Did you take a video, I hear you ask. Shame on you for asking. Of course we did. (C/W for loud Tortoise sex.)
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At some point in this production the female got tired, wandered over to a tree — the male still pumping and grunting atop her — and unceremoniously scraped him off, whereupon he looked crestfallen and then went to sleep. sic transit gloria
sep 10, 2025, 10:09 pm • 56 3 • view
I apologize but I am obliged to post this D.H. Lawrence poem whenever this subject pops up (not as infrequently as you'd think). Truly one of the towering literary achievements in the genre of tortoise poetry. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47366/...
sep 10, 2025, 10:14 pm • 9 0 • view
That was great. Thank you!
sep 10, 2025, 10:31 pm • 3 0 • view
I know what that noise is going to sound like and it still startles me every time 😅
sep 10, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
This is so much louder than I thought it would be 😂
sep 11, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view