Greetings from Sahe O'Midsuxa.

I’m fond of Momtana.

Aphadris.

Mevada sound like a colloquial term someone wearing a fedora would use

What the hell is happening on the East Coast

tbh “Hawah” is an appropriate mood here sometimes

North Carolina looks kinda Gaelic.

10AHO 😭

Can't wait to see the next iteration, showing the capital cities.

It's like that horse picture, it just keeps getting worse as you move to the right.

WISCUBSJIA? 😳 CUBS?? Should be WISBREWERSJIA.

Hail, Hail to Misfrani The champions of the Warst (go blue!)

OK HO

New Jersey: We don't need no stinkin' name.

Love visiting Mez Mico!

aphadris!

i really enjoyed aphadris

Shouldn't Utah be "Momtana," home of all the Mormon Mom TikToks?

what, no phemopohamp love?

What's insane to me is that AI can't even generate an accurate map. It's not subjective, every name is a known fact. Yet, it still can't figure out that very basic executive function.

It doesn't necessarily know facts, it knows associations

Dakota, Sonota, oh, I wanna take you to Mevada, Wiscubjia, come on pretty mama Okho, Mez Mico Baby why don't we go to? Ooh, I wanna take you down to Soavcuo We'll get there fast And then we'll take it slow That's where we wanna go Way down in Soavcuo

Momtana is a legitimately good bit

JOWA

west virginia uniquely represented as a cursed land with a name ineffable to man

just being pooped out by phemdpohamp

mothman was right there

At least one state should have a name that only renders by inscrutable death metal band font, and WV would be at the top of my list for such prestige.

I love the complete breakdown it has by the time it reaches the east coast. "I think this state started with a 'P' ... yeah fuck it, good enough. This other one, no idea, just write it like a smear, no one will know I don't know..."

New England doesn't...exist

“Hawah” is pretty good

HAWAH: The Palindrome Islands!

I'm calling it Meh Vada

Most Europeans can't even name this state. (It's Newb Massachubway, btw.)

Actually, it should be Dakota and Another Dakota.

And by “Another Dakota” I mean North Dakota. As a native South Dakotan, I can say there is only one true Dakota.

JEPGONAA is for lovers

10AHO????

“Mes Mico”

Petition to rename Pennsylvania "Phemdpohamp"

"Country roads, take me home to the place I belongggg..." 😂

Mez Mico sounds nice.

maine being a mmo... lol. massively multiplayer online game makes sense for Stephen King stories. momtana. looooool.

Forgive the random tangent but if you want an MMORPG that has a ton of Maine/Stephen King-type stuff you should dig out The Secret World and its associated ARGs. They even have a character called Sam Krieg who was a horror author based in New England/Maine directly inspired by him..

👀 god if i had coordination, i'd love mmorpgs more 😭 i might at least watch some streams, as it looks amazing! i love creepy stuff!

Its a little dated now, and the parent company tried to overhaul it by changing a bunch of mechanics pissing off the og players, but the base game and storylines/concepts/quests were amazing Like having to do real world research solve quests etc

🤣

Aphadris sounds like the dragon you fight in a Dark Souls game on the level Odeghana. Also love OKHO.

The one time when just outright plagiarism could have gotten it the right answer...

The keostene state of Phenopohamp

Sahe O’Midsuxa, the Irish state.

I’m from Misfrani

10 A Ho is a good state name tho.

Okho forever! 😁

"I haven't always lived in NV, but when I did, it was 'Mevada'"

“MEVADA” LOL. When I go there, I prefer to call it “MYvada.” But the locals seem to think I’m too entitled or something.

Well, they ARE names, technically…

I live in Mez Mico.

"Helllllo! Is there a Mr. Frani?"

It's like it started on the left side, and then it fell apart as it worked its way to the right.

Honestly, it's the map America deserves right now.

Oh, it’s sharing Trump’s map of the US. Not sure where Cofeffe is.

I kind of want to visit Momtana.

10Aho 🤣😂🤣

I'm a big fan of 10 AHO and MOMTANA.

