It's gonna take a couple tries but collective manifesting is worth a go.

agreed

It's like when I buy a lottery ticket. For a brief moment in time, the world is mine. The possibilities are endless.

I said the same. Discussing winning is the fun part of giving your money away.

That reminds me. State workers got paid so I’m going to splurge and buy a PowerBall ticket today on top of my usual ticket to my states lottery. I can hold that ticket and think it could be the one…and all the fun things I’d do…until I jam it into my car door and forget about it for a week. 🤣

Last night was like when you’re scratching off an instant ticket and you’re one away from a big jackpot. Today is when you scratch that last hope and it wasn’t what you needed. Sigh..

Screw it.. they do it to us we can do it to them… That’s not the real Donald!

I genuinely love how extremely vague but also hyper specific this post is

He looks like shit that's been floating in a pond, we may not have much longer to wait

It’s fine. We can wait.

We lost power in a thunderstorm last night. What did I miss?

I didn't invent the phrase, but I think there will be a lot of times to use "clots and prayers"

All things must pass.

It was a fun time lmao

Im looking forward to the next one!

And they denied it, which is a proper ratfuck.

Sorry pig-fuck, the ratfuck is something else.

I mean he looks pretty terrible in that photo and cardiac events can happen quickly, one never knows

Couldn't agree more 🥰

United around the world.

Keep hope alive.

It's okay guys, it will happen eventually, that's the only thing we have guaranteed in life

i was trying to think of who’s announcement i would immediately trust when it happens and you came to mind :)

And We could still be happy this evening, if golf is brave enough to do the right thing

I do love the sense of solidarity.

A better question: What sad pig donated for his organ transplant?

Omg i slept well and had pleasant dreams! I didn't realize how pervasive all this nonsense is. Can't wait for therapy

The day is young 😉. Don’t forget: One of these days the speculation might be true. Or it might happen live. We. Just. Don’t. Know. Two inevitabilities in life: death & taxes. You can’t cheat them both forever.

I’ll take it.

Now the plot twist hits and America becomes a Zombie Post-Apocalyptic Presidency story

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

it’s a nice reminder that we don’t have to wait for it to actually happen to enjoy the fantasy for a night

uh oh... ...does this mean there's proof of life??

I've heard yes.

🙁

Damn.

"proof of life"

bsky.app/profile/barb... unfortunately

life feels like a big word though. existence, continued forward momentum.

A good preview for a day in the (hopefully near) future.

Just a little taste of things to come

I have a slight hangover

No matter what happens they can never take this away from us

I’ll take whatever.

This is how I felt when Beyoncé didn’t sing.

“Hi there! If the fat, orange, douche croaks, I’m offering free tongue baths for everyone!”

The creativity was glorious

I think it's important to have things to look forward to...

Keep up hope: On this Labor Day holiday, the “Idiocracy” period of America culminates with a “Weekend At Bernie’s” as they just prop up his body in The Beast and drive him around so we think he’s still alive..

hope isn't dashed completely yet.

Yeah but I don’t want to get my hopes up until The Official Announcement (tm)

I slept like a rock. It was great :)

I’m still happy

Too true! 😂

Did he surface?

Every day is one day closer.

It was a good opportunity for people to workshop some things, see what played and what didn't, for the real deal.

They do tell you to practice joy and mine needed some practice.

Goddamnit is it over already

Not yet

One day, it will be true. I'll hold onto that.

I logged off for the evening early yesterday. I feel I missed a party😭

Sometimes in history, the demise of the frail traitorous emperor is hidden from the masses, with shadow figures, hidden powers and viziers embroiled in court fighting, trying to emplace the next puppet favorable to their interests.

The pre-party

We’ll always have 8/29/25

A taste of what is to come ;-) m.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj...

Glasgow's reaction to Thatcher's death was so visceral it even has an epic banger of a theme song. youtu.be/xbp3k3rYMs4?...

That's lovely, and it's still very fucked up that we have a system prone to putting dogmatic idiots in change, so we need to celebrate their deaths. I don't want to celebrate anyone's death, so I hope we soon learn to stop putting idiots in charge ...

