His name is already on the tweet Does he truth it because he doesnt know how use email? Or technology? Is Iran or Israel on truth social?

It’s all good. Just a little “Plane Wave”. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

“………” I just can’t find the words any more.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Good thing that Israel and the pilots read Truth Social all the time to get their orders

i have several words but they might earn me a visit from the authorities

Understood!

This fool 😂😂😂 ain't nobody listening to trump

Why can’t he pick up the phone and call instead of posting like this in all caps?

It’s mind blowing, but not surprising, he’s trying to do this all on social media. Like WTF

I feel seen. 🙏

Do you think he is stomping his tiny feet and dancing in angry circles? Remember in Animal House near the end when this buy wanted the crowd to listen?

That oughta do it Don. Jfc

Let's talk about Theatrical Staging. TRUMP used up (12 of 20) of our military stockpile on a mountain that he knew had been evacuated. Iran notified military base of attack in a so called retaliation. No casualties. No escalation. FOLLOW THE MONEY. #WASTEFRAUDABUSE

im glad he signed it so we know it's serious

he's gonna count to three, and then--

Exactly the way I read it smh

😑

Dememtia has certainly gotten worse, he's reverting to childhood delusions, pretending to have his father's authority. (No psych here, just experience)

It's a serious case of cognitive dissonance. Trump loves Putin, but Putin loves Iran, Trump love Bibi, but Bibi hates Iran. There's like a 50-50 chance Trump ends up supporting Iran.

Everyday I think I'm watching an SNL skit but nope, the President of the United States is actually posting "word vomit". What the actual fuck.

Fodder knows best.

Every day brings new shame for our country with this fool. We deserve it.

So he just spoke to the press, here's a clip. Warning, he curses and it's actually amazing. fxtwitter.com/jeremyscahil...

Why have a free bottle in front of me when I can have a pre-frontal lobotomy? Accept no substitutes.

Ma’am, please let the Stable Genius cook.🤣

Is that so much to ask at this point?

And you said you didn’t know how to cover war

Wow. The president now: foreign policy is screaming at other countries in ALLCAPS. Modern life is disgusting

I woke up to this post Jesus Christ

I should have coffee & Xanax before I look at socials.

Sounds delightful.

I actually took an extra ssri before I pooped open my laptop a few minutes ago. I dropped one on the floor and figured it was a sign.

Good thinking! I called my doctor, and he's going to put me in a medically induced coma for 3.5 years.

I'm jealous!

Pooping open a laptop sounds painful. My commiserations 😋

Pooped open about sums it up.

I've bee awake fine minutes. I caught and fixed the other three typos!

Still, you summed up the current situation.

💀💀💀💀

So much for ceasefire! Both Iran & Israel broke the alleged ceasefire When will FOTUS learn - he ain’t the boss of everyone

Tsk tsk tsk he didn’t say THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER…

Well Donny, if you’re really mad at Bibi, cut off aid to Israel.

There really is no one left to take away his phone and have some good old fashioned governing time.

His face in the flag Looks like john wayne gacy

My god, this fucking guy! For once, I completely agree with what he's demanding, but the arrogance is still palpable. I don't know how even his allies can stand it.

at least grandpa signed it

Why did he sign his tweet like my grandma sending a text message

This is my number one request to my wife! She always claims it's in the mail, though.

Bc diplomacy by social media works…..JFC

Truth Social hackers can kill people now?

"Turn your planes around" from the administration that said they couldn't turn the planes around en route to El Salvador??

I shouldn't laugh but LOL! Thanks for this

This fucking idiot thinks all leaders are on Truth Social- can’t stand this motherfucker and his stupidity

Trump can't broker a deal just by putting it on social media that the cease fire is now in effect. Trump is like a child drawing with crayons and thinking his picture will become alive. Trump doesn't know what the FUCK he is doing.

~The Art of the Deal~

I wish I thought of that, fantastic response!!

Darn :)

Watching the Mad King decompose in real time is rather disconcerting.

Why do old people sign off on posts and texts?

You left out the foot stomping.

ROXANNE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

PS also he should have hashtagged "Isreal". Since he's apparently just addressing the whole country instead of the one asshole he's actually talking to lol The stupidity is still truly shocking. The evil I expected, but the stupidity and childishness of everything is just surreal.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Diplomacy through tweets

He forgot the YOUR BFF XOXO

And as Pete Hegseth would say, “I’m scared but I also want a bottle in front of me”

😹😹😹

Dropping those F bombs

It's a shame nobody in his family cares enough about him to get him the help he so clearly needs.

