Not a patch on the English martial art of scone-making.

Must beg to differ. A profanity delivered by a Scottish school teacher will take your ---- head off...

So will a scone if you aim it right.

Just don’t ask if the jam or cream goes on first, that usually results in violence (cream should be first though)

Er... as it happens, I live in Cornwall, near Truro and, er...

We train them from a young age, was so proud when my 2 year old came out with “fucks sake daddy” when I dropped something. His mum wasn’t quite as impressed though

One of my daughter's first words was 'bollocks'. The first time she did it, her mother and I were absolutely delighted and couldn't stop laughing. This, in turn, delighted my daughter who promptly started yelling it over and over and over again. Then we remembered my mother was visiting at the...

... end of the week. One of the most difficult aspects of parenting is encouraging a child to do something, turning on a sixpence and then trying to convince that child that perhaps it's not such a wonderful thing after all while theyre at the holophrastic stage of language development.