Anything is finger food if you’re not a pearl-clutching little bitch like Representative Gill.

Too busy clutching pearls to expend valuable fingers on manipulating the relative placement of victuals in order to facilitate their ingress into the oral cavity .

I came on Bluesky to avoid crap like this on X

Make him TWIST!😝

someone’s gotta have footage of this asshole eating with his hands at some state fair or bbq joint while campaigning.

Brilliant!

Unlike Hegseth Magdami washes his hands.

I couldn’t have said it better

I’m starting to wonder if the current United States might go down in history as the most racist country to have existed.

Brandon Gill is a bitch

Brilliant!!

Don't take this the wrong way, but I love you.

I eagerly await her prompt and constructive reply.

Reminds me of this (not racist but just as ridiculous ). nypost.com/2014/01/10/b...

Ferchrissakes. You a New York slice with your hands, folded. You eat a Neapolitan pizza like BdB is eating with a fork and knife. You can pick it up, but they give every single person a set of fork and knives at these kinds of pizza places for a reason .

There are plenty of reasons to ding BdB (the image of him in a tank top is seared into my brain), but this isn’t it.

Folding is the norm when you're dealing with most styles of pre-sliced pizza (cutlery is important when you're slicing it at the table instead, of course), and Neopolitans were doing it long before New Yorkers (google "pizza a portofoglio")! youtu.be/OZpr7VCPASU

chocolate pudding is only ever to be eaten with three fingers

Damn you for making me remember his cursed piece of DeSantis lore.

Brandon Gill drags his knuckles...

👍👍👍Tacos! You forgot tacos! 😉

Ask them if his father in law (Dinesh D’Souza) eats anything with his hands too.

On one hand, Danielle D'Souza. OTOH Gill's FIL is Dinesh D'Souza. They either never eat rice or eat it The American Civilized (tm) Way - fork crunchy separate grains. The couple also enjoys pizza, fries, lobster & bbq with a fork & knife. Or like you bob for apples.

i am in distress

Yes. The forks, the bobbing, the crunchy rice. Wouldn't put it past them to eat rice thrown at wedding for their raw al dente paleo diets. I'll bet they prefer raw Uncle Ben's and Ricearoni nights & sneer at Ted Cruz' Campbell soup surprise nights.

"Too soft, too much soup, too New York...too Warhol"... as they bob for Texas BBQ in the country club kiddie pool in Flower Mound, TX.

my rice cooker just committed suicide

Then they drive about a half hour to Frisco TX to fight some drunk girls outside the Dee Lincoln Prime, a stone's throw from the Tositos Championship Plaza like real Mericans for civilized reasons.

This is psychic violence (ilu sfm)

OMG

I'm old enough to remember Cuomo's favourite bagel order is an English muffin.

His wife's Indian and she's the daughter of convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza

Get their racist asses, Marisa.

chips and pretzels: unamerican!

Could we please have the Congressman’s views on eating cheese fries or nachos (assuming he doesn’t boycott nachos)?

inquiring chiefs fans want to know!

You should have asked how many of Brandon’s Indian in-laws no longer eat with their hands

👏👏👏👏👏

👏 👏 Drag him.

A+, it’s the perfect way to call out his racist bullshit. Thank you.

“Media Inquiry — Hot Dogs” is killing me. I hope they get really excited for just one moment before reading further.

I’d eat my hot dog with a knife and fork if I was as liberal with the mustard as some independent journalists… 🥸

Aren’t these EXACTLY the motherfuckers who throw an absolute shitfit if someone uses a fork on a pizza?

I'm about to get superfuckingrich selling tiny tongs to eat freedom fries with.

When my mother first came to this country from Europe she ate a burger with a knife and fork and people were APPALLED.

To DJT, to be precise

Ummmm ….

or mustard on a burger (which is just cultural depravity to complain about as far as I'm concerned)

Beat me to it.

WATCH: Donald Trump Explains Why He Eats His New York Pizza With A Fork | TIME.com share.google/oRK4S9DPx1lX...

No, that's New Yorkers.

Yes, that is me.

And you’d better fold it, too!

Which, visit Naples…

Gill is from Texas but has apparently never had fried chicken.

Or ribs

wtf anyway absolute asinine stuff

Tbf, Dear Leader eats pizza with a knife and fork, therefore these dorks probably do too

Eating a BLT with a fork and knife is what keeps us above the animals.

I use a special nacho spork when I get the urge for some cheesy, crunchy goodness, because I am not a savage. It's gold plated, naturally.

Except for Chicago Deep Dish pizza, right? RIGHT!?

Trump uses a fork and knife on pizza.

See? Bigly civilized! Some are saying the most ever!

🤦

👀

I sense an Oreo ad in the wings

Well, they used to...

Anyone who doesn't eat ribs with their hands hates America.

I definitely thought to myself, did he just announce he's never eaten a taco?

Or a popsicle. Or an apple. Or a chip.

Seeing that name "Marjorie" automatically induces a gag reflex from me. That's the work MTG has done

thank you.