Just endless all-caps screaming and fruitless pleading from the sidelines, like a drunk fan at a football game. (“Play better!!! PASS THE BALL!!!!”) He has made himself, and America, utterly irrelevant and completely ignorable.

He has a direct line to the head of the Israeli government and he chooses to scream into the dark pit that is his social media platform instead

‘Vladimir, STOP!’ Love Donnie.

This is like how I imagine tweeting when I’m watching the Knicks

If a family member was tweeting like this you’d turn off Fox News and take away their phone

I’m scared but I can’t help laughing.

Could be worse, you could be signing your own tweets....

Signing his post like this makes me unsure whether he’s certain that he is the president at the moment.

Performative. Not effective in actually persuading another country to do anything. Just a misdirection for his eager supporters hanging onto every word he tweets like it was gospel. There was no peace deal in the first place.

Eternal Ceasefire is going well I see

Idiocracy in real time.

The idiocy is raging. The malignant narcissism is raging. The dementia is raging.

Watching the world burn through the same message styling as my 80 year old aunt on FB

If a 3-year-old was in charge of foreign policy I HATE LIMA BEANS! I WILL SCREAM UNTIL PEACE COMES BACK! DO NOT TEST ME! WHO ARE THESE MEN IN WHITE COATS AND WHERE ARE THEY TAKING ME!

all caps boomer-posting diplomacy.... Cool cool cool

LINDA IF U SEE THIS BUY MORE METAMUCIL - GARY

The diplomacy of thumbs.

He sounds so pathetic its unreal 😂

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

Nothing says world super power like the president of the United States SCREECHING at another country from his crappy, second-rate social media platform. ffs.

Exactly. There is no need to let the world know that you are cucked by Israel, Russia, etc.

Second rate??? Oh, ok...well, then tell me where you can get better MyPillow promo codes? Where, I ask you????

It’s his idea of brilliant media manipulation. So, he can say later, “Look, I tried to stop them.”

Not just another country an American client state.

Bonus points for spelling, though.

I mean, he used all caps, so Bibi's got to take it seriously.

Donald Cump is a professional wrestler I swear. This is all theatrics to save face. He probably helped plan the damned strike.

But we can relax. I mean, he signed his full title, so he knows they’ll definitely listen. 🤪🤪🤪🤪 I hate this all so, SO much. (Long, deep sigh)

Me too... For him.

Fauntleroy

He writes his entire name and title out like a second-grade girl writing out her "married" name

Imagine how sad this is that his own family members that hang around him are only there to grift instead of help....

This is embarrassing

I said the same thing this morning about this and if cuomo gets elected. There are too many things happening all at once and they are all awful.

So tweeting is how forgotten policy is conducted under Trump?!

This captures the now.

Too many lobotomies in the Republican Party

Please tell me it isn't real (Knows full well it's real)

well, we are in the dumbest timeline...

I was telling my crew yesterday I want a lobotomy. *highfives

Does this give you the impression that Israel isn’t picking up his phone calls?

🤭

Does anyone… does anyone else kind of believe that this is the only channel he uses to communicate/“negotiate” with other leaders? Also, “thank you for your attention to this matter!”

He's Elmer J. Fudd, President, he owns a White House and a yacht.

Elmer J. Fudd would be a far greater president. Hehehehehe.

Iran season!

Last week: Shhhhh, I’m hunting latinos. This week: Shhhhh, I’m hunting Iran.

Khamenei: Eh, whatcha got in the basket, doc?

This reads like a text I sent my 10 year-old to not hit his sister while I’m still at work.

Is he allowed to when you get home tho

... the fuck is this manchild doing

Donald forgot to say "thank you for your attention to this matter."

Glad he clarified he was the President though.

True, but he only used one exclamation mark in the whole message. Everybody knows you need at least 4 for people to take you seriously.

Maybe he's starting to have his doubts.

Somehow, he dares not to demand the same thing from #Russian terrorists 😨 bsky.app/profile/blue... #TACO #MuscovyIsATerroristState #RussiaMustBeDestroyed

MaLGA.

war. of. distraction. ffs as if it was only limited to that on what's happening outside of what's being shown to us

youtu.be/4gjYqcwaklo?...

The J stands for Jenius!

Maybe if you try in Hebrew and stop screaming.

A real president wouldn't have to remind us and reassert that he's president.

It’s insane that he’s doing this over social media. Simply nuts that he’s leaving this paper trail of how ineffectual he is, for everyone to see.

