We need a way to better appeal to the batshit crazy people with no grounding in reality whatsoever

I have family members with mental illnesses- been there, done that. When they don’t live in generally accepted reality? It’s hard to engage with them. I had to disengage for -my- sanity. Save yourself, it’s the only way

Who do the Bigfoot and Mothman people vote for?

a convincing jesus would do the trick, but he'd have to be willing to be crucified by them before they come to their senses.

It's as simple as giving up the instinct to not lie to and cheat people

It's quite easy cancel their rights until they seek medical help to solve why they are so fucking batshit crazy

No, we need a way to better appeal to everyone else who can’t otherwise be bothered, because there is no reaching these people. They’re gone.

Where did i read that we need what Ms Jane Fonda mentioned- compassion. Compassion that so many people we love, live by & care for have fallen for lies, been taken in by deception. I'm also thinking billboards- lots of rural billboards with truth about the grifts. ( Better than Mr Schumer tho)

I’d rather not, I don’t want them here.

You’re only as strong as your weakest link.

Will they be holding a seance 😉

Spoiler Alert: he died. Now you don't need to go and waste my tax dollars on a road trip.

That should help the price of eggs, right?

Bitch is doing what every North Texas schoolchild has to do: Go on a fucking field trip.

So, instead of looking into Musk's countless conflicts of interest they're going to look at cold cases?

How do you spell D I S T R A C T I O N ?

Is this real?!

How much are we paying her? I want five bullet points documenting what she has accomplished this year. Who votes for this?😡

!!!!!

My cheap eggs hiding under dealey plaza!

president deals would know how to handle dealey plaza.

They should also investigate the crucifixion of jesus

The republicans finally found something to keep the ex-stripper busy.

How many first-hand witnesses still live, and how sound is their memory of an event from 60+ years ago?

Bread and circuses. While Rome burns

Why are they doing this again? Let the man rest in peace!

To keep us distracted while they do more bad shit..

So true!

boom

Area 51 next please.

One flew over the Cuckoo's nest and right into the White House.😲

Luna is too late for this eyewitness. I wouldn't be surprised if he decided not to hang around for her money-wasting sh*t show. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Maybe history can repeat itself. I don't know what else to say.

Please check into the possibility of reanimating Oswald. Thank you.

Bet she’s too chicken to face her constituents irl too.

Dale Gribble wouldn’t even be a funny oddball now. He’d be the average Trump voter.

Regret that I shan’t stay tuned.

Are they consulting with goddamn Oliver Stone too?

I thought this was a joke? Calling Elon; we see some bodies getting government paychecks that you can prune. It doesn’t look like they will be missed. Leave the GSA employees alone as they have real work.

Cause this is a pressing matter in the 2020s.

There's nothing insane about seizing the opportunity to pretend that an investigation has proven that the Democrats and socialists plotted and succeeded in murdering JFK. The MAGAt KKKult base will eat it up, further delegitimizing the CIA/FBI and federal gov't in general, which is what they want.

Who the fuck cares about what happened to JFK, someone shot him , full stop ! That was then —we are living in the now .

I’m sorry to be so blunt, but this is BATSHIT CRAZY!

FFS

Are they effin kidding? With all the crap hitting the fan these days, THIS is what they focus on. The most absurd rendering of an insane govt could not come up with this!!!!

Influencer house rep makes content machine go brrrr

They're going to try and frame Lee Harvey Oswald as an evangelist for woke.

Between the cost of this and Trump’s golf outings I can see why DOGE was put in place... Oh wait…

Most of the witnesses would be dead at this point, so I think this is an excellent use of taxpayer money... /s

Most of the “first-hand witnesses” are now old enough to be in memory care units.🙄

Waste of taxpayer money right there.

Batshit crazy. Next they'll be asking Musk to fly them to the Moon to investigate whether Neil Armstrong left any footprints there.

I'm okay with that if it's a one way trip.

Yeah, but their deep dive into the secrets of the Illuminati is going to be super revealing...

And not in a good way.

Distraction tactics

I wish I could say “unbelievable” with a straight face.

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You made me go over to the pit to check this out! 😂 @RepLunatic but what was worse, looking at the comments on her tweet, is that many people voted for her/Trump to see the Kennedy files. Bizarre. Sadly, one of the witnesses died today.

