for reading.
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Gotcha back
Is he a billionaire?
Spoken like someone who doesn’t know the price of things.
Just another billionaire signing onto the party line. Dismal.
Dimon wrestling with dementia? How can it possibly help us to build vehicles outside the Americas?
Wonder how poor tRumpiedoodles will get over higher prices
In a world of Jamie Dimons, Mark Zuckerbergs, and Elon Musks, be a Mark Cuban.
United healthcare
So what’s new? He’s always been corrupt.
Change banks, folks.
This. Find a good local Credit Union and move your cheese.
Yup. Today!
I switched from BofA to a credit union 25 years ago - and never looked back. It's much better. I don't know why people stay with banks.
I closed my Chase account a long time ago
What an idiot. This man is the face of the bank. A time of uncertainty like this and “get over it” is what he has to say.
I think everyone banking at cHase should close their account and see how fast he will "get over it".
Turning over to be Trump's small spoon.
There he goes, sucking on the little orange lollipop.
Followed by, “let them eat cake.”
You think bankers give a shit about anyone but themselves?
Trump dick suckers
Change banks and i hope he will get over people changing from his bank! People you all have the power! Hit them financially!
Good for a billionaire who doesn’t have to worry about paying 25% more. I doubt @jamiedimon.bsky.social had done any grocery shopping in years. Sick of billionaires myself
“Eggs are seven bucks and going higher? Get over it.”
These guys will never have to scrape together change to buy a loaf of bread or milk. Fk these guys and as a 30 year reader of the NYT, they can fk right off too. What a sad newspaper.
Dimon advises public to eat cake.
Great to find such caring and compassionate people at the heights of power.
Baaaaah. Sheep. Rich man like Dimon won’t feel the pinch. Watching these guys start shorting stocks betting on an economic crash as a result of tariffs.
That’s a little “let them eat cake” talking there. We see how well that worked out for the Queen of France. When will the American people finally come together and overthrow these modern day robber barons?
What is wrong with these people? They have no shame or backbone whatsoever. It's not like they need the extra money, yet they’re throwing their morals out the window for it.
He should have been in prison when he forced illegal foreclosures on home mortgages and crashed the economy.
"Only the little people will suffer. I'll still be rich!"