I'm sure trump will have a spot for her.

She is looking forward to spending more time with her empty, dead soul.

Ouch but #TrueStory

asshat

She wants to spend more time with her family. Her family:

Alma Coin is going to give up her selfless life of public service and work at a humble startup company called Raytheon

Breaking: poker player leaves table, cashes chips.

She knew she wouldn't get reelected. Good. More room for Democrats.

Bye Felicia

Oh no! How sad.

Bye Felecia. Good riddance.

Her legacy will be defined by pathological lying and being a corrupt fraud.

Too afraid of defeat and answering to her heinous decisions.

Sorry but Joni looks like she needs to retire!

That's the smartest thing the twunt has said all year! Bye-Bye clownface.

She will only be remembered for her cold hearted callousness.

One down, many more to go. It is a long game.

Country in smoldering ruins - Joni walking away "My work here is done"

There was a time when this sort of thing would end someone’s career. www.propublica.org/article/joni...

Wait a minute, she's a Senator fucking a General and there's no conflict of interest? Reminds me of when "Betray Us" was fucking the journalist and revealed State secrets.

And this got almost no coverage.

If true, hurray!

Good riddance!

Good riddance.

Haaahahahaaaa!!!! Don't let the door.....

I believe the full quote was "we're all going to die, just you poor people will go first".

She finally became such a big POS she had to bail out. Meeks is next.

At least, she’s reading the room.

That and a few other things since she went all-in with Trump. Even Iowans noticed when their senator caved to his agenda over their interests.

She should go hide under a rock somewhere.

It was that or the "I haz military liaisons (har har)"

Doing actual work is what turned her off

Apparently she read the room and doesn’t want to get her ass handed to her on a platter

It's because she is going to die.

Now she’ll have more free time to have affairs with high ranking military officers.

Good! Bye Felicia 👋

Cabinet position in 5, 4, 3 ...

She finally found out what thoughtless language you use can be your end. Now lets get a well known Dem elected!!

"We're all going to die*" *My reelection bid uses we pronouns

She was always happier castrating hogs.

Maybe she can be a running mate when Cthulhu makes a bid for president in 2028.

@zachwahls.bsky.social @sageforiowa.bsky.social @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social & Jackie Norris are good D hats in the ring. I'm watching Pinterest founder Ben Silberman from Iowa, who has a poli-sci degree, donates to Ds + has good ideas for tech laws we need Congress to pass. @kenmartin.bsky.social

Catelin Drey should immediately move from Iowa State Senate to US Senate.

She probably could have recovered by apologizing for the initial, off-the-cuff remark. But in the sober light of the following day, the crazy bitch released an ad doubling down on it.

Cowards run from trump, instead of standing up to him. Shame

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, Jodi.

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Really really disappointed that we won’t get a chance to see her butt kicked. One of the worst sycophants, so worried she’d be primaried that she primaried herself

Maybe she can finally fit in time to go on that date with the Crypt keeper

Good riddance of that hag!

Don’t forget followed up by a video mocking people who thought it was insensitive

Gee, what a shame.

Oh well

Good Riddance Sexual Predator-enabler Joni Ernst! #IAsen #Iowa www.youtube.com/shorts/p_mrZ...

Because she knows she wouldn't win... Apparently that's not a good look for her gigantic fuvking ego

They’ll just vote in another fucking MAGA POS.

It was a little too prescient.

It’s a good thing she used her last remaining sliver of credibility to confirm Pete Kegsbreath as defense secretary. /s

Let me see her “squeal”……

Pour one out for the media consultants who won't get to make that ad.

I hope she suffers from crippling diarrhea until she dies

Go live your life, Joni, knowing you used your time as Senator to brutalize the people of America & totally fuck up our nation. I hope you find no peace in retirement. None.