Example of MAGA brain fever! Reality is only visible in hindsight & strict obedience to false MAGA dogma is the primary symptom! Doctors orders- Take one midterm and call me in the morning

HOT DOOOOOGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS

someone needs to whip up an AI image of him eating pizza with a fork and knife pronto.

Has Gill never seen a hot dog eating contest? Are chopsticks civilized enough for US to use?

real Americans eat their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with a fork and knife

_A_ fork? Are you kidding? You're going to put your paring fork in your mouth, and return it to the sandwich?? Gross

It amazes me how these rampant racists somehow marry people that aren't also white. His father in law is Dinesh D'Souza. The colonizer mind is warped beyond comprehension.

Oh boy. I had no idea. Then, he writes this insane thing, trying to shame the dirty immigrant Muslim. GTFOH

Gill is a bitch

It would not be hard to make an entire July 4th menu of “classic American” foods eaten with one’s hands, from snacks/starters to mains and sides + desserts.

Potato Chips????

Thank you for your service.

I very much would like to see the reply they never send you.

Have the Brandon Gill is a bitch venmos started coming in yet?

Get 'em.

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🍎🍊🍌 🌽🍈🍇 🥯🍗🍔 🌭🥪🥨 🍟🍕🌮🌯🥙🍙 🍦🍩🍪 🍿 etc

Don't they eat snakes in Texas?

They should ask him to comment about Nacy Mace and her family shooting tequila from one mouth to another.

What about Cheetos? Is Gill a firm adherent to the chopsticks school of eating them?

On the real, though, chopsticks are an absolute gem for flaming hots

Well, you sure can't eat Cheetos with a fork.

Cut 'em smaller and use a soup spoon. That's Real America.

How do we get all these email addresses?

Thanks so much, Marisa!

We can always count on you to hold them to account.

Good one! You are so rad

thank you for this!!!

💖

You really are something Miss. Keep on. ✌️

Media Inquiry — Hot dogs? Yeah alright i’ve seen enough

welcome

Brilliant.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

🏆 🏆 🏆

Bring back the ‘eating pizza with a fork’ debate.

LMAO! Seriously.

He eats hot dogs without his hands like he's bobbing for apples.

Hey fuck you! Do you know how hard it is to suppress laughing in the middle of work when reading something a witty as that? You need to be more careful with your weaponized level of humor!

Tacos will now be fed to you by a uber eats delivery robot.

While they are at it they should clarify his position on ice cream cones cause some of them are pretty weird about em’

Thank you!

Well done.

I note that a certain mayoral candidate in NYC got a lot of flack for eating a pizza with a knife and fork.

Fantastic.

Knife and fork for KFC of course - but only on your private jet

Serious question, are they recycling his blood every night with blood that doesn’t have massive lipids in it? He’s eating eating a heart attack meal after a heart attack meal and he’s still alive. Is he actually a vampire?

How about a Japanese rice ball? Is it acceptable if it is molded into a single object, but not if it breaks apart? If your rice ball breaks apart while consuming it, is it unacceptable to eat the rest? What if I am still REALLY hungry, or it was just that good?

Maybe you can ask them for a full explanation for the representative's view on the proper 'murican consumption of all nodes on the cuberule.com graph?

This was also a pretty good response (via timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/thi...)

Hero level unlocked.

So he’s never had chips and salsa I assume

Girl, I fucking love you

How bout Ron DeSantis and the pudding

Ask about how his wife’s parents eat food when they go home?

“Has his father in law ever been known to eat with his fingers?”

Gosh, i do hope there's a response. Sincerely.

Thank you, Marisa!

My wife made fun of me eating watermelon with a knife and fork cos that’s what brits do. So civilised😂

I cut it in half and use a good spoon to eat it like a frozen fruit soup.

Look, eating a hot dog sideways (like corn on the cob) is a pain in the ass, but a real Alpha can't risk looking gay so a knife and fork it is.

Gill is a perfect example of the ugly American. And, I'm not talking about his looks.

These are the same people who think it’s emasculating to use straws but not to roll over like dogs and wear “d*ddy” tshirts for other men-which they foam at the mouth, hourly, to do 😐

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Doing the lord's work. Please keep us updated.

A real American

100% racism

and also why does his hairpiece look so evil

Simply excellent

He eats tacos with a fork.

media inquiry—hot dogs

She's brilliant.

*aide sees email pop up in inbox, is all excited, opens the email* Awww... 😥

That prior hot dog experience is coming in clutch

Thank you for this!

I fucking love this.

I'm picturing an entire team of staffers to cut up his food and feed him like a baby. "Here comes the airplane, Sir."

Next level MK hot dog content. Imagine where she'll take it in a few years.

Thank you queen

Also, how does he eat his own shit, since he clearly loves to?

Every day i have to learn about another racist piece of shit in congress, an angel loses its wings

i really hope you attached some demonstration photos of how to appropriately put condiments on a hot dog. if you happened to have some of those handy. i don't know.

