my friend’s kid got wings from a flight attendant and he’s telling everyone he’s an honorary pilot
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He’s the recruiting poster boy… got it.
aug 8, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Dean Cain, Waffen-SS Wannabe (Strudel Corps)
aug 8, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
So Dean Cain is Herschel Walker without all the charm and athleticism.
aug 8, 2025, 1:09 pm • 5 1 • view
He’s such a BIG boy.
aug 8, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah but kids can’t actually get into the cockpits of planes, while any jerk can rent a panel truck and cosplay in the Home Depot parking lot and do some real damage
aug 8, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Everyone knows when you don the Burger King crown you become an honorary noble.
aug 8, 2025, 1:01 pm • 3 1 • view
It's like when Nixon made Elvis an honorary DEA agent. www.elvispresleymusic.com.au/pictures/bad...
aug 8, 2025, 1:12 pm • 7 1 • view
Russian citizen now.
aug 8, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Not like it already wasn’t, but his career is OVER OVER
aug 8, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Herschel Walker had that badge
aug 8, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Dollar store Superman really is trying to get back in the spotlight, eh?
aug 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
hmm, shall we predict who honorably gets shot by accident?
aug 8, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
He was always going to be a spokesman/mouthpiece rather than an "on-the-line" officer.
aug 8, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Dean Cain needs the 500k sign on bonus
aug 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
ICE is cosplay all the way down
aug 8, 2025, 1:28 pm • 1 1 • view
Saw a wook on lot get wings. Now he thinks he's in the band.
aug 8, 2025, 1:42 pm • 0 0 • view
He and Kristi Noem can exchange cosplay tips.
aug 8, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 1 • view
Did they misspell “Dishonorary”?
aug 8, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s an honor to be a deplorable human being?
aug 9, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
There’s only one Superman and he’s not it.
aug 8, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Honorary Gestapo, wow Dean you've really done well for yourself.
aug 8, 2025, 1:00 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
the ultimate participation certificate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
aug 8, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
On several different occasions, my boys were given a chance to see the flight deck. The pilot even let them sit in the seat.
aug 8, 2025, 1:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ask Hershel Walker. Only a badge can make it official official 🤦♂️
aug 8, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
he's maybe a month away from getting tapped to be deputy secretary of transportation
aug 8, 2025, 1:00 pm • 7 1 • view
Just let Dean have this, ok? His career isn't exactly 'soaring'.
aug 8, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 8, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
So - somebody else that we're paying for that doesn't do the job?
aug 8, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
He's only doing it for the 50k bonus ROFL. Bad actor out of work.
aug 8, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Part-Japanese 🤡 Dean Cain is dying to take part in putting Hispanics in the same concentration camps that Japanese Americans were placed in during WWII.🙄
aug 8, 2025, 1:01 pm • 2 2 • view
Has been Cain probably needs that $50 grand signing bonus.
aug 8, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol, even ICE didn't want to hire him!
aug 8, 2025, 12:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope his name is Otto
aug 8, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Herschel Walker also an ICE agent as well?
aug 8, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Isn’t that how Duffy got his job?
aug 8, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
"Honorary?" Maybe the fact that is real name is Dean Tanaka factored into it?
aug 8, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
“Honorary Nazi”!
aug 9, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
My kid is a park ranger after visiting the Statue of Liberty this summer and getting a stamp in their collection book. Proud of this accomplishment by age 13. Will put it on the fridge as is customary.
aug 8, 2025, 2:34 pm • 3 0 • view