I'm loving this shared moment of joy, but also feel like I should get off the internet before it's taken away from us. I want to live in this moment for as long as possible. 😄

Did 8.6 billion people write this post?

I'm team "massive aneurysm" but I understand and respect the position of the "widowmaker" people.

I’m not fussy about the mechanism, but I hope for a long, lingering, excruciatingly painful decline with awareness and without communication. I’m okay to be a bad horrible person in very specific cases, and this is definitely one of them.

Agreed.

😆

Guys, it might be my fault. I told my parents today that I thought a massive and painful coronary followed by lingering agony would be nice.

I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Well, almost no one. Currently set back due to 2 falls mostly, and a major sciatica flare up. He'll probably wish for death if it was that bad.

Well, honestly. You’re not wrong.

I’m a violet person but my “dare to dream” is more akin to a Mussolini’s end 🥳

Or…https://bsky.app/profile/uniondesign.bsky.social/post/3lxmaon4uh22u

What’s the rumour? I looked it up and couldn’t find anything. Is he dead?

Not yet that I know of, but he wasn't on social media and had no events listed on his schedule this weekend. I don't know if he's been heard or seen today.

Nope. He’s golfing with his granddaughter.

Goddamnit

I mean. I could be wrong. Vance will be just as bad. But with so much extra jeebus.