Ahhhh, the ghoul is stepping down? 😁👍✊ #ReleasetheEpsteinFilesNOW #DeportIncelNAZIElmoLush&CreepThiel #JailtheOrangePustule/BillionairesinCECOT #$ubprimeCourtReformsNOW

Good riddance

I hope she feels infinite amounts of shame for first saying she’d vote against Hegseth, then caving to pressure about her reelection funding & voting for him.

She's expecting to get Secretary of Defense. She'll clear out for a Trump rubberstamper, he either drops Whiskeyleaks or encourages him to seek office in TN.

How bad could a person who thinks "we're all going to die" in charge of the largest military on the planet be?

Not worse than what we have, but not by much. Could also just be going to a private sector board seat or something too I guess.

Lobby's pay; Congress is just the internship to get you there.

Hmm…being Sec of Def would def open up her dating pool. She seems to love men in uniform.

Hadn’t gotten far enough to think about what she might be thinking! I was just celebrating. 🥳

Then she can fuck all the generals!

She sees what just happened with the Iowa state lege and what's about to happen to Susan Collins in Maine. Ernst's internals must be a dumpster fire.

Good riddance to that bitch.

Every Senate career dies. I don't think I should be upset about this one.

That was also the underlying message in 2020 😵‍💫

She has no spine left Hopefully that true and Iowa wakes up and votes blue.

Good riddance, if true. #phonyjoni

Joni and her wigs can get lost.

I hope the GOP who are choosing to "retire" understand that it won't lead to us forgetting what they have done or blaming the next GOP who replaces them. We know what they did. We will hold them accountable until their last breath - whether they are in or out of office.

Farewell you odious twat.

Probably not, but I bet it's still higher than "Actually, you are all going to die, I have free health insurance you paid for".

Must have her contact for FOX locked up

It may be one of the few true facts we've heard from republicans in a while.

HA! Also, not “we” more “you people.”

"she has accomplished what she set out to do, and intends to head to the private sector, one of the sources said." she's going to market a line of designer bread-bag shoes as well as portable hog castrating kits in seven various shades of white.

Where will she hide?

GOP is a death cult. Seems like this message would resonate.

That point when going back to castrating pigs becomes a better option than running for reelection to the US Senate.

If that’s what she is going to do there is a pig that needs castrating in the Oval Office. Release the Epstein files .

Maybe she’s testing it out herself. 🤞

I was going to say she was looking forward to spending more time cheating on her family, but it turns out she's already divorced.

OH I'M SORRY MARISA... THANK GOD I DIDN"T TALK ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY. -Joni's bitch ass probably... That woman is F'n insufferable... thank god she'll be gone.

"I was just taking a walk in this cemetery to find a place to lay my political career to rest when I thought I'd pull out my phone and be condescending but speak too slowly to pull it off well."

Kamala won the election Cheato cheated He rigged the election Just like in TEXAS BECAUSE HES IN THE FILES EPSTEIN! RIGGING! NEW ELECTIONS NOW! NO CITIZENS UNITED A PAID HOLIDAY EPSTEIN! RIGGING! NEW ELECTIONS NOW! WE KNOW HOW THINGS WORK WERE TELLING YOU ITS NOT WORKING OUT

In ***IOWA***

😂

Probably gonna make a run at Governor

People will remember the damage she helped create by voting in line and kissing the ring of the traitor in the WH. Nothing for the average American. Just the wealthy.

Iowa had a Democratic Senator from 1985-2015. Hopefully the DNC won’t drop the ball on this race.

Polling mustn’t have been good…

Time for her to clip her coupons.

I think it was her cemetery walk the next day doubling down on dying which her team posted for all the internets to see.

Life’s short she probably wants to live it till its fullest

National Guard needs to pick her up, cuz she’s trash

They test marketed a "Oh my goodness...(chuckle)...I was kidding!...(chuckle chuckle)...just some homespun farm humor!...(tee hee)" It didn't sell. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Doubling down with a video in a cemetery didn't help

"You see that? You see? Every single one of them. Dead as a door nail."

Beautiful news. Sadly for her, she will live the rest of her depraved life running from shame.

