People come up to me, great big Poasters with tears in their eyes and say "Shoe, will you be our dictator because you poast so well?"
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lol nobody thinks you poast well
aug 26, 2025, 7:31 pm • 7 0 • view
You wouldn't know them. They're Canadian poasters.
aug 26, 2025, 7:35 pm • 8 0 • view
They're on Threads.
aug 26, 2025, 7:36 pm • 11 0 • view
Oof
aug 26, 2025, 7:37 pm • 8 0 • view
Sorry, man. Just calling balls and strikes here.
aug 26, 2025, 7:38 pm • 8 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:39 pm • 5 0 • view
It’s true. Well apart from the tears in our eyes bit. And the bit about asking you to be our dictator. But other than that, totally true.
aug 26, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Many people are saying it
aug 26, 2025, 7:29 pm • 1 0 • view