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axolotl lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social

sometimes experiments yield unexpected results which never meet with a satisfactory explanation in the lifetime of those who perform it. if your corpse explosion spell depends intimately on blood type, good luck to a necromancer who doesn't even know about red blood cells figuring it out

sep 1, 2025, 6:58 am • 34 1

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axolotl lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social

i don't think all such necromancers would be satisfied by simply saying "it works sometimes and doesn't work others". maybe superstitions develop, or maybe a completely incorrect systematization becomes part of the occupational folklore. who knows. way more interesting that way

sep 1, 2025, 6:59 am • 37 1 • view
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Nire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net

type O necromancer who's corpse explosion spell only works on the same blood type slowly learns they can get consistent results on enemies who their blood splattered onto, multi-classes berserker instead of learning the secret

sep 1, 2025, 7:44 am • 13 0 • view
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online

the royal family holds up their immunity to necromantic attacks as proof of divine favor but it turns out to just be inbreeding

sep 1, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Devilboy Bitch Baby (18+ content) @desdemonical.bsky.social

Magic system based on thermodynamics but most people learning magic think there's a precise hierarchy of demons you summon to cause magic effects and their system of true names and bindings works 67% of the time because the summoning ritual creates a pocket of equilibrium completely by accident

sep 1, 2025, 7:33 am • 4 0 • view