fellas is it gay to ingest liquids through a tube
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Someone please ask this man his views on banana consumption
may 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 8 0 • view
Knife and fork… like a true alpha
may 23, 2025, 5:24 am • 9 0 • view
If milkshakes are gay, I gotta break some news to my wife.
may 23, 2025, 5:22 am • 5 0 • view
How many women does he have in his house and why do they only drink through straws? Is this some kind of OA situation?
may 23, 2025, 10:17 am • 0 0 • view
So... no ice cream in public and no straws.
may 23, 2025, 1:02 pm • 2 0 • view
All the GOP drink out of straws. “If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake!”
may 23, 2025, 7:19 am • 0 0 • view
If that's the litmus test TIL I'm gay.
may 23, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
just when we got the plastic ones back, too!
may 23, 2025, 6:18 am • 0 0 • view
prolly averse to lollipops and ice cream cones too, (afraid to embrace his phallus fetish as it might be a gateway drug to homosexuality)
may 23, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Countdown to the inevitable gay sex scandal?
may 23, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Tires: Paper straws are gay. Wired: All straws are gay.
may 23, 2025, 9:46 am • 0 0 • view
Tell us you're a pencil dick (or in this case, a straw dick) without saying you're a pencil dick. Then again, the Republicanism and the lack of a chin were already dead giveaways.
may 23, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Injection seems pretty gay (basically just a tiny metal straw) so I drink my insulin straight from the vial
may 23, 2025, 5:06 am • 10 0 • view
But only because a man name Jessie told them it is so.
may 23, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
THIS is why Tim's all bent out of shape, like one of those flexy, bendy straws... It's guilt by association! IYKYK! 🤣
may 23, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Black tie & tails doesn't deter our MAGA Dictator-in-Chief from sucking on a long, stiff one, Tim...
may 23, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Guess not for Tim Burchette. Looks like he sucks on the long stiff ones whenever he needs to quench his thirst. Even seems to enjoy it with other men watching him. Very brave, very inclusive of him.
may 23, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Humans start developing an asshole first in the womb. Some folks, like this individual, never develop beyond that point.
may 23, 2025, 10:02 am • 0 0 • view
He should just not drink at all.
may 23, 2025, 9:54 am • 5 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 7:04 am • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
may 23, 2025, 9:41 am • 0 0 • view
Depends on what liquids and what tube.
may 23, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Convince me this is real life.
may 23, 2025, 7:29 am • 1 0 • view
when you put it like that .... maybe
may 23, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Phrasing
may 23, 2025, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Depends on the protein content
may 23, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 1:41 pm • 1 0 • view
No, but it’s closeted to refuse to drink through a straw because you’re afraid someone might call you girly.
may 23, 2025, 2:16 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/MWZf2_hg-_0?...
may 23, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
"I also don't use silverware "cuz that's what them candy ass wimmen in my house do."
may 23, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Remember when Dems were calling these people “weird” and a bunch of consultants told them to stop cause it was mean? These people are freaks we did not bully them nearly hard enough.
may 23, 2025, 10:03 am • 5 0 • view
Depends on the type of liquid and tube. Is the liquid sperm and the tube a penis?! That has a bit of gay potential. Otherwise, no
may 23, 2025, 9:38 am • 2 0 • view
He probably thinks it is also gay if you wipe your 💩
may 23, 2025, 7:51 am • 0 0 • view
I mean, sometimes it can be
may 23, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah it’s just like sucking dick
may 23, 2025, 7:00 am • 1 0 • view
Imagine how distressing he would find it to learn about the structure of his own throat.
may 23, 2025, 10:42 am • 1 0 • view
This guy’s whole house is just a giant closet. Bet money he also has child sized skeletons in there with him.
may 23, 2025, 11:55 am • 2 0 • view
Does this rule out I.V. fluids? I hear Real Men don't go to hospitals.
may 23, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm not familiar with this breed of brain worm. What an interesting phylum
may 23, 2025, 10:42 am • 1 0 • view
I punch it into my mouth from the faucet. The faucet I built with my own two hands.