*charge

Fuckin vibes

Look, I know we might need to change a few laws, but based on how old the woman looks and the year Thatcher died, I think this woman could fit right in as president… she should be slightly younger that Biden or Trump… we can just overlook the natural born part

Was hoping to bust one out today and I hate cigars lmao

Better vibes?

This will still be cold when the party really starts

It's all you have and it's everything.

You all did this to yourselves.

Enjoyed ourselves? Sure did

what if we all just keep pretending it happened

Maybe we can 'The Secret' manifest it

Oh no is he back

Clearly a paid deep state crisis actor

He does not look well. Wonder what the RFK diagnoses says?

His mittyclorians are severely depleted but the deafstar is fully operational. Basically he gave the president tape worms. From his own breeding stock.

So nice that his granddaughter came to spend time with him and make sure she's still in the will in his final hours...

sadly he never left

and lookin sooooo healthy

Would you really call that "healthy?" (The stoop gets worse and worse, and we can't see his right hand.)

Is that even him? 🤣

His chin /jowls seems more plump 🧐

It's a body double, I'm sure

Imagine learning that you are uniquely qualified to be his body double

"Hey you look like a pile of shit stuffed into a potato sack! You want a job?"

"Wow, he even got the smell just right"

This country has a long tradition of fat white bearded guys with a gravely voice take over as impersonators during Christmas, not that difficult to find a 6'3" 215lbs guy to take over. All they need is a shitload of tan and a wig.

215lb my ass lol

215 lbs his ass

I'm making an allusion to the medical report from one of those mendacious people that say what he wants. Others have said he is 5 10 and easily 250 to 270.

Absolutely! trump’s “normal” appearance is to be in makeup & costume. I doubt anyone knows what he really looks like without bronzer, girdle, combover etc.

Are we doing a new Paul is Dead

He's supposed to be out golfing today with people debating the semiotics of his pants colors and whether that means something. It's been a typical Saturday morning so far

Should've mentioned, my wife works downtown near the White House and she perks up when she sees an ambulance. She heard 3 on Friday and texted me about each one.

That's awesome. She could start an ambulance ticker on Bluesky for all of us to follow. Constant state of hope.

Now that’s community service.

I would literally be checking it as excitedly as her hearing the sounds 😭😂

It was a dry run

It's like the ending of Scrooged where Bill Murray is telling the audience if they just want it enough every day can be like Christmas

I am looking at the bright side: Now it is still possible that both go at the same time in a fiery plane crash.

They cannot fly together for this exact reason. 😭

I know, but a girl can dream.

Ugghh, President Mike Johnson?

Awful, but less dangerous than Vance, IMO. Maybe he is also on the plane.

"Plane crashed. Assumed dead." — President Chuck Grassley

I felt pretty hopeless early in Trump II when I looked at the line of succession and who was in each slot.

And he got a glimpse of the joy that we'll all have when the day comes.

I saw the pic. Yes, he’s TECHNICALLY alive, for now. I’ve always said he won’t survive the term & that’s clearly true. He could linger for weeks, I suppose, but JD is likely secretly practicing his speech to the nation.

Oh no is there proof he's alive this morning. I was so enjoying the thought

Hopefully we'll get to do it again soon, in sha'Allah

We are going to call it ghoul eve and it will always be the first day we celebrate before the actual day when it happens

Good Rehearsal! I mean... we reacted appropriately to the news that the press pool had not physically seen him in two days.

Let's do it again sometime

The fact that he had to rest for a few days to play golf is something.

someone didn't believe in tinkerbell hard enough

Maybe I’ll still open that bottle of champagne I had put on ice.

The whisper we heard or felt was coming from inside the house. We cannot have long to wait.

bsky.app/profile/yesb...

It means it's possible. Fun while it lasted, and I hope we cling to that feeling for a while longer.

"We'll go dancing down the street Kissing everyone we meet When that man is dead and gone What a day to wake up on What a way to greet the dawn When a certain man is dead and gone."

Brilliant.

And everyone in the Trump regime including Trump himself got a taste of our utter joy at the prospect of his demise. 🙏🏼

Rehearsal dinner for the biggest party of all time

It’s kind of amazing that Trump is such an attention hog that he took half a week off from making appearances and everyone thought he was dead. 💀

So, consider it a test run?

I was more than happy, I was *hopeful*