Honestly I’m mad at you for giving me that dream. XD

Hey, reach for the stars.

🫡

I scoop

Yes, it is a lot of fun.

Ok… hear me out… what if Cube draft instead? 🤔

I'm really good at draft. 😉

Me too… 😉

I sure would like to.

This is actually what happens after legacy most tuesdays

Legacy has it all.

Legacy is for the dolls

That's fucking awesome, lol

The true group hug players

Guilty.

My LGS is pretty cool, but it's not THAT cool.

Talk to the owner about a "back room". 🤭

It is fucking crazy that I could make this happen with minimal effort like 6 days from now

I believe it!

Wait you people are playing commander AND having sex?

Wait what!?

No, sorry, monogamous, but I'll go get the cheese board and snacks set up for when you folks want to take a break

I have done all of this.

Let's go!

When we firing up a pod next?

No one ever invites me to those pods

If they approach and say, "my partners and I saw you from across the LGS and we like your vibe", that might be the special pod.

I mean, yeah, obviously. That's why it's called a playgroup, right?

Gotta say though, making it a draft pod instead and it's twice the fun. :p

Not *yet*, but a girl can always manifest its desires, as a treat

I believe in you.

No, but I did play strip mtg in college, played the original Ravnica orzhov precon and ended wearing extra clothes.

Ha ha ha ha, poor Orzhov. No respect.

"Ok I activate this, drain. Give me your other sock."

Ha ha ha ha amazing

This post was probably sponsored by the group hug player.

You sussed me out

Also, where do I signed up for a pod like this?

Magic needs a dating service.

After a 3 year dry spell, commander is definitely great I guess lol.

I hear you sweetie

wait that’s an option!?

Depends on the pod.

I sure have played commander wrong

It's not too late to up your game.

I don't know how to resolve post game orgy. It fizzles everytme i have tried.

Use the split second version of the card.

Doesn't that remove consent?

Just being silly. Would never advocate that.

I know, but Spilt Second kills interaction which kills consent

Time out, for a second. Poor taste joke. But please understand I was making a Magic mechanic joke.

It's my mistake i took it too far and made it unfun and real in a way that helps no one. I'm sorry.

But what about us Aces? Are we supposed to just watch?

Not everything needs to involve everyone

I know, i was just making a joke

Man if only, I'm not cool enough for those kinds of pods

I can absolutely assure you, from personal experience, being cool is not required.

There's like a base level of cool, I'm the kind of person that needs to be dragged from my den for medical and sociological reasons

What if I told you that you could play Magic IN your den?

I play occasionally with some friends over Mage but still not cool for the aforementioned pods. That and I'm bad at making new friends that's related but not causal from the poor and disabled part

You ain't even gotta be good at magic!

Can confirm!

Oh I've got that covered, I play Aristocrats in Sealed

Not with that attitude. 😆

When it comes to socializing I'm a prey animal so...

A pod can work with "prey".

Oh I'm sure, I've just successfully gone unnoticed.

The dream 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Same 🙏 A goal, even

Orgy pod when 👉👈

God i wish 🫠😵‍💫

I’m often the straight man at Gay Commander Night, so no, I haven’t... (yet)

I'm glad Gay Commander Night is a thing.

Me too!

Basically the dream

Worth chasing

Actually? Yes(no.)

Love that honesty!

I, Uh, No?

I have only ever had sex with one other commander player and if she ever heard me call her a commander player I think she’d be pretty pissed lmao

Commander players are disgusting casuals!

You know funnily enough...

Hell yeah

(I may or may not have video evidence...)

Well, you see... I directed this porno once...

Well you see, that fucking rules.

Honestly the dinamics of players just ended a game and then they have sex are so varied that you could make an entire series out of that haha How nerdy was the porno?

Yes proceeded swiftly by no about the end of the game

Well damn

*shrug* Not in a polycule so it tracks

244

Decks a Bracket 2 but an Orgy 4

They're doing this to me later (scooting me gently into the post-pod orgy while I'm still trying to resolve my combo)

resolving the combo IS sex to me

They've seen enough cards. Time for the real game.

i have so many questions