may 23, 2025, 5:07 am • 53 0 • view
Completely picturing this as a scene in Kung Fury
may 24, 2025, 5:38 am • 3 0 • view
I've got $50 that says he's too fucking stupid to figure out how to use a straw.
may 23, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
Women breath in and out too. Someone should tell him
may 23, 2025, 8:52 am • 11 0 • view
That this “rules for men” was even a question asked by a journalist and then reported on at length says so much. Bet it got more airtime than Russia bombing Ukraine
may 23, 2025, 5:48 am • 1 0 • view
I get the feeling some people are way to hung up on masculinity. They really shouldn’t have to try so hard.
may 23, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
Too
may 23, 2025, 9:28 am • 0 0 • view
Is the liquid semen?
may 23, 2025, 8:51 am • 2 0 • view
Tell him women breathe air so he'll stop breathing
may 23, 2025, 10:28 am • 0 0 • view
Does he have a problem with burritos too?
may 23, 2025, 5:13 am • 0 0 • view
Not if it's at an English boarding school.
may 23, 2025, 9:07 am • 0 0 • view
Oh fuck. Does my esophagus count? Is it gay to have an esophagus? Do I need to fistulate myself to avoid gaiety?!
may 23, 2025, 5:32 am • 5 0 • view
I bet this man also thinks it’s gay to wipe your ass
may 23, 2025, 5:08 am • 14 0 • view
What else is off-limits? Does he bathe? Does he eat food? Walk on two feet?
may 23, 2025, 6:39 am • 0 0 • view
He quickly ran to a closet to drink that.
may 23, 2025, 12:17 pm • 10 0 • view
There is always a tweet.
may 23, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
his jokes suck
may 23, 2025, 5:35 am • 0 0 • view
SO gay!
may 23, 2025, 9:49 am • 2 0 • view
The internet itself is a series of tubes so we're all gay
may 23, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
Real men drink through 4 straws at once.
may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 3 0 • view
At this point I’m surprised they didn’t call it witchcraft.
may 23, 2025, 6:31 am • 2 0 • view
I’m sure it’s just a gender thing. Did the reporter follow up with “what about dick? Do you suck dick”
may 23, 2025, 2:21 pm • 13 1 • view
There’s gonna be a lot of Mountain Dew spilled on the interiors of a lot of f150s
may 23, 2025, 5:39 am • 1 0 • view
dafuq?
may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 5:22 am • 0 0 • view
Today's GOP reps would be incels if they were in their 20s.
may 23, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view
I find his aversion to sucking very sus, like the-lady-doth-protesteth-too-much kind of sus.
may 23, 2025, 5:34 am • 2 0 • view
Does he also shave his eyelashes? theconversation.com/men-are-shav...
may 23, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
yeah sorta, tbh
may 23, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Only if you hold the bottom of the beaker with both hands.
may 23, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Cups are a kind of tube
may 23, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
Sad little toad
may 23, 2025, 9:17 am • 0 0 • view
Never purse your lips if you are a straight man and wish to remain so.
may 23, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
Imagine your identity being so fragile it’s threatened by a straw
may 23, 2025, 11:59 am • 5 0 • view
blow into the straw to own the libs
may 23, 2025, 9:02 am • 0 0 • view
Beer bong fans need to know!
may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
Who keeps putting these straws in my mouth? -- Tim Burchett
may 23, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
straws = gateway to Gay
may 23, 2025, 3:18 pm • 3 0 • view
Real men put their lips on the rim and let it flow in.
may 23, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Supposedly the oral fixation habits tend to be the hardest to break
may 23, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
it aint gay if you’re underway.
may 23, 2025, 6:52 am • 1 0 • view
"I do not avoid liquids, Mandrake, but I do deny them my suction."
may 23, 2025, 5:55 am • 8 0 • view
"He drinks out of a glass like some fancy lad? Real men cup their hands together and drink stagnant water right out of an interstate drainage ditch."
