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Shoe @shoe.bsky.social

I knew it! He had a medical issue last night

aug 23, 2025, 12:36 am • 47 6

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humuhumu.bsky.social @humuhumu.bsky.social

📌

aug 23, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Geoff Bowser @geoffbowser.bsky.social

Did something happen last night that suggested that he did?

aug 23, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Today would be a good day for impeachment @oaklandishdude.bsky.social

Yeah, but the fuckers still alive, so not a big enough medical issue. Every day I wake up. I see if he is still alive. So far I have been very disappointed every single day.

aug 23, 2025, 12:50 am • 6 0 • view
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Alexander Khanukov @akhanukov.bsky.social

But man are we all going to have that giant cathartic moment and hopefully soon!

aug 23, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Xeynon @xeynon.bsky.social

Reminds me of the old Russian joke about the man who checks the front page of the newspaper for an obituary.

aug 23, 2025, 4:19 am • 3 0 • view
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social

vitiligo, like his fellow paedophile michael jackson.

aug 23, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Fit for purpose @fitforpurpose.bsky.social

Surely he can find a concealer that matches his skin colour?

aug 23, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Shoe @shoe.bsky.social

Right like why not spray tan it too?

aug 23, 2025, 1:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Cesar Santiago @cesarsantiago.net

This is not the first time he has had that make up in the hand this year. I remember at least one other time.

aug 23, 2025, 1:24 am • 2 0 • view
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Cesar Santiago @cesarsantiago.net

Found it, @shoe.bsky.social nymag.com/intelligence...

aug 23, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

There have been many such instances. When it’s not caked over, you can see deep purplish-red bruising on the top of the hand. I’ve seen a couple folks comment that it may indicate an IV insertion site.

aug 23, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social

What happened last night?

aug 23, 2025, 12:52 am • 10 0 • view
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bestjohnpauljones.bsky.social @bestjohnpauljones.bsky.social

He didn’t go on patrol with the national guard

aug 23, 2025, 1:05 am • 10 0 • view
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Digital Soma @digitalsoma.bsky.social

Oh, his bone spurs acted up again?

aug 23, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Shoe @shoe.bsky.social

And he was out there today looking terrible like he hadn't slept

aug 23, 2025, 1:09 am • 14 0 • view
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Barney Marsh @mattresd.bsky.social

We're sooo close.

aug 23, 2025, 9:51 am • 1 0 • view
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social

Maggie’s book about this is going to be insane

aug 23, 2025, 11:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

I hope his last earthly moments are filled with pain, terror, and images of the infernal pit that he deserves to spend eternity in. Even if it’s simply his dying neurons firing off.

aug 23, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social

Makes sense!

aug 23, 2025, 1:28 am • 6 0 • view
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Moist Owlet (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Blood transfusions from Bryan Johnson’s p•nis.

aug 23, 2025, 2:50 am • 6 0 • view
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Alexander Khanukov @akhanukov.bsky.social

There wouldn’t be enough blood there for one of Trump’s moobs.

aug 23, 2025, 3:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Moist Owlet (Antibacterial) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social

Ew.

aug 23, 2025, 8:56 am • 2 0 • view
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Elderest Millennial @ebwell.bsky.social

Donal Trump—in his usual red trucker hat—looking very, very tired at the Fifa trophy groping in the Oval Office.
aug 23, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view