Merry Christmas Kids! This year, you're going to learn about the greatest Marketing ploy ever, Kenner Selling an empty box with an IOU for Action Figures that won't ship until March! Because that's what I'll be able to afford for Christmas!

The true War on Christmas

YEP

Should have ordered that rare book from Germany earlier.

Well hazzah.

Tell me this is not like actual postal package tax - like you buy one dress and they add on $80 bucks.

Literally this tho :3

Holy fuckity shit

Shout out to the folks who voted for this because they thought Trump would lower prices.

Hey it’s ok he’s trying to lower interest rates so I can get my groceries through a buy now, pay later predatory credit service!

Wait until they see their health insurance premiums for next year!

The real heroes

I feel that, as someone who did not vote for the current executive, I should be denied the honor of shouldering this glorious burden—and that the cost should be awarded to the patriots who helped No. 45 become No. 47.

not all heroes wear ca--... should need to wear helmets.

The common clay of the new West.

Ah yes. Our policy is so popular and well thought out that on the fly we are going to invent an even newer and different and un thought through policy that’s also punitive and have that in place for a few months. It’s breaking through.

And release the Epstein files

I admit I'm happy to see this on the Shein, Temu and Amazon fast fashion and other crap.

They’re going to rummage through our luggage and steal the contraband chocolates when we come back from international travel.

is Gaza free yet?

@jaketapper.bsky.social you up?

Just, fucking WHY

Two weeks!

Does this mean Dems will win the youth vote?

"I don’t think that a beautiful baby girl needs - that’s 11 years old - needs to have 3 or 4 dolls. I think they can have a wooden stick."

“Flat” “80-$200”

They spin a big wheel at the customs office to decide what fee you'll get assigned.

Which countries are left that will ship packages to the U.S.?

As of August 26, the national postal services of these countries have announced the suspension of shipments to the U.S. of goods valued under $800

OK, so I think we can assume Donnie ain't expecting to be still around for the Festive season...

Bullish

Thanksgiving will be fun! No Natives left to offer the pilgrims a cheap meal.

Christmas is cancelled. -MAGA!

The real war on Christmas was the enemies we made along the way.

#BlameRepublicans

I’m loling sadly when I say we are all getting coal in our stocking this year.

I have given up trying to wrap my head around anything t. rump and GOP do. I now have a simple paradigm to help frame their every action. It is both cause, (and) effect : Putin wins.