Please stop dragging me!! Now my daughter has seen your posts and even SHE has started making fun of me! I’m old and not as internet savvy as you, this isn’t FAIR
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I know it's just another pathetic attempt of yours to be funny, which even works for your followers, but hey, unlike you (who has already proven to be a shitty elitist), I really don't have any kind of prejudice against anyone, old people have rights, I just think you're pathetic.
jul 18, 2025, 2:49 pm • 2 0 • view
29 is old now? ugh back in my day 29 was just a baby
jul 18, 2025, 4:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Wait, you're not 29?
jul 18, 2025, 2:55 pm • 4 0 • view
Scott Awkwardman
jul 18, 2025, 2:52 pm • 10 0 • view
Scott I love your post about the joker It save my life
jul 18, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Leave Tony Hawk alone!
jul 18, 2025, 3:37 pm • 2 0 • view
bad dresserman
jul 18, 2025, 3:05 pm • 9 0 • view
jokes on that person, they used two incredibly hot photos of Scott and now I get to look at them on my timeline for free
jul 18, 2025, 3:02 pm • 21 0 • view
This is the first time I've seen anyone be mean to Scott online and my brain can't parse it.
jul 18, 2025, 3:15 pm • 6 0 • view
This is what hyper-fandom does. Dude has his whole ass identity tied into a comic book so if something happens that he doesn't like, it's personal for him. People with a strong sense of self don't act like whiney dipshits if a comic book doesn't come out the way they like.
jul 18, 2025, 3:25 pm • 8 0 • view
As a Spider-Man fan and comedy fan I have to say, Scott you're a piece of garbage and need to resign from threedom immediately. JK, I love seeing the outrage your jokes cause in the overly pissed spidey community 🤣
jul 18, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
This app is never gonna shake the rep that the users don’t understand jokes.
jul 18, 2025, 2:49 pm • 69 0 • view
hey nong man when did you get here? r u ok?
jul 18, 2025, 2:56 pm • 4 0 • view
Great. There goes your daily champagne delivery. You'll have to axe it for posterity.
jul 18, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
leave scott awkwardman alone, internet meanies!! he has enough troubles as it is without you guys DOXXING him to his own DAUGHTER!
jul 18, 2025, 2:49 pm • 39 0 • view
A picture from his profile and another from Wikipedia, super doxxing lol
jul 18, 2025, 3:23 pm • 2 0 • view
You seem fun to hang out with
jul 18, 2025, 3:26 pm • 9 0 • view
Are you 12
jul 18, 2025, 3:42 pm • 3 0 • view
Scott? Nope
jul 18, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
They're giving away his assassination coordinates!
jul 18, 2025, 3:20 pm • 17 0 • view
Leave Hot Soccermom alooone!!!
jul 18, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
comic fans used to send in their bitchy letters with their full mailing address attached when it was printed in the letters pages and sometimes i think we really should go back to that
jul 18, 2025, 3:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Scott are you going to answer about why you wear hats and jackets or not
jul 18, 2025, 3:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Slay, Size Queen
jul 18, 2025, 2:55 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe if you would SIT your ASS down and LISTEN to your daughter we wouldn’t be in this dang Climate Change mess
jul 18, 2025, 4:13 pm • 31 0 • view
@thelouvreof.bsky.social this is how it is done
jul 18, 2025, 3:17 pm • 3 0 • view
I didn’t know the writers made wardrobe choices, could’ve sworn there was a whole other department for that
jul 18, 2025, 3:06 pm • 2 0 • view
That's Cool Scotty Auks they're talking about!
jul 18, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m sorry you’re upset, dear
jul 18, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
My daughter is 4 and loves Spider-man. She’s crying right now and we can’t rule out that it’s your fault.
jul 18, 2025, 4:10 pm • 2 0 • view
That's not even Scott! These are clearly photos of Brody South Dakotee!
jul 18, 2025, 4:48 pm • 6 0 • view
I don't understand what's happening here, but Scott Hotsogman is America's baby and a fashion icon.
jul 18, 2025, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
what did you do to this guy's beanie babies scott
jul 18, 2025, 2:54 pm • 6 0 • view
Can’t believe you’re not wearing walmart jeans, a grey tshirt, and a Bass Pro Shop hat that was ran over by an 18 wheeler. I gotta get around to reading this comic that’s giving the worst people an excuse to harass you.
jul 18, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
I love how your being dragged by somebody with "space jam" in his name 😂 You know he ain't no Piss Pig!
jul 18, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Elder Spokersman
jul 18, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
ew you're over 40???
jul 18, 2025, 2:53 pm • 6 0 • view
Pretty sure he's 29
jul 18, 2025, 2:57 pm • 24 0 • view
Great Scott
jul 18, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Found the Blank Check fan
jul 18, 2025, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
hang on. you're FORTY?!? first i'm hearing of that.
jul 18, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Scott Aukerman, 29 Year Old Elitist, finally getting his due.
jul 18, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Scottie's tottie? Acting naughty? Say it ain't so!!
jul 18, 2025, 3:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Scott, you need a social media expert to help you navigate these turbulent waters. See if @lilyyily.bsky.social can get Francesca Bolognese on the phone to help you through this trying time.
jul 19, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
This isn’t fair for a man that is a dad that just watched the Grad(uate).
jul 18, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Scott, it honestly feels like you’ve angered a community of Star Trek aliens who have never heard the concept of ‘jokes.’
jul 18, 2025, 3:29 pm • 1 0 • view
An army of pisspigs are ready to rain down hellfire on these trolls. Just give the word, Scott
jul 18, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view