This does not bode well for the future of education

I kind of like Hawah!

It's Wiscubjia for me. Same number of letters... But increasingly wrong letters lol

Wis'cubs'jia: apparently my favorite team has left Chicago and taken over the state to the north.

like an alien trying to spell wisconsin from memory

OKHO so accurate

"OKHO"

that's where I went first too.

I’m calling it that now, this is now its proper name

i keep rereading and guffawing

Of course Nebraska is too boring to be part of this.

[Red hot chili peppers voice] Cal Forhia cation

She's a 10, but she's from 10AHO.

10AHO potatoes

Momtana also very strong.

Somehow Mez Mico & Wyoniinig got me..

It seems a black hole opened in between West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Maryland

Oudbita Man sure does have a different ring to it than Florida Man.

Oudbita-bah-badang-ba-dang-dippidippi?

I'm a huge map nerd and the borders are killing me, especially the northeast. But on a safety note, imagine someone generating a topographic map for hikers or outdoor activities that was this wildly wrong? Without accurate information on the terrain someone could be badly hurt or even die.

Maps are great because they are supposed to accurately indicate the location of hazards and points of interest, something we can do down to centimeter accuracy, and I know some overconfident novice is gonna be like "nah, I'll wing it"

mez mico is pretty good

Given the actual pronunciation of the state, Mevada is pitch perfect, though.

Hawah ya?! Hawah/Hawaii chiming in!

Maine took over Mass to reunite the Massachusetts Bay Colony.

MEZ MICO is the one that does it for me

WYONIINIG

momtana

that was the one that got me

The exotic lands of Lundis and Aphadris

I broke my Lundis once, years ago.

WYONIINIG

Loving Momtana and Mez Mico

I'm proud to live in the great state of Lundis

Jowa represent

omg these comments do not disappoint

Unsure whether to feel insulted bc I live in one of the few states they spelled correctly. No pizzaz at all. Left us out of all the fun. I think I’m mad, actually.

Same. If anyone deserves a jacked up named right now it’s Texas

most of new england has no name. it is lawless.

Facts

There's a really strong correlation: the further west the more accurate the names you can tell OpenAI is an SF company

What in god's name is going on in the Carolinas

the name of a place I expect to see in the next GRRM book if he lives long enough to finish it

It’s more that since the western states are bigger, the names are easier for the data scraping to “read”

ooooh that's a good explanation also I wonder how you'd test this

"meet me in Phemopohamp, we'll figure it out later"

there be tygers

With Tom Brady and the Patriots diminished, the hate toward New England has cooled and the area is faded a little

That's weird because the Pacific Northwest is perfect with WASHINGTON, OREGON and neighboring 10AHO.

Remember the AIMO

i’m leavin, on the midnight train to

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

Good luck with this one, @themountaingoats.bsky.social

Somehow, Cahokia returned (sort of)

WOO W)MHTT&OO

Wait was there a Russian takeover for real??

I think Donovan wrote a song about Aphadris.

After two beers. After nine.

“It’s all Okho?” “Always was” 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

It's pronounced Coachella

At least it ends with A?

Hello from the great state of Hawah!

How can there be not-even-letters? E & G had a babbee

Julia Sugarbaker: And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know ---is the night the lights went out in CEOKELA!

I like Momtana

Which now has no coastline.

AI may not be able to spell, but it also can’t generate basic geography

It’s like it just gives up as you move east.

So weird random Cyrillic characters are being used.

Ceokëla on my mind 🎶

i’m having a great time in ODIGAHNA rn

I'm a little worried about what looks like Cyrillic sneaking in there.

Teirressile was great on the Turbografx

There's another map. Not near as bad, buuuut West Wigina? Manytand? Fiorata? Just quality stuff.

Maryland looking absolutely cursed

🤷🏼‍♂️🫠 bsky.app/profile/jkoh...

Sounds like a place in upstate NY

My grandfather LOVED fishing the south fork of the Odigahna

Mez Mico is a dream, just stunning scenery

HAWAH!!

