But can I tourism with my $119,000 Bitcoin???

No get Trump dollars!

I should have known. 🙄

Lol I jest of course. I don't know what we are supposed to be accomplishing with all this mismatched junk crypto...

It's important that the resources of the good 'ol USA find ways to make life easier for white collar criminals. (I only partially jest. 😜)

Donald J. Trump, America's #1 tourism marketer

Well, I guess now we know what all this was for, crackers.

He does like crackers

US fought for and is still fighting for the greenback to be the reserve currency for the whole world, based on its supposedly stable economy. Now it wants to be reserve currency, have a weaker dollar, while he’s wrecking the economy with high tariffs, market uncertainty & labour shortage. Brilliant!

Real America is crackers selling crackers to crackers, perhaps at Cracker Barrel.

Uhhhh

Is that even remotely true?

Big Ritz certainly thinks so.

I haven't heard that one before but I love it. He is the color of a Ritz and hes a racist cravker.

Kinda. A strong dollar means you can buy more foreign goods -- you can trade pieces of paper for real stuff. A weak dollar is the opposite; harder to trade your paper for stuff, easier to get paper for your stuff. Trump inhabits a reality where money is the only thing that's real. More money = good

Ty good explainer

in the conservative alternate reality the reason Canadian tourism suddenly dropped off a cliff in March 2025 was because the dollar was too strong

Lol not because yesterday the coast guard yesterday pushed a fisherman into American waters and then arrested him? And shit like that?

absolutely not, nothing to do with all the canadian tourists who got arrested and held in detention centers for weeks, nor the "Canadians here more than 30 days must register", nor even the "we will economically exploit and impoverish you until you become our cherished 51st state"

Weak dollar makes a very few types of exports more appealing overseas, under the explicit circumstances of free trade agreements Bush II explicitly worked to weaken the dollar to increase trade, which didn't work, but doing so in the context of tariffs is economic suicide

Cracker merchants watching the dollar collapse

💀

Wall Street ran and donated on the assumption that he can’t actually be this stupid and remain bewildered and concerned he is not only this stupid but now he doesn’t care to respect their favorite picked advisors either.

tired: tinfoil hat. wired: kerosene hat.

Dudes a buffoon, but he said ‘tractors’ not ‘crackers.’

does that make any more sense in context with tourism?

I’m not saying he’s coherent, I’m just saying he didn’t say ‘crackers.’

But it's not as funny. I prefer my reality to yours.

We all need to capture joy where we can find it. Now that you mention it, I think I heard him say crackers

MEANWHILE IN THE REAL WORLD: wttc.org/news/us-econ...

I think he'll probably live through this term, but I think that well before 2028 he's going to be undeniably senile, to the point of not being able to form sentences.

And when you have this crackers administration and a god awful border control that might deny entry because of a social media post, your tourism is going to be shit.

Wait until he figures out the infinite money glitch: hyperinflation

Those crackers are guilty

Are thin wheats considered a style of cracker? I like those.

Fucking crackers between his ears

Whether the dollar is strong or weak, I wouldn't worry too much about tourism, big guy.

We are cornering the cracker market, Shoe. This is the goal of EKKonomiKs.

White slave trade confirmed. (sarcasm)

You can’t sell crackers Shoe!

I was wondering if he was missing a preposition

🎶I SEE A BAD MOON RISING I SEE TROUBLE ON THE WAY ITS CALLED HYPERINFLATION KISS GOODBYE YOUR 40K🎶