may 23, 2025, 4:24 pm • 8 0 • view
Not if you don't swallow
may 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 27 0 • view
Just me over here making fruity blender drinks with little umbrellas and stealin yo girls
may 23, 2025, 7:26 pm • 5 0 • view
Hell yeah.
may 24, 2025, 5:42 am • 1 0 • view
Really, anything involving your mouth that isn't explaining how gay you aren't is pretty gay
may 23, 2025, 5:37 am • 18 0 • view
Hey babe wake up. New gender role restriction just dropped.
may 23, 2025, 5:50 pm • 5 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
Straw man argument I’ll show myself out.
may 23, 2025, 5:08 am • 87 1 • view
Winner!
may 23, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
that’s the last straw, buddy
may 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
may 23, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
may 23, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Bravo
may 23, 2025, 6:54 am • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂
may 23, 2025, 11:18 am • 0 0 • view
By that logic, can we conclude that he does not wear underwear or sit on the toilet to take a dump? I would assume the women in his house do those things.
may 23, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
"The fate of all mankind I see. Is in the hands of fools." [King Crimson]
may 23, 2025, 9:33 am • 2 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 10:51 am • 0 0 • view
I don’t shit in a toilet because that’s what the women in my house do
may 23, 2025, 11:08 am • 5 0 • view
Why do these Neanderthal dipshits continue to win elections down there?
may 23, 2025, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Is YouTube your personal straw?
may 23, 2025, 10:02 am • 0 0 • view
And in Burchett's house... the same straw?
may 23, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
Not gay but not cool
may 23, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
No Venn overlap in the Gender Binary.
may 23, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
I wonder what he thought of smoking?
may 23, 2025, 10:28 am • 0 0 • view
I hate that their positions of power allow them to do horribly dumb things to so many people but I take a little solace in knowing my ideological opponents would lose to a bag of hammers in any randomly chosen test of cognition and reasoning. They are sooo. Fucking. Dumb. It's astounding.
may 23, 2025, 5:06 am • 1 0 • view
Uh, my dude, I don’t need to give the straw in my iced tea Viagra in order to make it work.
may 23, 2025, 9:38 am • 0 0 • view
No straws with my quiche please
may 23, 2025, 6:24 am • 0 0 • view
Not if it’s a tracheotomy!
may 23, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
The fragile insufferable douche canoes
may 23, 2025, 11:12 am • 1 0 • view
"I'm so manly I refuse to do anything I see a woman do. Therefore I shall live my days outdoors, naked, without language or access to cooking tools."
may 23, 2025, 4:26 pm • 4 0 • view
That guy's house has no rooms, just a bunch of closets.
may 24, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Ahem.
may 23, 2025, 9:44 am • 18 1 • view
Do he also avoid IV drips in hospital?
may 23, 2025, 7:17 am • 2 0 • view
Straw man.
may 23, 2025, 1:32 pm • 7 0 • view
depends on what liquid, and what tube.
may 23, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh my god, a friend from church in college also did this. It was so stupid.
may 23, 2025, 5:28 am • 1 0 • view
Of course not, although as a wasteful American, I admit to a preference for plastic over paper. I have actually encountered this attitude against straws generally in a gentleman I had already concluded was a closeted homosexual. Perhaps, he'd had trouble in the past.
may 23, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 9:45 am • 1 0 • view
He’s into beavers. 👇 bsky.app/profile/maud...
may 23, 2025, 6:46 am • 4 0 • view
lol these people are so pathetic
may 23, 2025, 9:42 am • 0 0 • view
So .. you're 50% on a straw ban?
may 23, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
Conservatives say literally anything without revealing deep-seated psychosexual dysfunction challenge (impossible)
may 23, 2025, 5:59 am • 8 0 • view
Alexa what is "fragile masculinity"?
may 23, 2025, 6:19 am • 1 0 • view
This kind of thing has made me crazy my whole life. I’m a CIS dude. Know how I can tell whether or not something I’m doing is something men do? Am I doing it? Okay then, case closed.
may 24, 2025, 12:34 pm • 5 1 • view
wait, wut ???
