‘I understand you’re feeling down about your girlfriend being blown in to tiny chunks but the only way to cheer yourself up is invite over another girl! To ring the doorbell!’

Try going at night and wearing all black to enhance the effect! This one will definitely have sex with you after such a grand gesture. If you like I can put together a shopping list for you

Wedding bands are often made of such materials as duct tape, zip, ties, or even simple twine, and placed in ligatures around the wrists, ankles, and throat. Don’t forget to pack the lambs heads for a traditional engagement pentagram.