Clearly, the threat of sandwiches thrown at ICE agents is a serious matter. We should demand background checks before anyone can buy a sandwich. And condiments.
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Subway is subversive.
aug 15, 2025, 7:43 am • 0 0 • view
And watch out for those weirdos who put potato chips in sandwiches 😳😳😳😳😳
aug 15, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Especially the condiments!
aug 14, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 15, 2025, 11:46 am • 0 0 • view
Is Assault with a Delicious Weapon the new spicy crime?
aug 14, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
If sammiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have sammiches.
aug 14, 2025, 3:21 pm • 2 0 • view
a hot dog is technically a sandwich, but background checks should only be required for foot longs. People have a constitutional right to carry a normal frankfurter or bratty.
aug 15, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
6 month waiting period for sandwiches but only if you can prove via long form food certificate that you have never been hungry.
aug 14, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Let’s wait till they finish the Death Star needed to protect Big Balls 😑.
aug 14, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
That little doge cretin should be called “No Huevos”
aug 14, 2025, 1:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Throwing away good food should be a crime.
aug 15, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, it was a Subway sandwich.
aug 15, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Do you want Condiment King?! Because this is how you get Condiment King!!
aug 14, 2025, 2:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Get rid of banana peppers, and things will go back to normal. Only criminals insist on banana peppers in the sub sandwiches.
aug 15, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
Sandwiches deserve so much better...can we not throw something more effective at these villains?
aug 15, 2025, 8:46 am • 0 0 • view