LOL.

That. And maybe there is some unbecoming news about her personal life that she doesn't want to come to light?

It's been out. Alongside the same lines as the dirty laundry on Boebert, MTG, and Kristi Noem. They're all hypocrites.

I mean, we ALREADY know she was fooling around with at least two officers who worked with her Senate committee. I suppose there COULD be more unbecoming news, but it feels like we’ve gotten plenty.

Big Tooth Fairy got fucking pissed, is more like it.

Achieved her goals, did she? That will make a nice ad for the Dem candidate

Which maggat crazy will they put in as a candidate to replace her?

Fucking ghoul, Ashley Hinson

Exactly. I think she knows she messed up when she said that. 😅

She must've decided to cash out and take up a nice cushy lobbying job her senate job "earned" her.

she will be hounded accordingly…i hope

THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY! More of this please!

Another one bites the dust.

Looks like she read the writing on the wall.

Maybe she will b bold and take Hegseth along with her …

Actually I'm kind of bummed. I was looking forward to making sure she didn't get reelected.

GOP is carving out people they don't think will survive the general, so they get fresh blood in that their voters will think represents change, but it will be just the next Ernst up

Going to bite them in the ass as there is actual progressives in the red states who are fed up. Happened in Georgia. Can happen in Iowa. Ditch Jeffries and get a firebrand in and make it happen.

Maybe if she didn’t end it with Ha, Ha…

She’s the “c” word.

I'm one of those that flips off inanimate objects. I am currently flipping off that hair. If I can't open a jar, I take the time to flip it off before getting the jar lid twisty thing out of the drawer. If I break a nail opening the car door, yup I flip the door off. Been this way since the 60's. 😂

Buh, bye!

Back to pig balls.

See ya

With that recently flipped Iowa seat, I think she has "moved toward the light", herself. Not soon enough for me.

She’s off the make more money in the private sector. Like they all do.

🥳

She’s got her money so she’s good.

Don’t let the door hit ya…

Gods riddance.

I think "you first" had an unexpected bump in the polls

Interesting decision by Ernst. Unless she’s going to be appointed to some sweet position, this makes zero sense for a sociopath like her.

One less..

She is probably getting a nice job with the CDC

She was not strong enough to stand up against Trump or the Hegseth nomination. She didn’t listen to her inner voice or her constituents. What’s left?

This is delicious. Let's hope the new R nominee is further right so that seat flips in the 2026 blue wave.

Best news today

Overflowing with empathy 🙄

Don't let the door hit you where it hurts, Senator. You can't leave soon enough. Why not resign your seat now & do us all a favor?

People quitting before they can be fired.

Good. F that B.

I hope she considers something six feet under for her next move

Maybe she will stop clutching her pearls and actually do her job and help save the constitution on her way out the door. Not counting on it, but just maybe.

Ugh I hope she doesn’t decide to run for governor 🤮

Iowa is trending blue. We can win that seat.

Good. Another evil uncaring cunt

Was she having a flashback to the Country Joe McDonald and the Fish song? It’s hard to imagine. youtu.be/pJzIQj8zpeQ?...

Good riddance!

Good Riddance you fkkkn sellout!

What if this is a Bongino type resignation where she’s seen too much and can’t bear to continue. It’s really bad if even she can’t stomach it.

Being a bad liar wasn't polling well, we need to adjust perspective

Maybe she is but I plan on living

Looks like she was briefed on her Kompromat file. I wonder...did the videographer capture her good side?

Is it wrong that this brings me joy?

That was great politics

Thank you god. She can climb back under her rock

She saw the writing on the wall after Catelin Drey stormed to victory.

That’s the campaign slogan for all MAGA. Just ask Russell Vought, Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.

She must miss the raw, bloody fun back home of pig castrating season!

I'm glad.

Good, then she can see first hand what people are going through on social security and other issues!

Nah… lifetime premium healthcare and a pension! Plus whatever else she’s been able to graft, insider trading…