anyone been able to ID the neck chain bling ?

He looks like the Quaker Oats guy or the cousin of Phantasm's tall man from the sticks. Who dresses these people? Why are their bodies so odd??? Marisa, get us the facts sweetie, please! 🙏

What in the chicken-fried fork is this?!?

He looks like an Amish bookie

WELL... I SEE WHY HE WAS LATE. BEEN BUSY KNOCKIN' BACK THE BEER.

Henchmen coded. All porkpie hats and Panama hats are for evil minions

Interesting attire for somebody trying to relate to the locals.....

He might have been on a Harrison Ford kick when choosing his headwear.

I'm sorry, but while Belloq was certainly unscrupulous and cozy with fascists, this dude has never looked that dapper for a moment in his misbegotten life.

It’s almost impossible to say who’s worse at this, FEMA acting director, David Richardson or #Florida governor Ron DeSantis ?

There is a story here and I can’t wait to hear it

Don't mess with MESS-XAS.

Buttons about to pop. Get the next size up.

Planning a barn raising?

Apple Shaped AND Pear Shaped AND rangy… guy is a feckin’ unicorn.

And boots. 🙄 These guys really need to quit. It's like Musk visiting the border wearing a cowboy hat backwards. And apparently no one told him.

The hat sorta gives plantation overseer, huh? 😨😨

He’s like a member of the Bizarro Village People. Maybe “The Villages People?”

I guess he stands like that all the time All of them stand weird except Rubio

Give him time, he already looks like he aged 20 years in the past 6 months

The problem with Republican flunky culture is you have underlings who will say "Yes, sir, that hat does look rootin'-tootin'" and there you are looking like this in public

please, sir, at least one more button

If he buttoned one more button, you might not see his dog tags.

He's trying to be all butched up but... my dude, that hat

How does he manage to just LOOK stupid?

He looks like shit

Did he buy a pair of cowboy boots just for this trip?

Been at least six years since the last time that man wore jeans

MARTHA! BRING OUT MY DENIM! I'M GOING TO TAY-HAUS!

Taking time out from running his steamboat casino.

What a wanker

He even rolled up his sleeves & wore expensive cowboy boots. He must mean business. 😂

Ew. Just ew.

This is the guy who never heard of "Hurricane Season," right? 🤦‍♀️

At 2:19 mark… he strides toward the scene… in the wrong direction. FFS

When you need a disaster-relief agency that’s run by a suitcase pimp.

Those buttons are earning their money.

Safety glasses

Trying to fit in 😂 Texans don’t wear skinny jeans or whatever that is on his head 🤣 Did he show up in a cyber truck 🤣

Oh. Oh my. There’s a lot to process here. I am not at all familiar with whatever it is he is.

What's wrong with this guy's face? Can it not make a normal expression or what?

I’m wondering why he can’t button his shirt properly. Those people have been through enough. They don’t need to see his gross 1970s Burt Reynolds cosplaying.

If he looked like Burt Reynolds I'd allow it but alas

Dear god what is this outfit….. he is giving aging gay on vacation….. That style of hat does not go with a pair of inexplicable cowboy boots……. He’s from Michigan. Did it take him a week to get down there cause he was waiting for his boots to get delivered.

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Texas understander here. A cowboy hat would have been fine. This is…not that

He looks as stupid as he sounds.

Amish farmer loses his horse-n-buggy???

It’s a stanzo, they’re nice

I bet he has dice in his pocket too.

So it took him a week to put together that outfit?!

Why does every one of these fucking people look so ridiculous?

Those are as rolled up as sleeves can get

Trying to play cowboy but didn't quite get the look right

Amish farmer hat

What’s with his stance? The group photo in N’awlins the other day. Now this pic. Weird.

Mennonite Cowboy

Is this some guy at a country bar. Bunch of slobs

@dieworkwear.bsky.social please help

He is not even up to doing a heckuva job.

He seems badly proportioned

That’s a plantation hat.

Oh my lord, no. I was all set to post a snarky gif or cutesy comment but now I’m dead because that hat has killed me. As always, you can tell their staffers hate them because they let them walk out like this.

