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Shoe @shoe.bsky.social

(He probably passed out on the toilet due to constipation)

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 am • 28 0

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Wheredafukarwi @wheredafukarwi.bsky.social

A stroke then! Massive. Everybody visualize! We can do this!

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
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dangerous diplomatic embarrassment jefe @jefe.bsky.social

Elvis had a 40 pound colon.

aug 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 4 0 • view
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social

john wayne died with 60 pounds of feces impacted in his colon.

aug 30, 2025, 2:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Shoe @shoe.bsky.social

Ew

aug 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 3 0 • view