Its so tacky and cheap looking.

That's because it actually is cheap. He likes to pretend it's real gold but it's so obviously not. He's pathetic and has no taste.

I'm surprised he hasn't installed recessed lighting and 80s hotel rugs

Shhh....don't give him any ideas.

*leopard print*

NICELY DONE!

It's not gold, it's polypropylene from Home Depot LOL.

Temu Versailles.

So tacky.

Give it some money-green accents,and it looks a little like the sketchiest casino I've ever been in.

Ticky-tacky

My eyes! Next time give us a NSFW warning before posting...

They needed all the shiny ornaments to stop Trump from bumping into walls.

Is it normal to bring a lectern into the Oval? The desk is right there. Just sit at. He's taken questions like that before. For someone so concerned with optics, he's fine with all those people crammed in there looking like they just grabbed whoever was in the hall?

After a long weekend of social media focused on his health, standing at a lectern (in their minds) restored an image of vitality?

Maybe he thought the desk would further rumors of his declining health? He still doesn't look well, and all the reports I read from the press, his ramblings in person and online, are showing signs of a lack of mental awareness in his old age.

Hegseth posing like Trump, doing the Presidential Lean.

It's giving clearance at Temu.

Reporters need to start showing up in gold lamé. All of them.

It cracks me up that he could easily have a new door installed that had all the tacky stuff built in. He’s the president, it would be done by the end of the day. But instead he just nails these cheap baubles to what is otherwise just a normal residential interior door.

glue gun is his style

It has gotten worse. Starting to hurt my eyes.

Dog vomit slime mold.

What's that saying? "putting lipstick on a pig"

Must've used every coupon they had. (Does Hobby Lobby have coupons?)

It’s like Party City decided to go into interior decorating.

Like a 4yo’s birthday when they announce that their favorite color is gold two days before the party.

The thing is actual gilding isn’t all that expensive. Gold leaf is so thin it’s surprisingly affordable; certainly well within his resources. He could cover all of this tacky dross in actual gold and it would in fact look like gold, because it is. But he cheaps out with near-enough spray paint.

Putting the mental in ornamental

Ask for a gold purity test.

Hegseth looks so hungover. All that fake gold is giving him the spins

He thinks he's having the DTs.

DOGE Goldshlagger party took a turn

Every time I see more of this tacky decorating I hear Mike Meyers voice as Goldmember saying “Goooooooold”.

'we prefer to think of it as a lair'

Trailer park Louis XIV

Why is the gold stuff soooo yellow? Obviously it’s fake but why that color?? Maybe the blueish grey wallpaper makes it look even more yellow?

dont stand still or you'll get spray painted like Jill Masterson in Goldfinger

Didn’t save OP, but looks like it’s literally Home Depot.

pretty sure they're one of his big campaign donors, maybe this is a kickback

Home Depot bulk lot

It’s giving Palace at Versailles on a budget.

Jesus Christ! What the fuck are they DOING?!

Cheesy, tacky, pathetic: And right on brand for this clown.

It's all fake on top of that. Fake gold for a tin-can president. Of course he wouldn't pay the actual cost (not cheap) to get real gold leaf installed.

They are from Home Depot.

It's like someone tweeted "For every like, I'll add another bullshit gold item"

It looks like gilded measles.

Maybe they were throwing the non-gold things out the window.

It's vile.

That is so gross

Crudzu

My grandma got like this with the color pink.

They couldn't even leave the door alone. You'd think they--of ALL people--should understand the concept of "white space."

Soon, there’ll be nowhere to go but a gold lame suit.

Meidas melanoma

It’s so gaudy and looks like someone with ADHD installed it.

Tacky AF

JFC. how soon until he makes his sycophants where gold plated clothes

I think it’s Amazon

The absolutely utter lack of taste is one of the things I truly hate about him.