But! He’s alive at least? I thought he didn’t exist, like some sort of imaginary Canadian girlfriend or something. 😬

This is undoubtedly my new favorite administration character

what is this fuckin Music Man bullshit

Right here in River City…err Kerrville!

It’s giving dereliction of duty, but like in a fun way

😂😂

🤭

The shirt is absolutely from J Crew.

I didn't know J Crew made little kids sized clothes.

He looks like the divorced dad at the summer school fundraiser.

Well I guess I throwing that shirt away now...

It’s like he ride a horse in and now stands like he’s saddle sore

The rolled up sleeves are a nice touch.

Obviously a man of the people 🤮

#frowzy If Elvis and the dude from the Quaker Oats box had a love child it would look like the acting FEMA director.

His style choices! The outfit gives off “cattle rancher meets Abercrombie and Fitch” vibes.

But the boots!!

I believe in TX that is called “all hat no cattle “

Heckuva job, Bitchie ..

Proof of life

How do they consistently find all of these fucking vampires

Everything's crumbling around us, but at least that guy has a jaunty hat

Muttering: what tha hell?!

Safari flaps

He probably took the hat off because he’s not supposed to get grease on it

To be fair, the guy at the store told him that he’s the only guy he’s seen pull it off.

I'm really hoping that your comment has the same double entendre in the US as in the UK!

If it alludes to wanking, no.

That's a shame. It's not that much of a stretch from 'jerk off'.

This American got the allusion. You pulled it off, for sure. (sorry, not sorry)

not really 😮‍💨

So sad. So so so so so so sad.

😂😂😂😂

These people have no one in their lives who will tell them (or care to tell them) how ridiculous they look.

He is drunk

The lifted chocolate suede boots are my fav

WHAT ARE THOSE

I think the lifted "cowboy" boots no one who's actually ridden a horse would ever wear have become standard issue for MAGA guys who claim to be six feet but are really 5'9". The fragility of these tasteless dipshits would be really funny if they weren't destroying everything.

He looks like a chump.

oh my gawd. NO ONE (except a few artists) wears hats like that in the rural Hill Country!

So at least we know he doesn’t have Prime and had to wait longer for his costume to arrive.

Plantation chic.

What’s with that shirt? He looks like an extra from a backwoods bayou knockoff of boogie nights

Oh my 👀

what a douche

What kind of Mennonite cosplay garbage is that?

Amish-ish.

Honestly Elon's backwards-cowboy-hat look would have been better than this. All he's missing is a banjo and a seersucker jacket

I can only see a hat crying desperately for help.

Spent a little time in South America I guess. Restocking his marching powder?

Disaster victims should not have to see that chest. Button up your shirt!

His sleeves are rolled up so he must be working hard

And a really weird potbelly.

palumboism - aka steroid gut elon, thiel, rogan, all the rw asshats have it, it’s the maga guy counterpart to mar-a-lago face

Telltale sign of alcoholism, imho

looks like he spent the day in some skeezy florida keys bar

Probably has major herp

JFC

These republicans really know how to roll up their sleeves and get serious about a photo op.

And all this time I only thought you could wear a beret jauntily. It’s why I follow you. Learn something new every day.

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dude looks like an Indiana Jones villain who accidentally laundered his white suit with the colors and it shrank

Is that an Overseer's hat?

😱 yikes

Why are all Trumpers stuck in the distant past when it comes to clothing?

This looks exactly like a Texas hat and nothing like a barber shop quarter hat. Problem solved

Max Cady if he never went to jail.

A casanova. Female Walmart version of that cheap wig photo op woman from South Dakota.

This entire administration looks like the cast of an evil Dukes of Hazzard.

And as I've been saying since I left there, the new IRS commish is most definitely evil Boss Hogg!

Patel and Bongino are totally Evil Roscoe and Evil Enos. Haven’t yet worked out whether there’s an Evil Cletus.

Did he roll a gondolier for that hat?

He has obviously never been to Texas in July

finally coming off his bender or what

A belt like that needs a watchband to match:

Looks like a Teamster delegate from Piscataway who screamed at me to 'Move your f*cking truck!'

he is not dressed for that heat

he looks like he’s gonna force out the mom & pop shop to open a new poison factory

Same energy:

kinda looks like a bitch

This outfit, for this purpose, is insane.