The world needs a new Dr. Walter Freeman traveling around offering special lobotomy services for the MAGA types these days.

[looks up "self-lobotomizing procedures"]

That sounds like the only possible reaction to recent events.

Just watch Fox News nonstop for a month and nothing else, same effect as a lobotomy with less sitches

He's now demanding Israel do a little plane wave before thry turn around.

This bitch said "thry".

Get those ice picks ready

Maybe DJT can recommend the guy who did his.

Not looking forward to him getting frustrated with this, giving up, and turning those frustrations on his toy box, the American citizenry.

How is this a real timeline. Seriously. I just can’t. How do we have a president who conducts serious foreign policy in all caps on his fake social media network. Also WHAT?! And WHY?!

COME HOME NOW OR ELSE YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WHOLE YEAR

WE MEAN IT THIS TIME

AND NO DESSERT EITHER NO VIDEO GAMES

He’s such a chump.

VLADIMIR STOP

Mr line in the sand is threatening move the line once again. Our president is constantly getting played.

There has to be a more efficient way for him to get in contact with the Israeli officials

among other things - why is he doing this in a public forum??

That would make two of you.

Mr. Trump the best way to make sure Israel doesn't bomb Iran is to destroy thier planes. Get it done.

Did someone tell him to "sign posts he personally writes" and instead of just "PDJT" he types it like a freaking letter?

I can't the way he expresses himself anymore 💀

business idea: BOGO lobotomies

Group discount?

With a free bonus hot dog!🌭

I am in can I klarna it

Major problem with that idea, you need a brain for a lobotomy to be preformed.

Bring a friend, lose memories together.

BYOB lobotomies

"Ok miss, yours is finished. Who did you want to give the freebie to?" ~I~ ~don't~ ~care~ ~anymore~

I have low aspirations. I just want the NYC primary to be over....

Bonus: Post lobotomy you will be able to speak exactly like that bitch Tom Homan

Or DIY kits

Home Appendectomy Kit Hours of family fun…!

takemymoney.jpg

Just occurred to me that I don't know if it's SOP to sever the prefrontal lobe on both hemispheres in a 'normal' lobotomy. Reason I'm wondering is that given there are two lobes, EVERY lobotomy might be a BOGO!

Can I go with you ?

YOLObotomies

That might be a great name for a indie band.

Haha I think you’re on to something here

Do it like Tom's where if you buy one, they offer one to someone in need of a lobotomy.

Red State Special!

Me, strolling into the coroner: Do you take walk ins?

We need a storefront operation. Like a backrub place or Supercuts.

"Sbarro's Lobotomies"

Oh hell yeah sign me up right now

A walk in lobotomy appointment and a slice? Bet.

Free Brawndo at the exit!

This is the future we all want and need. This is the way.

I'm already there. Go 'way! Batin'!

Ugh I'd love a soggy slice and then another soggy slice

Sbarro at Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stops is a guilty pleasure.

Now it's gonna be a no brainer

They do have a big freezer… It’s tempting.

It really does feel like a false economy to be buying vitamins at this stage.

Remember when we thought Dr. Kevorkian was the bad guy?

Bad model, no repeat customers

Can I get a lobotomy twice? Seems justified

🍨 I discovered that I have DID last year.. My rate of finding new alters has accelerated as this madness deepens. Aug '24-April'25: 8 alters. Since the start of may: 8 more alters. This madness is making everyones mental health symptoms worse.

just taking slices off your brain one at a time like a deli slicer

Like, two for one person or bringing a friend?

just take out all the lobes doc

you and me when, bestie

2 for 1 special

Groupon's second coming.

Half off special!

GET ME OUT OF HERE

A warning about rules from President I-Do-What-I-Want

Is bibi getting his truth social notifications

Someone's gonna have to go snitch tag it lol

This is just something he is going to use as "proof" later that he can't be blamed for anything.

The guy who signs his post, sent from his own verified account, from his owned social media site has access to the nukes code. We're all scared!

Social media diplomacy is the BEST diplomacy

Has he won the Nobel prize yet? 🏆

I feel like I’m having a progressive lobotomy. Piece by piece, my brain has been faltering from being overwhelmed since November 6th.

And the first thing pops in my head after reading his tweet

Sure - writing out your title in caps will definitely make them comply… Moron.

Waaaaaah he's angry. He better tell him 🥺

Is that real? Did Mommy tell him to sign all his important announcements with his full name? Also addressing it to "Israel" is interesting. Not their leader, curiously. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Sign me up.

