Except funnier and less hideous. It's not a high bar.

Also if she showed up anonymously and she walked past him in a bikini he'd try to grab her by the ##### Because he is and always has been the most vile human who exhibits the worst behaviors.

he stays awake at night imagining ways to remain relevant aside from destroying this country with his tiny grifting hands. POS

"she's no longer a child so i no longer want to fuck her" - the whole republican party

Such an insult to Joan Rivers. Kathy Griffin is gonna roll her over in her grave.

you have finally unraveled his "mystique."

This would be a truly pathetic outburst from anyone. But this is the POTUS. He can’t last. Surely.

That's just disgusting..

He needs to test his new material somewhere other than the Oval Office.

Banger

If his tweet induced men to stop objectifying her, then that was an unexpectedly positive outcome from one of his tweets.

He really would have been so much happier if he'd inherited her kingdom instead of all this bullshit

This is unfair to Joan Rivers

I blame Melissa. She let a bunch of no talent “celebs” mock her mother’s material and paint her as a mean bitch selling “stuff” we don’t need. It was shameful and certainly not a tribute.

Sending this at 6:21am confirms he’s got a brain like a boiled turnip

will you use alt text - I don't want to see this toxic cunt on my timeline, thanks x

She became a billionaire by selling concert tickets, not by selling her country out to tinpot dictators

That's unfair to the Saudis, they are so much smarter than he is, this is why he is so dangerous, dumb and the dumber team.

lol I'm so far from a swiftie and even I find this take embarrassing. I get it Donnie a young woman having more money, success, international and domestic fame really bothers you, but there is nothing you could do about it.

"You see this in the paper today, Kevin?"

That made me snort

I prefer to think of him as the R Kelly of music critics.

He’s screaming for intervention. He’s a very, very sick creature that needs to be in a straight jacket with a smart phone in sight but out of reach.

I believe that would be a good starting point. Some things would fall into a #NaturalOrder thereafter…

No way he personally handled that punctuation

I cannot believe he suddenly brought back THAT embarrassing outburst and is trying to spin it into a W that proves he's more popular. His brain is going, going, going, gone.

What a fragile idiot he is. If she announced Eras II tomorrow she’d sell out every stadium in the world in minutes.

I don't know what that means, but I know exactly what you mean🤣

At least he didn't offer to impregnate her like Elon.

oh shit, I forgot about that less than subtle rape threat Elon made toward Swift

Odd. Ever since he said he loves Tesla they are no longer HOT. Someone should find the felon a real job.