Mother India has some wicked good food, highly recommend

Moan about the roads..

Go to forbidden planet

try buckfast, the favourite tipple of refined gentleman

Go hunt down any relatives of Drew McIntyre and hold them hostage until he quits WWE and joins the Dark Order.

sharmanka.com The opening hours are a bit weird but I feel like you might appreciate this clockwork Russian machine puppet theatre. Otherwise Kelvingrove museum is good, it has a tremendous Dali, and the Hunterian museum is also great for medical and scientific curiosities.

Also there's a massive Victorian cemetery called the Glasgow Necropolis which was used for Gotham cemetery in The Batman. Nice to just have a walk around.

Pillage. Drink beer and pillage. Politely.

Box Bar on Sauchiehall st. Great wrestling friendly bar.

Eaaaat

Battered pizza. Are you there now then?

Stay hydrated hopefully

Beat on @kingserpentico.bsky.social

Is literally an exercise book parody of Jane Fonda but then Daffy pulls out a real exorcist book and it just goes by Looney Tunes standards.

Lolol if you've ever seen Daffy Duck's Quackbusters and The 1980s Looney Tunes Short The Duxorcist when Mel Blanc was still alive, Uno and it's literally five stereotypical standard cartoon ghosts that Daffy exorcises and a really funny joke is one of the books he tries to use is literally.

Play Mario Power Golf and spend the whole night alone in an authentic really haunted Scottish castle and see if you can survive the night, Master? And hope that they're not poltergeists and say ooooo yay upid stay erk Jay!! Mawy had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT!!!!

Go to fight club and play darts with the rest of the dark order. Great fun

Go to Edinburgh

Warn people about the pronunciation of the city?

Pubs!

Can we play board games together please Mr Evil Uno?

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Whatever you do, don't call it Glas-Cow. I heard Serpentico @kingserpentico.bsky.social got some bad info on that one

Bikini wax!

You should go to the transport museum. It's actually quite interesting.

Dark Order Kilt

Alternatively, Mystery Wrestling Kilt?

Try haggis

Find the other immortals and take their heads. There can only be Uno!

Mystery Wrestling Glasgow could be fun. Maybe do something silly like an Irn Bru on a pole match! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

find a Highlander and behead them to steal their power

Wrestle.

I took a look at bandit's feed for ideas and it says lesbians

Glasgow to the pub

Eat food that shouldn't be cooked in batter

That shouldn't be... but is anyway.

Damn straight. And it's well loved too!

Go to the Cat House nightclub 🤟

Deep fried Mars Bar.

There's a Big Lebowski themed bar called "Lebowskis"

And of course Fringe.

Go to the Gorbals

Eat fish and chips

Take a nap

www.rcadeglasgow.com this could be worth a peek

Have a pint, eat some Haggis and take a low cost guided tour of the sites and let it all soak in. Then come back to the Motor City with your Dark Order Tartan Kilt and sleep for a day. Have fun in Glasgow! And post pics of it too!

Find and enjoy a haggis supper. Or go exotic and try something weirder that's deep fried.