Cowpoke boots.. check Tight jeans...check Snug shirt to better show beer belly...check PANAMA HAT... WHUUT? 1st degree fashion crime.

Dress for the job you have know idea you're supposed to be doing

It’s Thursten Howell!

😂 where’s Lovey?

Wait, wait. I seen this guy.

That guy is a co-owner of a bar in our county seat (he looks nearly identical).

We got dog tags?

I’m sure it’s one of those Ephesians 6 “full armor of gd” tags.

He was waiting for his cowboy boots to be delivered from Amazon.

At least they're not shiny white shrimp boots?

The real Amazon from endangerd animal skins.

He looks like an old school gangster

Reporting like this is part of why I *had* to subscribe to The Handbasket - I’ve seen the Jaunty Hat Report nowhere else ☺️

Just waking up on the west coast and briefly thought it was a Canadian tuxedo

Did he come straight from the croquet game in the Hamptons?

Spiffy

Fucking weirdo.

Clarence?

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Omg 😂

i dislike him as much as anyone, but wearing a sunhat seems fine

A fop in his finery

Murikey! 🤠🥳

Does he think his job is peacocking?

Wtf. All of them are giant weird losers

at least he kept his chest hair exposure to a minimum

'ol Caligula Ron as the troops called him

Now those are rolled-up sleeves.

Holy shit.

😆🤣😂 the fucking sleeves!

Another Trump official who Stands Weird, we love to see it

confirmed

Dude stands like the real owner of those dog tags permanently lodged a boot up his rear end

Too late for him to put his best foot forward

Belly forward.

Don't try to do the Angelina, bro......

Same leg extension as that first Texas pic, this may be his Action Stance

☠️

At another point he tossed the hat and started dancing like Bruce Springsteen in the “Dancing in the Dark” video.

😂🤣🤣🤣😂

He really wore that hat … in Texas?

Beer belly drunkard.

So they just doing a parody of 'im from da gubmint and I'm here to help?" You feel respected and cared for Texas? Cuz this guy just screams compassion when faced with the loss of your everything. Your local officials to cowed to ask him if he's got appropriate clothes like they did to Zelensky?

Trying to appeal to amish Texans? He’d probably milk a bull.

Sorry, not buying it. Zero jaunt.

If you survived a disaster and are desperate for help, this is not what you want to see.

Amish mid-life crisis vibes.

Ugggghhhh. I hate to say it but, as someone from a damn warm climate, I like the hat. Does not work with those clothes *AT ALL* but that'd go damn well with some pale, billowy linen pants and a loose-fitting long-sleeve white linen shirt.

Pretty sure I have this exact hat and you know when you can wear it and this isn't it.

Definitely - this is not a "I am here as a professional" hat - this is a "why, yes, I *will* have another aperol spritz" hat.

The last time I wore it was on a Caribbean beach, wearing oversized trunks. 😂

That works. It also works if you're at the derby knocking back mint julips. I have this hat's *slightly* more professional relation - though, given that I went for the jute hatband, it's still not something I would drag out for the media. ultrafino.com/collections/...

Confirmed, just searched my photos. I definitely wore it there. First one that popped up 😂

niiiiiice. Did it get paired with a white suit, or are you less tacky than I would be under like circumstances?

God no, I'm not a frat boy. Since I'm in photos and desire my anonymity, I'll just say it was a normal low key pin stripe. 😂

Very good choice. I like your style.

I also wore that hat to the Derby now that you mention it 😂

Sleeves are rolled up bc unlike some of you keyboard warriors he's there to work

🤣🤣🤣

"Sir, that's a lady's hat."

This guy's appearance inspires no confidence. Looks like he just left an Amish barn raising.

I don’t like this gritty reboot of Music Man

What, no MAGA cap?

The HGH but I don't work out physique

A little Amish cosplay?

Dude's about to go gambling on a Mississippi riverboat.

And lose a LOT of money.

You know he thought it was cowboy hat, too.

If he walked toward me on the street I'd run to the other side.

And has shopping in the boy's department.

This is the hard-hitting news i need

I wish he'd worn a fez.

The choices that were made to create this look are puzzling to me.

Thank you for using the word "jaunty," it is one of my favorite words.

Ye gods.