My account is for sale for $1m OBO
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Oh, it’s a Bari Weiss joke
jul 22, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Only if I get the sandal and boot accounts as well. Throw in another kruggerand for the flip-flop account
jul 23, 2025, 12:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Disclaimer: this is not a legally binding offer
jul 23, 2025, 12:31 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 23, 2025, 12:27 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll offer five nights with @ej23.bsky.social ‘s Mom. You will NOT find a better offer.
jul 23, 2025, 2:09 am • 5 0 • view
How can you offer what is given for free?
jul 23, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
I wrap it with a satisfaction guarantee and 30 min or 5k miles whichever comes first.
jul 23, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
140 a follower?
jul 22, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
1 duck coin
jul 23, 2025, 1:45 am • 3 0 • view
Done!
jul 23, 2025, 1:46 am • 2 0 • view
@alderfish.bsky.social tell duck I need one of those coins
jul 23, 2025, 1:47 am • 3 0 • view
Cool... Tell him I bought a blue sky account will get Stuart to run it
jul 23, 2025, 2:08 am • 2 0 • view
Oh excellent! Stuart loves Costco and interstellar!
jul 23, 2025, 2:15 am • 2 0 • view
Exactly my thought
jul 23, 2025, 2:19 am • 2 0 • view
$7
jul 22, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll go $7.50
jul 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Please don't block me.
jul 22, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Best offer NZ$1, and you have to keep poasting for at least 12 months. Current frequency and quality.
jul 22, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
(You're getting ripped off)
jul 22, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Plan is to work you hard and get to 15k followers in a year, then sell to private equity for $10. 1000% profit!!! We can replace you with AI by then. Probably.
jul 22, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view