I told them 100%, 200% or 1000% tariffs on those wardrobes if they don’t put a stop to this nonsense. It was pretty easy actually. For me. I woke up the next day and I’d solved the whole thing. But no one gives me credit for that.

Let's be real Aslan provoked the war. As Mearsheimer himself said, no self-respecting wicked witch would tolerate the presence of a fairy kingdom ruled by a quadripedal feline Christ allegory on her border.

I can already tell that this post is going to be embedded in my brain for at least the next decade, this is fantastic