It’s vile blatant racism like this isn’t grounds for immediate resignation. What a fail country.

don't forget all the uncivilized tacos

Remember when oppo research on Klobuchar said she was mean sometimes and once ate her salad with a comb? 🪮

We need more people out there with your kind of energy

Get himmmmmmm

And fried chicken!

I'm "snickering" at him right now

Do they eat chips with chop sticks?

Did they reply? Though I imagine typing with a fork and knife might be rather tough ...

I'm subscribing tomorrow. I wish more people (Journalists) did this.

he is saying "i am a dumb racist". Btw, thanks for alttext.

alright im subscribing this is the way

Marisa, you have to tell me what the reply is

Americans will also attack you with their bare hands (not used for eating except for half of the time) if you change hands to use your fork and knife to cut things. ’Mericans don’t change anything to eat!

Huh? That's backwards. Americans mostly switch hands to cut things (left-hand fork, right-hand knife, then back to right-hand fork for eating after cutting stuff.) It's them foreigners who are dexterous enough to not switch.

I have tried to *not* do this, and it is super weird

I’m a lefty, and I do the European thing, and I had forgotten that I do! I apparently I’m not American.

As a non-lefty, I'm not coordinated enough to do the European fork thing reliably, though I can manage chopsticks fine :-)

Uh oh call the mission off! Abort, abort!

in some states

Respect that you can still do this

🔥 x a billion

reminder that you’re one of my faves. (:

thank you. I'm a white guy married to an Indian woman and have two Indian children. most of my co-workers are Indian and amazing people. this was gutter racism by a clown.

we know trump eats pizza with a knife and fork. any idea what that freak does with his kfc?

I hope you get a response.

My first thought when I saw that post was has this dude never had a hotdog

You could include this image with your email. And also ask if his Indian wife has ever similarly eaten a rice dish with her hands, or has known it to be culturally common.

Oh lol I just posted something similar haha

Good job! Going beyond social media and engaging directly with your representatives!

He's a Costanza

Wait till he hears about chopsticks.

Left a message asking the Congressman to do something before the third-world heathen Joey Chestnut yet again desecrates our national holiday of Independence Day by eating dozens of hot dogs with his mouth like some fucking mongrel.

Brandon is a bitch 🌭

I had the exact same questions!

get him

This is great 🤣

I'm going to eat soup with my hands in front of every Republican politician.

Wait are we talking you use the hands to pour the bowl into your mouth? Or do you plan to stare them in the eye as you barehand soup into your mouth like a person lost in the desert happening upon water?

I support youuuuuuu 🤣

Please send a follow up request on my behalf "Does he eat baby back ribs like a baby back bitch?" Thank you for your service.

Love a longest yard reference.

i don’t know what any of that means but it still made me laugh thank you

White American alpha men aren't going to scoop up rice with their hands and eat it... I mean really, half of them can't remember the last time they washed their hands after using the bathroom. A fifth of them "dOn'T bElIeVe iN gErMs". It would be grossly uncivilized for them to handle food.

Unless it's BBQ, then it's "Oh, you CAN'T eat BBQ with anything but your hands!"

eating my bag of doritos with a knife and fork like a true civilized american

I do recommend chopsticks for Doritos. But I doubt Rep. Gill would approve.

I worked for someone once who ate microwave popcorn from the bag with a fork. I believe that’s in the DSM as a sign of sociopathy.

But also great fine motor coordination, so it’s a tradeoff

on the flipside, eating popcorn (or doritos) with chopsticks is a genuinely good idea

Oh, I now see that you yourself have said this! Ignore my other post.

Great minds eat Doritos with chopsticks alike.

Now that makes sense. It was the fork that threw me off. This person also drank hot coffee with a straw, so I generally questioned their judgement.

i mean, yeah, this all sounds... not good

You could add toast, sandwiches, fruit, and many other things to this list. Maybe he wants to live in another country after seeing "civilised people" not washing their hands after they ate their food. "Washing one's hands after the meal and drying them with a provided towel is a norm."

Congressman Gill eats a hotdog with two hands making sure to cup his balls.

I damn sure wouldnt be so polite. Im DONE playing nice with nazis.

I just lapped up the stuff that fell out of my tacos with my fingers. Mine was due to laziness.

This guy is Dinesh D’Souza’s son-in-law!?

I want to see video of how he eats tacos and chocolate chip cookies.

Valid questions. Overall this is the best example for the rule, "Think first, then post / write / speak!". So what, by default right wing people don't follow such approach.

He should not go to an Ethiopian restraunt. Probably unlikely to anyway

Damn now I want injera.

Motherfucker, we had a whole-ass show about eating insane things like this. I'm sure this got eaten in a civilized manner. I'm sure dude was cutting off dainty little bites and eating with his pinky up.

He probably uses two guns for chopsticks to eat the hotdog.

I am sure he does not know how to use chopsticks, regardless of what they are made of.

good call, why would a racist ignorant know how to use chopsticks?

Git 'im!!

If you don't get a response by tomorrow, send a follow up that this is urgent as you have a July 4th BBQ that depends on the answer.

Excellent.

You’re the best Maria 🙌 Hands down!

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