My mom actually said to my face "I thought we were going to have two kids, but your dad is such a horndog that—" and I just walked my skinny ass away. So that happened. Thanks, mom.
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…are you the youngest?
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Happy eventual labor day, Gurt.
sep 1, 2025, 1:41 pm • 4 0 • view
I know where I was conceived. I swear my child will never be burdened with the (unremarkable) details of his conception
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