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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social

then nail the thing shut.

jul 16, 2025, 10:58 pm • 45 0

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@MissMyRubyDoo @fuckcancer56.bsky.social

And put some garlic and silver on top.

jul 16, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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JayAllTheEms @jayalltheems.bsky.social

Yeah, wouldn’t hurt to pound a stake through. Safety first.

jul 17, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
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MLEA Prez @mlea-prez.bsky.social

....then run it through the crematory. Then shoot the ashes into the sun.

jul 16, 2025, 11:19 pm • 14 0 • view
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mkregular.bsky.social @mkregular.bsky.social

Send it on the next spacex starship

jul 16, 2025, 11:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social

Thank you for this incredible internet deep cut (unless you used this turn of phrase coincidentally, in which case thanks all the same)

jul 16, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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janndc.bsky.social @janndc.bsky.social

Best laugh all day !!!

jul 16, 2025, 11:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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Joe Winter @joeventures.bsky.social

No, wait. I'm totally okay with resurrecting Bill if he's going to keep getting fact-checked live like this. For him, that's a fate worse than death, and I'm all here for it.

jul 16, 2025, 11:39 pm • 9 0 • view
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MLEA Prez @mlea-prez.bsky.social

jul 17, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view