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CrazyAssBlindKid @crazyassblindkid.bsky.social

I Dreamt That He Finally Got The Parade He Always Wanted. Millions Of People Watched It From The Streets And On TV. It Was Truly A Worldwide Event. So Much Applause, It Was Deafening. People Were Smiling, Hugging Each Other, And Overcome With Happiness. Such A Great Funeral

jun 16, 2025, 3:07 am • 307 55

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robby5.bsky.social @robby5.bsky.social

And on the day he drops dead, we the people, shall declare it a day of celebration and maybe even a holiday

jul 13, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
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bachlvrdwb.bsky.social @bachlvrdwb.bsky.social

Damn. Well done.

jun 16, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
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M.E.@bluesky truth is incontrovertible @meeagleswon-56-e.bsky.social

I was reading with such enthusiasm and then then a sigh oh right no ok but one day and yes oh ding dong the la la

jun 27, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Brian Standlick @brianstandlick01.bsky.social

I want to die quietly in my sleep like my dear old pappy. Not like the people on the bus he was driving at the time.

jun 16, 2025, 4:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Sue @sueafc.bsky.social

I hope I live long enough to celebrate it.

jun 16, 2025, 6:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Lisa Wrote This @lpersonius.bsky.social

Perfection!

jun 28, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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marthack58.bsky.social @marthack58.bsky.social

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jun 23, 2025, 8:15 pm • 5 1 • view
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solarpons83.bsky.social @solarpons83.bsky.social

His orbit should be fun

jun 24, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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M.K. Tiddy @naykrop.bsky.social

Oh this is top notch. Bravo 👏

jun 16, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bad Wendy 🟧 📎#Witchtifa @wendyweidman.bsky.social

I just spat my tea 🫖

jun 18, 2025, 8:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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GJ glorijean @glorijean.bsky.social

Scotland Bagpipers are parading a Funeral March for Tr47 Exit. Saints go marching in NOLA, Mardigras, mummers... BTW Why don't EACH STATE & COUNTRY simply CLOSE Tr47 Golf Course, Inspect what's in those HOLES (nuke silos, classified docs & MAGA balls)...

jul 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bigbaldy @bigbaldy57.bsky.social

Ok. I pictured it as him being led off to jail. But funeral is good.

jun 16, 2025, 3:43 am • 3 0 • view
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Catwanderz @catwanderz.bsky.social

I was thinking execution 😄

jun 25, 2025, 5:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bigbaldy @bigbaldy57.bsky.social

I have a better idea. Strip him naked, tie him to a tree,pour honey on him and turn loose red ants and bees on him.

jun 25, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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kingbb.bsky.social @kingbb.bsky.social

The longest line to take a piss in history!!

jun 27, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Carolyn Lyndy D. @lyndybloomer.bsky.social

Oh dear. I laughed!

jun 26, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Ralbovsky @slovakfrank.bsky.social

I had a similar dream, but it was his perp walk.

aug 13, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Jas Wackadoo @jaswackadoo.bsky.social

Thank you very much thank you very much it's the nicest thing that you've ever done for me thank you very much thank you very much thank you very very very much🎼🎵

jul 18, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Curt🇨🇦🇺🇦 @codenbach23.bsky.social

😄

jun 23, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joel @jjkilgore.bsky.social

Funeral. Soon. Please.

jun 25, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt Joyce @matthewxwehttam.bsky.social

I love this

jun 19, 2025, 1:56 am • 0 0 • view
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casvir.bsky.social @casvir.bsky.social

If only……

aug 6, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pat H @path550.bsky.social

You are wicked.😂

jun 16, 2025, 3:21 am • 1 0 • view
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AK_Hevonen @ak-hevonen.bsky.social

But clever! 😂 Monty Python are wicked too, and do not even ask for TheLeague Of Gentlemen or half of them, Inside No 9. Good wickedness.

jun 16, 2025, 11:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Jaap (Jacob) Bakker @jaaphjbakker-1953.bsky.social

Beautifull dream it was..

jun 16, 2025, 5:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Heather @flowerscorpion.bsky.social

This is amazing. Like a tiny little Twilight Zone episode with a zinger ending (horror ending if I were MAGA). Rock on!

jun 19, 2025, 6:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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Susan Grimbly🇨🇦 @sgrimbly.bsky.social

Everything about Trimpi is Twilight Zone. remember "It's A Good Life." yes, Donny. whatever you say, Donny

jun 20, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heather @flowerscorpion.bsky.social

Right! It is already so hard to believe reality is giving us this, after the heartbreak of realizing more of us are racists and/or too selfish to be concerned about democracy. (Still holding hope that he cheated, since he always projects).

jun 24, 2025, 4:42 am • 2 0 • view
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Rej Robinson @omgitsreg.bsky.social

Don’t forget the champagne will be flowing!

jun 16, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
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freehuman67.bsky.social @freehuman67.bsky.social

It was a total flop

jun 16, 2025, 3:39 am • 2 0 • view
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UnitedWeStand @idealisticrealism.bsky.social

The military mocked it and the video of that got posted. I read the way they marched and stuff was really informal, military instead of dress uniforms. But no taco/chicken costumes…?

jun 25, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leefeller @leefeller.bsky.social

Good one.

jun 27, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Pepper Hamilton Mullen @pepper57.bsky.social

When? Soon??

jun 20, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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AdaBabbage @agujack.bsky.social

Everyday I hope I will be hanging the US flag at half (or lower) staff.

jul 21, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zaphod B. @zaphodb74.bsky.social

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jun 26, 2025, 2:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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d-marie-me.bsky.social @d-marie-me.bsky.social

Omg… awesome

jun 16, 2025, 3:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Mangygoat @mangygoat.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 Ok, enough of that let's be serious 🤣🤣🤣

jun 16, 2025, 3:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Cubbie50 @cubbie50.bsky.social

ah, such a nice thought!

jul 20, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Billy302 @billy302.bsky.social

On the 3rd day he shall rise again, fly off into the sky and come again. Can't get rid of him.

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jun 17, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 1 • view
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annep.bsky.social @annep.bsky.social

🎯

aug 7, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike @michaelroberts71.bsky.social

That day cannot come soon enough. Did the Army band play Credence Clearwater's, "Fortunate Son", a song about rich draft dodgers in the Vietnam war again?

jun 16, 2025, 5:13 am • 4 0 • view
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UnitedWeStand @idealisticrealism.bsky.social

It also had tax cheats featured, “when the tax man comes it looks like a rummage sale yeah” “I didn’t deduct two buildings, I deducted two cathedrals, if you don’t believe me, ask the Virgin Mary, she’d remember me, I grabbed her by the pussy”

jun 25, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view