Weird that Mesigeb is so similar in shape to Lundis. 🤔

🎵 leaving

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Ceokξla wgah'nagl fhtagn

Country roads, take me home To the place I belong Oiniitly Pluuyai

Gladys, ah, quick note on the lyrics…

Country roads, take me home To the place where I belong

In my mind, I’m gone to

i’m cackling

Just woke up my husband by cackling at this one 😆

Sweet! Home!

There's a joke to be made about how all of Cape Cod is missing except for Provincetown... ...just the tip?

DC-MD-DE is just an unintelligible mess. Which — if you grew up in the suburbs there like me — is not necessarily wrong.

The AI started in the West, and just got tired moving east.

The oligarchs have given into sunken cost fallacy with AI. They put so much into this crap they are willing to kill us and the planet just to force it on us and keep themselves from going broke and no longer affording their extravagant lifestyles.

the only landmarks are cemeteries and street layouts originally drafted upon the whims of horses at the time

Speaking of lawless New England, did CT or MA annex RI? Because it seems to have disappeared from the map..

Why are the state boundaries clear out west and in the east they all have split ends?

Obviously North Dakota is the real Dakota, and South Dakota is So Not A Dakota

Glad to get out of OKHO and back home to California!

Sorry, I guess I came back to CAL FORHIA, but still better than OKHO

New Jersey. The place that shall not be named.

Given how bad most state names got messed up, the handful of random states that actually came out correct actually seems weird.

I initially thought Oudtiba was named after that Kid Rock song, but no, that's Bawitdaba.

Guess someone's happy...

Momtana 🥰

You could be the difference between life and fading away 💔 Check my latest post please 🥺…

The weather in Cal Forhia is great.

I wish they all could be Cal forhia girls.

Species (1995)

Gotta love a third nipple.

Or hell, maybe it's a single nipple. The boobs seem to be unadorned.

Moving to Momtana for the single moms.

"I'm a CEO, and I'm going to replace all my employees with AI! I'm smrt!" 🤡

"Hawah"

I appreciate the small rhode island louisiana has now that is so new it is yet unnamed

Hey, ho, way to go OKHO!

I once lived in Icchbuchor. We called it Kentucky, which was the style at the time...

That’s Jcchbuchor. Kids can’t even spell these days.

My family always spelled it with an I. Anybody who spells it with a J is a communist.

There is an entire subreddit devoted to AI generated maps like this. It's hysterical. r/aimapgore

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

Dakota, Sonota, Ohh I wanna take ya... Odeghna, Okno,.. baby why don't we go..

Momtana

Also they added the western part of Kentucky into Illinois.

Mez Mico

aloah welcah tah Hawah

I got on the 405 and ended up in Momtana 😐

Aloiia from Hawah!

Wassssup from Cal Forhia!

Mez Mico is gorgeous this time of year

It just gave up after the Midwest.

I wish AI would admit when it doesn’t know something rather than make stuff up.

I also wish software companies would fix the bugs and flaws in their existing software before chasing after AI.

Hawah?

Like the fact we’re done with O-H!…I-O! chants though

This is a pretty good fantasy name generator but a weird format for it

Signing off from… Hawah. Hawaaa-ah. Hawa.

“Oh the sun shiiiiines briiiight on my Old Ichhbucorrrr Hoooooome…”🎶

As performed by Lawrence Welk and the Cthulhu Singers.

"Mez Mico" took me all the way out. It sounds like something a redneck bigot would say to try and get a rise out of someone.

Mevada, suvada lol

hawah

I’m fine, thanks. Hawah you?

😂😂😂

The beaches of Sahe O' Midsuxsa need to be experienced by everyone!

Even ChatGPT understands that Minnesota is Canada

The states named as Elon musk's children

Momtama got me

Momtana looking over 10aho's shoulder

But where’s Dadtana?

That’s Denmark.

Trump made that map.

Things go sideways in the Midwest, then the gibberish just metastasizes

Wiscubsjia 🧀 is the best cheese.