They're still doing Q anon shit???

What a waste of time & money.

I hope she's getting ruthlessly X-trolled about her complete idiocy.

They're full of shit. Acting like nothing is happening that affects ALL Americans.

Huh? JFK has been assassinated again?🙄

Where’s Doge when you need them. Talk about waste.

Are there any first-hand witnesses still alive?

I know of at least one, Mary Ann Moorman, who took a photograph only a second or two after the shot was fired. She's 92 years old, and still lives in the Dallas area.

Be a shame if she was sent on a all-expenses-paid cruise around the world for the next few months (Well, assuming she's fit to travel).

Maybe this administration will successfully assassinate Fidel Castro.

Next on the docket, the moon landing.

Oh paaallleeezzzz!

Imagine voting for this person to be your representative in Congress.

Government efficiency is relitigating boomer conspiracy theories that have already had several investigations.

What in the corn dog hell!

The word to describe these people doesn't exist yet and we will have to create it ourselves...though I fear this to be an impossible task.

These MAGA have no clue how to govern. ZERO

i don't think there are many living witnesses, it was 63 years ago, from the 42 witnesses maybe 3 are still alive, one being in her 90's. and all from the Warren Commission have passed away save 2 Assistant counsel, both in there 90's.

The world is laughing at all of them.

She's willfully evil, and yet little more than rape-bait to the average GOP male, like a tolerable AOC.

They're interviewing people about something that happened 60+ years ago 🤦🏽‍♀️

I know the results: "Hunter did it."

I still say the information is on his laptop which is on top of Hillary's email server. This is the generic answer to almost all of the GOP's "inquiries"

If they want to study some history they should study the parallels to the US on how Putin, Hitler and other authoritarian regimes came to power!

Better speak loud

Heyyyyy bring Trump to the grassy knoll…

I predict they find Hunter Biden did it. Possibly with Hillary as accomplice.

Maybe DOGE should investigate this shit...WTF?!?

First-hand witnesses? Are they going to interview the toddlers on the grassy knoll?

Oh ffs, why?

Yes, Jack Ruby will be signing autographs.

1. This investigation was already done. 2. They could read the files. 3. Senator Ted Kennedy already saw the files and saw no need to comment. 4. Eye witnesses to something that happened over 61 years ago?

Look over here while MAGA empties Fort Knox.

Anybody ever see Soylent Green???? It’s pretty eerie isn’t it???

I am dead

Also pretty sure she actually does have some mental issues

If I was Trump, I'd be a little nervous about Republicans pushing a factually flawed theory that a President was assassinated by the deep state.

Wow are we supposed to be impressed with this action This tragedy happened over 60 years ago Why don’t they do the work for the people now, and for our future. Stop the nonsense of their felon president and evil Elon. We need real action on climate and the economy Vote blue ✌️

Huh?!?

Is she still trying to subpoena the Warren Commission (all dead) to appear at her hearing?

I thought they caught the culprit?

What a complete waste of time and money. THIS is where the fraud lies. What are they hoping to accomplish?

How tf does that represent the people in her district? I will never understand how a blue leaning district re-elected this psycho.

And really stupid.

Oohh, will they be doing reenactments? I know one or two people who might be perfect for the role of JFK.

Boomer service all the way down.

Floridians would rather vote for this than a sane Democrat.

She gets paid for this??? Does Elon know? Seems “inefficient”.

Is DOGE looking into the wasted taxpayer money on this?

Are they going to interview Ted Cruz and his (I’m assuming deceased) father?

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Clint Hill passed away today. That's one less first hand witness to speak to.

If you witnessed the JFK assassination when you were 8 years old you are now 70, and if you tell me J Edgar Hoover leaned over to you and said "Hey kid, watch me assassinate the president," I won't know if you think that because you were a little kid then or senile now, but it's one of those two.

Wow! I’m really glad they’re focusing on cutting waste. 🙄

Arlen Specter died 13 years ago

Clearly, an issue that is salient and pressing in our modern times. Nothing else to do I guess!

Everyone knows was Obamna and Ted Cruz’s father

This is insane. But there’s no way this woman would be doing anything better with her time.

The problem is the FBI,CIA and the US government have all done some really shady shit, so it’s not hard to pull a rabbit out of that hat and make the people say wow. Once you prove the government does bad things, it’s a pass for them to do bad things too…because that’s what the government does.