Well, at least he spelled his own name right. #LoweredExpectations

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a full frontal lobotomy.

so you agree you have the power to control the israeli occupation.

Like Israel is reading that post in real time.

I’m glad his signature has his title in it.

Doesn't he have a phone in his office that can call Netanyahu?? What is this??

"Stop it, Vladimir"

This is the saddest presidential diplomatic exchange in history.

I’ll get the lobotomy kit.

Bibi doesn't have a telephone? Can anyone in Israel loan the PM their fon for Rant-of-the-Moment from potus? Thanks!

If you drop those bombs you’re going straight to bed without dinner

For some reason “MAJOR VIOLATION” is causing me to imagine this being read by the Indian rally navigator who yells stuff like “TRIPLE CAUTION, SAMMY” at the driver in that one video

BIBI FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION PLEASE YOU ARE BREAKING THE CEASEFIRE

It’s the equivalent of your mom turning around in the front seat of the car saying “don’t make me come back there”

Ask Trump where he got his, you might get a discount.

Does he not know that his name is on his account?

Why is he signing his tweets? Jesus fucking Christ

Just dropping this for comparison. microsites.jfklibrary.org/cmc/oct22/do...

He is such an idiot.

Labubu is just code for lobotomy now. I want 12.

No worries, the lobotomy thing is on their list of policies for later this year. I think they’ve put together a task force lead by RFK Jr, Noem, Miller, and Mike Huckabee to spearhead it.

Why does he sign his tweets? It's so weird.

They don't call each other anymore? It's all so fucking dumb. They're like relatives I have to block, but worse.

this is the most embarassing timeline Marisa

Seriously insult to injury day after day

this is not going to inspire a les miz-style musical

We might get a Master of the House kinda song.

It could be like the Mel Brooks version

maybe a starlight express

🎶 Do you hear the people post? Posting the posts of angry men…

🎶It is the posting of a people who will not succumb again

I dunno. We’re all pretty fucking miserable right now.

I was hoping during his first term that Green Day could do another American Idiot - Trump version. There's still time, Billie Joe!

I think that is the new GOP creed.

This is a golden opportunity. Someone tell him that Bibi said Mar-a-Lago was a 2-star resort, and we can get him to join the BDS movement.

There is no foot stomping emoticon for Lie Social?

I love how he scolds countries on Twitter like an angry mom who can’t control their kids. 1) Countries arent kids and nukes aren’t toys. 2) You’re not their mom.

Nothing like doing this all... on social media.

I read a lot of my social media at one time later in the day. So if there’s an urgent message, Twitter or any social media platform is not what I would choose to communicate such a message.

I thought we were all about isolationism and “America First?” Why does he care if they bomb the shit out of each other?

Hard to do, I know, but I almost feel sorry for those who have to work closely with Trump. Imagine what it's like for Rubio and the State Department!

fuck marco rubio

Not knowing which dick to shove in which hole?

He and my mom are like the only ppl who sign their social media posts with their names

All he has to do is stop sending them bombs. JFC

Meme president makes meme tweets, whole world must suffer reading them.

Diplomacy by text - AND IN ALL CAPS. 🤦‍♀️ Please tell me there are grownups in charge.

Cat ownership as foreign policy. "Benny! Don't do it! Benny. AHT! Don't you dare, Benny!" *Netanyahu knocks a bomb off the kitchen table*

Benny, I just gave you bombs five minutes ago Benny: *screams as if he hasn't been fed in weeks*

Just casually knocking things off the countertop together with my cat and then yelling at him for it.

THIS MAN IS D E S P E R A T E FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

youtu.be/tpbKeLYCoVg?... See also his video on it being a genocide legally. This is an out of control monster the government created. On his way out, the last president gave more arms to Israel. Israel is exactly who the us empire are&have always been. 🙄 Israel has no motivation to ceasefire at all

Psychosis: A mental state where a person loses contact in reality, often involving hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that aren't there) and delusions (false beliefs).

Is Bibi supposed to be on his cell reading shit posts on Truth Social?

I genuinely want to know what the procedure is for when policy is announced via social media, i assume every world leaders team has an account with notifications just for finding out whatever the new US foreign policy is?

I’d like to know too. Policies and declarations of war from POTUS should not be done by social media. It’s crazy!

Circuit court judge: If planes with unlawfully detained immigrants are in the air, turn them around! Trump Administration: There's nothing we can do, now that they're in international airspace.