may 23, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
These people. As someone else recently said, "I ordered a full set of Rorschach cards but all I got in the mail was 60 out-of-focus Mapplethorpe pics of gay anal sex."
may 23, 2025, 5:07 am • 61 3 • view
That took me a second to get but totally worth the time 😂
may 23, 2025, 5:33 am • 4 0 • view
:curtsy:
may 23, 2025, 5:36 am • 5 0 • view
depends a lil on the tube
may 23, 2025, 6:56 am • 1 0 • view
I feel like right wing politics are based on wasting people's time by arguing over the most pointless shit.
may 23, 2025, 6:54 am • 1 0 • view
Homophobia isn't really funny, but it's a great distraction.
may 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 3 0 • view
He sounds very insecure about his sexual orientation.
may 23, 2025, 9:09 am • 6 0 • view
I mean, it depends
may 23, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
How does this clown expect to enjoy a milkshake without a straw…
may 23, 2025, 3:02 pm • 3 0 • view
He just pours it down his throat and powers through the brain freeze.
may 23, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Straws are very manly! They are tools and men love tools, plus Marvin Stone (such a manly name!) patented the modern straw. Ergo? Straws are manly!
may 23, 2025, 12:11 pm • 2 0 • view
um, phrasing?
may 24, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
Anything women do is girlie and must be avoided. Fork use. Hand washing. Teeth brushing. Butt wiping. I could go on.
may 23, 2025, 10:05 am • 18 0 • view
stupid feminine indoor plumbing!
may 23, 2025, 10:20 am • 2 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 2:37 pm • 3 0 • view
is breastfeeding also gay
may 23, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
must be one tiny dinky
may 23, 2025, 10:19 am • 0 0 • view
"A STRAW IS JUST A TINY PENIS, I'M NOT SUCKING IT"
may 23, 2025, 12:31 pm • 9 0 • view
It is for Tim
may 23, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh deary me Tim....am sure at one point in the past you had lots of potential...
may 23, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
Apparently he’s never been to a Wendy’s
may 24, 2025, 11:04 am • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 7:16 am • 2 0 • view
He shouldn’t be airing out sexual anxieties on national TV.
may 23, 2025, 5:14 am • 5 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
The Jem'Hadar, the fearsome alien warriors of the Gamma Quadrant Dominion, say no.
may 23, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
Ok I have to see this guy drink a milkshake.
may 23, 2025, 11:54 am • 5 0 • view
Might need to go to his onlyfans for that
may 23, 2025, 12:47 pm • 2 0 • view
it's a slippery slope from straws to penises
may 23, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
This guy sucks
may 23, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
POSER Twatwaffle
may 23, 2025, 11:57 am • 1 0 • view
What a weirdo Rep. Tim Burchett is!
may 23, 2025, 11:57 am • 2 0 • view
If this dude doesn't have massive amounts of latent homosexual thoughts than nobody does! OMG How fucking weird can you get???
may 23, 2025, 10:12 am • 0 0 • view
If your masculinity is that fragile...
may 23, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s a slippery slope
may 23, 2025, 5:04 am • 4 0 • view
...if you're doing it right.
may 24, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
I’m sure they breathe as well.. maybe he should stop doing that
may 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 4 0 • view
It is insane to give this any serious consideration:)
may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
Sipping is fine but slurping of any kind is right out, regardless of gender weirdly enough.
may 23, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Sometimes I like to use two at a time. I’m a straw whore
may 23, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 3:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Pretty sure this guy wraps up the answer to the question: What IS the common denominator of those who are “members” of the RePUBElickin party? They’re Geriatric Oral Participators.
may 23, 2025, 10:23 am • 0 0 • view
Everyone on a feeding tube is gay now
may 23, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Every man is gay. Every man has touched a penis therefore ipso facto every man is gay. Also see: All money is gay. The straw is just the icing on the already gay cake.
may 23, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
There are guys who believe that sex with women feminizes them because of contact with female hormones during intercourse. So gay sex is gay, but straight sex is also gay.