Also...I would not put it past MAGA to have seen all documents and evidence point to Lee Harvey Oswald being a lone gunman, and yet say they found evidence that the CIA did it...for exactly the reason you state.

Yes! He’s blowing the lid off conspiracies to sow deeper distrust in the government, while also promoting deeper trust in him that he is the “truth teller”.People who call him dumb are mistaken. He is a master manipulator. I am mad he’s been able to prosper his whole life doing it too.

They will be taking personal testimonies....

Idiots

He's alive, and living in Western Australia with Elvis and Princess Diana, I saw them in Mundaring one time, driving a Toyota

I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics.

Finally, someone in congress is DOING SOMETHING!

What's next, an investigation into the moon landing or trying to prove the flouride in the water is a globalist mind control device orchestrated by George Soros?

Agreed!!

Is she the same one that proposed to put Trump on Rushmore?

Yes she is. And before that she submitted to congress a request to give Trump the Medal of Honor. Worse, this is her second term…. Pinellas County Florida

Rep. Luna(tic).

🚮

this is how we unravel the great eggspiracy that started with jfk and lead to the problem with have now

Spoiler: She says Joe Biden did it.

On our dime

We need to stop electing morons.

Her finger is really on the pulse of the body politic.

Who’s paying for that?

Maybe she’ll find the 150 year-olds on Medicare while she’s there.

They could find out the CIA did it for all I care how does that affect my dam life today in 2025 ?!

Most witnesses are dead. Who are they interviewing? Stupid ideas result in stupid investigations.

Aren’t they mostly dead?

I do wonder just how many of us agree that JFK's assassination is the most pressing issue of our day. TBH, I'd rather examine the IQ of the GOP Senators who voted to confirm the raving lunatic RFK, Jr.

They will probably call Hunter Biden as their first witness.

Is she bringing candles and an Ouija board with her?

Are they hoping to find some gray matter still on the ground, so they can finally be in possession of some of their own?

Looks like oversight committee is picking up steam and holding this admin to account. Maybe they can find out what really happened to Vince Foster while they are at it

Betting they find a DEI was responsible.

THIS is the most pressing issue of the day?!?

They will get to the bottom of it surely

One thing is certain: this will be a good way to keep these doofuses from doing other bad stuff.

I wonder how it’s going getting the Warren Commission back together.

Great. More GD tourists at the Book Depository and Grassy Knoll.

So a plan to waste government funding in the midst of “eliminating” it. Hooray! 🙃

First hand witnesses of something that happened 62 years ago? How many are still alive?

Assassination? Why is this RINO covering up the Truth that Kennedy is still alive.

This will certainly bring down the cost of eggs. Just think that Musk slashed NIH's workforce by >10% to pay for this performative bullshit.

I thought we already solved this: he wasn't shot. His head just did that.

No one emailed her this song. youtu.be/oDQXFNWuZj8

Why are they fixated on an assassination, are they trying to plant something

Working hard to solve America's problems!

Anna Paulina Lunatic

The final report: "Our committee has concluded as to the question of who killed the Kennedys, that after all it was you and me. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess our names."

Speaking of government waste...

Maybe she thinks her new position allows her to make up all the history and civics classes she missed at school (including field trips) playing hooky…

Well Texas has a measles outbreak so with any luck she will get measles. We can hope!

There's a "tic" missing from the end of her last name

Yeah I think maybe her great, great, great abuelo changed it at Ellis Island when he came over on the Mayflower.

They'll interview actors from Stone's JFK movie as "close enough" to being an eyewitness and conclude the shooter was a Haitian immigrant.

they are going to "conclude" the jews did it, aren't they?

Yup, the important stuff...🙄🙄

I hope they catch the measles.

Luna & Co. are not insane. Those electing Luna & Co. are insane, or close to it. Luna & Co. are simply testing limits of USAians' tolerance of their bullshit. USAians tolerance is directly proportional to their insanity.

How much of the tax payer’s money are y’all spending on this? Did it come from the firing of all those federal employees? Your president is a traitor and this is on y’all’s priority list as of today! Fuck yall!

The task force’s next hearing will hear from eye witnesses to the Lincoln assassination.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RPo...

