my 38th is in two weeks i am just saying
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So your friends have have 12 years to come up with something clever.
jul 18, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
sorry I only obliquely confess to crimes—nay, atrocities—for decade-birthdays. so remind me in two years and I’ll cook up some confessions!
jul 18, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
I’d like to take this opportunity to mitigate the creepiness of old white men & promote the amazing craftsmanship of my daughter’s small business. I know all moms say this, but she really is amazing. www.finebinding.com
jul 18, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
on it
jul 18, 2025, 3:25 am • 3 0 • view
you’re such a good friend
jul 18, 2025, 3:27 am • 2 0 • view
Book is just page after page of “Tom Homan is a bitch”
jul 18, 2025, 3:23 am • 4 0 • view
leather bound collection of Homan is a Bitch Venmo payments will be perfect
jul 18, 2025, 3:23 am • 125 2 • view
My 50th is on Monday and I think I’m good without this
jul 18, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
I’m 50 & when a new co-worker heard I have an almost 16 year old, she said, “You don’t look like you could have a 16 year old!”When I told her my age, she said, “I would have guessed like 32.” I said, “Well, hold on, because I also have a 19 year old…” Also that that had made my day. Ya never know!
jul 18, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
aka "the bluesky age"
jul 18, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
i’m literally turning the bluesky age
jul 18, 2025, 4:08 am • 1 0 • view
if you understand this it’s time to log off for like three weeks
jul 18, 2025, 3:43 am • 556 9 • view
What if Pat McAfe looks like a burnt hotdog?
jul 18, 2025, 9:44 am • 0 0 • view
I’ve been chronically online since 1998, I’m not stopping now it’s just getting good.
jul 18, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 3:45 am • 14 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 3:45 am • 3 0 • view
Uh oh
jul 18, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
jul 18, 2025, 3:46 am • 7 0 • view
Well, shit
jul 18, 2025, 3:47 am • 3 0 • view
Three weeks is a long time. I can do like three hours. OK, I need to go to Bluesky rehab. Also, Tom Homan is a little weenie freak boy made entirely of dog-food-grade ham, and I could take him in a fight. All 135 pounds of me.
jul 18, 2025, 3:52 am • 2 0 • view
I refuse.
jul 18, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
oh 😒
jul 18, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
There are rules against encouraging self-harm on this platform, you know.
jul 18, 2025, 3:50 am • 1 0 • view
Logging off. 🫡
jul 18, 2025, 3:44 am • 5 0 • view
Lol 😆 🫡 i will logoff a bit tomorrow
jul 18, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
aaaahhhhhhh
jul 18, 2025, 3:48 am • 1 0 • view
👋
jul 18, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
No.
jul 18, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
Oh hey, fellow Leo! I'm not one to discourage anyone from leather-bound books, but . . .
jul 18, 2025, 4:05 am • 3 0 • view
as a leo you know we love attention…even when it’s bound in leather
jul 18, 2025, 4:08 am • 2 0 • view
I can't argue with that.
jul 18, 2025, 4:11 am • 2 0 • view
Dear Marisa, I admire you. Your scoops are appreciated by me even when other sources steal your work with no credit given to you. Happy Birthday. *pretend this is leather bound 🎂💙
jul 18, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Do we have to write our letters with mustard?
jul 18, 2025, 3:25 am • 2 0 • view
i really love the lore i’m developing
jul 18, 2025, 3:28 am • 6 0 • view
Should be a compilation of venmo comments
jul 18, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view