may 23, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes. Sex is gay. Yes. This tracks. Can confirm.
may 23, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
These people are DUMB
may 23, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Eating. Drinking. Touching. Sex. Money. Air. All gay. Very gay.
may 23, 2025, 3:13 pm • 2 0 • view
I touched my debit card and I am gay now
may 23, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
The straws in question are sold by Ann Summers for giggly women on hen parties.
may 23, 2025, 9:13 am • 4 0 • view
is the tube a straw? yes. is the tube a penis? also yes.
may 23, 2025, 5:12 am • 37 1 • view
Wut?
may 23, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
🤣
may 23, 2025, 7:34 am • 0 0 • view
Can we just get the entire MCU to post a pic drinking with straws?
may 23, 2025, 4:53 pm • 3 0 • view
The really cool part? The actor, Zac Levi is a MAGA/Anti-Vacc POS as well... 🤣
may 23, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Enema of the people!
may 24, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mas...
may 23, 2025, 5:43 am • 2 1 • view
He doesn’t even know how to suck a dick. 🤦
may 23, 2025, 6:34 am • 0 0 • view
HELL YEAH, GURLLLLL
may 23, 2025, 10:02 am • 0 0 • view
Do the women in his house breathe oxygen?
may 23, 2025, 7:49 am • 10 0 • view
Not if he can help it.
may 23, 2025, 10:50 am • 0 0 • view
I’m telling you the Gentlemen from Tennessee has “straw drinking lips” if you know what I mean
may 23, 2025, 12:42 pm • 3 0 • view
He is going to need a great deal more than drinking straight from a cup to make his Sansabelt Hush Puppy wardrobe look remotely masculine.
may 23, 2025, 5:55 am • 1 0 • view
These small fragile stupid performative man babies need to fucking go!!!!!
may 23, 2025, 12:10 pm • 2 0 • view
I don’t absorb oxygen from the air I breathe because that’s what the women in my house do.
may 23, 2025, 10:28 am • 10 0 • view
Imagine choosing to be a woman in “his” house. 🤢
may 23, 2025, 11:15 am • 1 0 • view
When masculinity is driven by not looking or acting like a woman or a gay man, they paint themselves into a tight corner, get superstressed and explode.
may 23, 2025, 10:58 am • 2 1 • view
The amount of time these guys spend obsessed with what other guys think of them
may 23, 2025, 1:24 pm • 6 0 • view
If Burchett did use a straw it would be plastic.
may 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 2 0 • view
Like sucking a teeny-weenie. Can't do that.
may 23, 2025, 11:19 am • 2 0 • view
Because it makes him feel all tingly inside, wishing he had decided to become a priest.
may 23, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm tired of this reversion.
may 23, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
It’s a sort of thing a closeted gay says
may 23, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Or--as @timothysnyder.bsky.social calls it in The Road to Unfreedom--"the politics of eternity"
may 23, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Just imagining this guy trying to drink a fountain drink in a car. Like what a total fucking shit clown.
may 26, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
If someone breaks his jaw will he choose to starve to death?
may 23, 2025, 5:04 am • 15 0 • view
Let's do some science!
may 23, 2025, 5:41 am • 12 0 • view
It's more manly for him to get a tube down his nose
may 23, 2025, 11:49 pm • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
and it's the WoRsT tHiNg In ThE wOrLd to be like a woman
may 23, 2025, 5:24 am • 2 0 • view
FLASHBACK: Prior to his Congressional tenure, when Tim Burchett of #TN02 was a local #Tennessee official, he was hella corrupt. - www.knoxnews.com/story/news/l... - www.knoxnews.com/story/news/p... And I'm not one to casually throw around the word "hella." #KnoxCounty #Knoxville
may 23, 2025, 6:43 am • 1 1 • view
Only if you swallow
may 23, 2025, 5:04 am • 7 0 • view
Only if you take Republicans seriously?
may 23, 2025, 5:58 am • 0 0 • view
he's got such a gaping mouth hole he can't purse his lips tight enough to seal
may 23, 2025, 7:55 am • 2 0 • view