The eye-witnesses are in their 80’s if still living

And how much will this cost taxpayers?

Sounds like a poor use of government funds

First hand witnesses? Like random people in the museum that day? Maybe the webcam outside the window?

No disrespect to JFK his death is an American tragedy.. but it happened before I was born & I’m 33 with my own kid… so excuse me when I say this bitch & her committee can fuck all the way off with this BS. Let me know when you get to those Epstine files that no doubt implicate our president 🥴🗣️💙🔊

Yes girl.. yes!!! 💯👏🏼

I’m 58 with grandchildren. Kennedy was killed before I was born. I hope they film the interviews.

Complete waste of your tax dollars.

Might be interesting (I was born but a toddler when JFK was killed) but really, Republican congresscritters should not be wasting money on this with all that going on. An obvious attempt to distract from their complicity with the Traitorous Toddler.

I get that it will still be interesting to watch but I wish our goverment would go back to letting Hulu or Netflix (whoever own it now )go back to making #americanhorrorstory because this current season with Trump fucking sucks 🥴🗣️💙🔊

Love it

People are saying that it was Ted Cruz's father at the direction of his ugly wife. Many people are saying that. (in case it isn't obvious: /s)

this is the KGB coming for the CIA. nothing less bsky.app/profile/dave...

They're going on a day trip to Texas. 🙄

It's been 61 years. Are they going to hold a seance to hear testimony from first-hand witnesses?

Deflection Deflection Deflection It's the only game they've got.

I guess the name got cut short and the -tic fell of.

I'm sorry first hand witnesses?

Her Ouija board is rested and ready.

You know like 100 years olds.

She’ll have to hurry 👇🏻 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/u...

Hey they once had a guy who said he saw Lincoln getting shot on To Tell The Truth.

Sorry, the TV show was called I've Got a Secret. fords.org/ive-got-a-se...

(Really, it's not as far of a stretch as Ol' Seymour was; a 23 year old in Dallas that day who turned out for the motorcade would only be 85 now. Heck, we have yet to have a President yet who wasn't alive when Kennedy got shot, and only one who was too young to remember)

Bill Paxton was there, for god's sake! www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-an...

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

Awww .I miss Bill Paxton.

Listen I understand people were there I'm just saying eye witnesses are notoriously unreliable and this was 60 years ago.

Hey I remember 60 years ago like it was yesterday. You aren’t 60 Mezerkis. Well that’s a good point.

Oh I agree, I would call this whole thing a colossal waste of time and resources except that it's keeping bad people from doing something even worse.

Luna, you're going on a snipe hunt, doesn't that sound fun?!?

youtu.be/1RPoymt3Jx4?...

ken klippenstein, gerontologist has a list.

No, they’ll be witnessing the first hand

I was in second grade. I remember my mother crying when I came home from school. Not your point, I know, just a poignant and powerful memory.

sorry if you hate baby witnesses but they're real and they were there in their strollers

Oops 🤣🤣

I do like the name GOPO, though.

Call out your dead! Because I'm betting most of the witnesses who were old enough to reliably remember important details probably are.

Witnesses? I’m 63,and I grew up in Dallas. I was 2 when JFK was assassinated.

I was 3 😁

She has no clear life path, no system of values guiding her decisions. She flaps in the wind of trump’s windbag ramblings.

You want to eliminate govt waste…. I think we found a candidate

Well they be conducting interviews by Ouija board???

Ah yes, eyewitness accounts are famously reliable, so it only makes sense to try to find some which are almost 62 years old.

"Stay tuned" on a social media post is such a zen/schizophrenic thing to say

Why hasn't anyone thought of investigating JFKs death before? Oh, they have? The memory of "first hand witnesses" who are now in their 80s and 90s (if still alive), and have read 1,000s of conflicting accounts of the event--would certainly be reliable!

I recall reading that on the day of the shooting an eyewitness said she didn’t see anything, but over time her story changed until decades later she claimed- & maybe believed -that she chased the gunman through the streets.

Firsthand witnesses, from something that happened 63 or so years ago, are they going to interview the couple of children that were there, there can't be many left alive, who witnessed it.

Wow, that’s cutting waste so efficiently! Tax dollars at work for field trips!

Hey Luna…Can you say “waste, fraud and abuse”?