he’s announcing that his name was actually craig this whole time
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Dammit, Craig
sep 2, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
betting on Gary
sep 2, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
Formally changing his name to Drumpf as an acknowledgement of the proud family history.
sep 2, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
Let’s Go Craig
sep 2, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view
Agree - and pronounced “crayg”, not “crag” 😂
sep 2, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
He's going to announce that he's rejecting any further medical testing because that's apparently how you keep yourself protected from diagnoses
sep 2, 2025, 3:06 am • 4 0 • view
He told them “stop all the testing!!”
sep 2, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
Donald Jraig Trump
sep 2, 2025, 3:05 am • 6 0 • view
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Every time the name is said within ear shot of me, this is exactly what I turn into
sep 2, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
Ahem.
sep 2, 2025, 3:33 am • 3 0 • view
What does it mean?
sep 2, 2025, 8:43 am • 0 0 • view
What is this about?
sep 2, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
Craig J. Trump
sep 2, 2025, 3:05 am • 16 0 • view
Donald J. Craig
sep 2, 2025, 3:06 am • 9 0 • view
Craig J. Craig
sep 2, 2025, 3:08 am • 9 0 • view
Craig C. Craig
sep 2, 2025, 3:12 am • 11 0 • view
and all his children are also named Craig
sep 2, 2025, 3:14 am • 8 0 • view
this is my lovely craig, please buy $craig to make craig craig acraig
sep 2, 2025, 3:15 am • 6 0 • view
Craig Jr, Craig III, etc.
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Goddamit
sep 2, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Invoking the 25th Amendment on himself?
sep 2, 2025, 8:26 am • 0 0 • view
does he pronounce it krayg or kreg
sep 2, 2025, 3:12 am • 2 0 • view
baseballsky will never be the same
sep 2, 2025, 4:06 am • 3 0 • view
OMG. He has a list.
sep 2, 2025, 3:51 am • 0 0 • view
Buddy Rudy 💀
sep 2, 2025, 3:05 am • 4 0 • view
I hope it’s the formal announcement of the start of The Apprentice series finale. Ten years in the making
sep 2, 2025, 7:06 am • 0 0 • view
Or Christ like his papa’s middle name
sep 2, 2025, 3:05 am • 0 0 • view
Someone pointed out that the press release said “The President” will make an announcement, and not “President Trump.” 25th amendment? 🤔
sep 2, 2025, 3:07 am • 11 0 • view
could be. i don't think anyone had "resigns voluntarily for health reasons" in the "why he stops being president" pool
sep 2, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
Gary Gergich
sep 2, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
I KNEW IT
sep 2, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
rip @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
sep 2, 2025, 3:13 am • 7 0 • view
He’ll pull of a mask and it’s been Tom Cruise this whole time, filming M:i 9
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