Beitar, the Tisch family, & NewsCorp will be organizing evacuation flights to Israel free of charge. Ray Kelly urging Mamdani’s arrest “because he’s a Communist” Jon Miller droned on a bit about “Islamo-Leftism” but he’s lost the juice recently
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ah, the - threatening us with a good time gambit
jun 25, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
...I thought this was parody and double checked that someone hadn't changed their handle to imitate you and realized that no, 2025 just keeps making me want the orcas to eat us all.
jun 25, 2025, 6:46 pm • 7 0 • view
I’m going to be something if this isn’t a bit.
jun 25, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
The absolute crash outs of the last 12 hours were too tempting to resist
jun 25, 2025, 6:50 pm • 7 0 • view
It was perfect.
jun 25, 2025, 6:53 pm • 3 0 • view
before I waste more time (really need to get back to book research) - I’m absolutely not being serious here. This is satire - based on good bits of how this shadow govt operates and the sort of insane shit they’ve been pushing the past few months. NYC’s electorate beat out big $ this time round
jun 25, 2025, 6:48 pm • 236 9 • view
I’m scrolling through this trying to parse if this might actually be true. 🤣
jun 25, 2025, 6:56 pm • 8 0 • view
In terms of what Miller wants? It's absolutely true
jun 26, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 1 • view
Not cool Ali. None of this is beyond the realm possibility. I almost threw up.
jun 26, 2025, 7:25 pm • 30 1 • view
Oh thank God 😅
jun 25, 2025, 6:48 pm • 44 1 • view
really did have me going for a couple posts there
jun 25, 2025, 7:00 pm • 10 0 • view
You had me. Hook, line, sinker.
jun 25, 2025, 7:27 pm • 6 0 • view
Firstly thank god, secondly very proud of my satire detector but you had me in the first half ngl
jun 25, 2025, 6:54 pm • 6 0 • view
A senile Kelly & Miller would be too funny
jun 25, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Im gonna be honest: some of this is going to turn out to be real lmao
jun 25, 2025, 6:58 pm • 16 0 • view
(That’s why I did this aside from being a bad person/native NYer)
jun 25, 2025, 6:59 pm • 9 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/ugar...
jun 25, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Bill Ackman already there tbh.
jun 25, 2025, 8:32 pm • 3 1 • view
Where does satire end and prophecy begin? Time will tell
jun 25, 2025, 7:00 pm • 8 1 • view
Wouldn’t be surprised if this was the actual conversation
jun 26, 2025, 10:50 am • 0 0 • view
You had me for a minute there, and I usually pride myself on my satire radar. At the risk of being a spoilsport, I suggest that in future you label each individual post in a thread as satire. Some people will share a post out of context, and other people will read it and believe it.
jun 25, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
no its all true
jun 25, 2025, 6:55 pm • 6 0 • view
Seemed completely plausible tbh.
jun 25, 2025, 6:56 pm • 5 0 • view
jun 25, 2025, 8:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Unironically I've seen people posting about some cold war era communist removal act Fuckin losers
jun 26, 2025, 6:11 am • 1 0 • view
Jesus Christ, thank god. But honestly, everything is so crazy fascistic right now… 😳
jun 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
The problem with the Times We Live In™️ is it's impossible to tell satire anymore
jun 26, 2025, 7:30 pm • 9 1 • view