I think it's actually just another shade of his orange bronzer.

"Bobbin' for TURDS"

LOL

Remember those fairy stories when the moral and spiritual canker eventually catches up with a protagonist and starts to devour his very physical substance?

Gold plating - cover yourself in a veneer of wealth.

Maybe he's huffing some of the paint too

Yep….

Home Depot? I thought those were from Temu

Still a waste of money.

The gold is as real as the gold in his wallet.

Same technique he’s using on his hand

I think they got a pallet of styrofoam craft kits and gold paint from tRump's buddy at Overstock.

𝗜𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 the scars will be there forever.

Glued, I think.

Depending on the type of glue tha toot may leave permanent scars.

Unless they were vocally anti-MAGA (and White House staff try to remain apolitical) the staff decorators & capenters are likely low profile enough that they've kept their jobs. They're pros and know how to safely make temporary changes to suit the current occupant

They may be going home and screaming into cushions over what they have to do but the decor _is_ the Prez's prerogative. If it's OTT tacky he wants, then OTT tacky he gets.

He's not planing to leave. Why would you think they're temporary? He claims they're real gold. Gold is heavy, you can't put that up with double sticky tape. Bonding to polished marble is difficult with heavier objects. I don't think he would want something to fall down during a meeting, do you?

He may claim they're real gold but he's a known serial liar. They are exact matches for styrene plastic decorative elements being sold on the Internet.

All that gold colored ticky-tacky... If it was spray-can paint and he was huffing it, that would explain a lot of his disturbing behaviors. Good point.

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It’s the same spray paint he uses on his face.

I'm mean, he looks terrible in general, and from the shit he spews from his mouth, he's not a well man. But what is taking so damn long!

He's been caught gold handed

He doesn’t care about the next president because he’s never leaving. Damn, I have put my hopes on his triglycerides to take him down but I’m still losing.

Are we sure they aren’t prosthetic hands? I mean - his hands (nearly) look normal sized but we all know he has tiny hands with nubbly fingers. I think I just invented the word “nubbly”. You are welcome to use it if you wish.

My wife sees medical records etc from her job and her Dr Frist observation from the Getty photos is that he has a lot of bruising that is being covered up by makeup. So he’s probably getting regular IVs for something. Not to mention the sausage fingers & cankles, likely congestive heart failure.

Very obvious he’s hiding his hand.

Maybe there's a spot on his body he has to leave uncovered by bronzer so his skin can breathe.

I would not be at all surprised if he literally painted himself gold.

I encourage him to paint himself entirely gold.

For sure that's how he is going to be embalmed ... at tax payer expense

I'm willing to pay for that as long as it happens soon

I’d save some money and just use the same spray paint the Temu uses.

“Gooooooold…. everything!”

Sorry, just dropping this here because I love Shirley Bassey

This is how illegitimate kings are crowned on GOT

It looks brighter than what you’d get with paint. I’m thinking gold leaf but the cost is in labor not materials; all told shouldn’t exceed $1,000.

I thought it was his bronzer

He's now hiding the cankles

And here I thought it was good ol' Plaster of Paris!

The Home Depot: How evildoers get more done.

But there is no world in which he doesn't think it's real. The bad paint job was done by his staff who assured him it was 24 kt.

FONNY 2FAT ANKLES Trying to hide Geriatric signs upon him. The spotted discoloration of the old man he's become.

am getting a dr no vibe

If it were that, he'd claim God is magically turning his hand to gold. Ultimately he will metamophosize into this