take it from a sometimes NOLa resident, up-do all the way!

i’ll be there in august and YES

pack to dress breezy 😎

That's when my hair looks the best!

Poolside. It only works poolside.

Humidity is a total buzzkill.

Remember Dolly Parton’s line from Steel Magnolias: “there’s no such thing as natural beauty.”

If you figure it out, let us know?

Me, wondering how my classmates rolled up in school looking like goddesses in Dallas summer while I looked like a tribble dipped in sewer water.

High moisturized look

We're all a horrible soggy mess today.

I go right from the season where I get a static shock every time I get out of my car (last week) to where did all this hair on my head come from?!?

I hated the humidity in the summers growing up on eastern Long Island.

"charmingly dissipated."

Throw your hair into a bun and just use moisturizer, eyebrows & eyelashes. That way your face doesn't melt and your hair doesn't go wild

Thrive mascara Linen clothes (embrace the wrinkles) Curl Junkie hair gel.

It's just too many humidities

Its a dance of wet and moist

We accept that no one looks nice in 83% humidity and try our best, Marisa. 😅

Another reason to move to Canada

You rope that hair up into a messy bun and leave one loose tendril. Then you wear moisture wicking clothes.

braids? or some sort of slicked bun? those oil absorbing sheets do wonders to sop up greasy skin too.

"Frazzled chic"

Easy. Take off all your clothes

Omg this is so relatable 😭

Define nice.

Hair oil.

its currently 85 degrees up here. in may. i feel your struggle

Keratin treatment. Pricy but worth every penny to combat the frizz factor.

“Obviously,” I thought to myself, “I should answer in the style of a guy writing a letter to Penthouse Forum!” That’s as far as that one got.

chat i tried

Your glasses are really good

thanks! warby parker

My hair went on its own adventure today.

Lookin' good!

Pretty successful attempt I'd say.

Self love, Marisa. What mean "chat I tried"? I know the French of "chat GPT"...

What you're saying and doing is more significant.

You're doin' fine cher.

Nailed it

You look great, humidity or no. I love your journalism and suggest everyone subscribe.

Girl, you did great.

You look really nice!

pony tail. that's what I do.

I'm getting this put on my tombstone. 🪦

The text, not the image.

Hot hawtness in the heat.

I love the feeling of lotion you just put on your face dripping into your eyes because it's so disgustingly wet outside.

Can’t even spell your name in the right direction smdh

Your hair behaves way better than mine. I think you pulled it off!

You look good!

If that's not nice enough for anyone, please tell them to fuck off.

Looking sharp!

Uh…uhm…you’re killing it. Keep kicking ass.

And succeeded!

I'd nut on it

You did great, thank you for the journalism 🎉

Lookin more refreshed than I would!

don't fall for Big Looking Nice's propaganda, it's okay to be a goblin

Fuck looking nice, just stay alive. Good lord, that's humid.

Don't move to the southeast.

Noted.

This is said entirely in sympathy:

White linen (loosely fitting), hair in a chignon, and a gin tonic under an umbrella by the pool (served by your butler). All you have to do is sip and sigh. I don't have clue. I hate those images of women who don't sweat and look cool and dry all the time.

You're not. Surrender to the inevitable, I suggest linen clothing only and one of these fans. It got me through a hurricane in Cabo when humidity was in the 90s and even AC didn't help. And makeup? Fuggedabout it

Historically, human civilizations have tendered to answer this question with "Wear less clothing" but this may not suit every circumstance.

It might be hell, but luckily you've got a hand basket.

Glisten. Glow.

My naturally curly hair loves it My clothes, not so much