I know a lot of people feel that this meme should be retired, but I can't resist. "Damn it! Is trump even in this thing?!? Wait, I got James Dobson. That's pretty good. I'll keep trying for Trump."

I'm lookin for facts There's no point in getting my hopes up

I dont care if he just died in his sleep, just as long as the fucktard is dead! No torture is needed, just the gates of hell opening works for me.

He lives: "Bluesky echo chamber; so much for the tolerant left"

The biggest issue with replacing Trump by a robot was the AI to steer him. They had a lot of trouble to reduce it’s intelligence so that it could match Trump ´s idiocy.

If a tree falls in the White House does a Correspondents Association make a sound?

Long as he’s dead. And his kids get charged for all that shit.

Mainstream media responds to reports of Trump’s seemingly imminent demise, “Biden will always be older than Trump"

LOL

Marisa!😂

I’m so annoyed I can’t update his Wikipedia page

The trump that emerged on Labor Day to destroy the rumors of his passing is actually a reprogramed Disney Hall of Presidents animatronic version (That's how Q-anon works, right)

It was AI Trump, generated to speak Trump’s wisdom from beyond the grave

As one myself youve misspelled cunts. We are a proud and bold people

"Is the president dead? To answer that question we interviewed 9 random people at this diner in a small, midwestern town."

Who’s lying?

“I’m gonna die soon, maybe in 2 weeks, maybe less. Many people are saying this - the best people. Even my own cheeseburgers are saying it. Big men, tough men with tears in their eyes come up to me and say, ‘Sir, it’ll be a beautiful death, maybe the best ever,’ believe me.”

There will 100% be an op ed about the toxicity of the bluesky bubble

Good point, generally speaking Bsky and Substack are usually good. I just got of 3 other platforms cause they're crazy & conspiratorial

"BREAKING: Generalissimo Donald Trump is still dying."

I won't believe it until Swan Lake is on TV.

Recycling from last time around... bsky.app/profile/drea...

That's so niche. I feel sorry for people who don't know what it means, but I also envy them

Shii,.. I’ll post it up here: www.npr.org/2021/08/19/1... Soviet leaders had also aired the piece while they selected a new leader following the death of Soviet Premier Leonid Brezhnev... ...Then for his successor, Konstantin Chernenko, and then his successor, Yuri Andropov.

niche, but 9/10

This is a banger post.

“…found sitting on the toilet with a half-eaten Cheeseburger…”

"Trump assures press he is alive, but opinions differ."

Trump is dead. Here's why that's bad for Joe Biden.

😁

He might be dead right now and the guy in the Trump suit has swelling.

Do what MAGA would do. Don't retreat, double down: Whoever comes out, it's a body double: Fake Trump.

absolutamente