personally i am about to punt chucky across the room!

Isn’t he implied to still have the strength of a fully grown human being? I doubt most would last long against a guy whose plastic body probably nullifies a lot of typical human weaknesses.

He’s not gonna give you the chance, he’s gonna jump on your back and that’s somehow gonna knock you to the ground.

Properly laughed out loud with this one

😆 always my thought

but he’ll come back! Watch!

Pick him up by his cute little overalls and lock him in a safe for a year.

Oh , you think that’s enough? Hehehehe

Someone’s losing a foot.

Easy money. 😂😂😂

YUP

Easy Money is a horror film?

You in Blacc business. Go find you some white business.

Poltergeist gtfo of the house and move across the country ezpz

Young Frankenstein- Just keep the violin and the 'seda-give' handy, and I'm all set.

Dawn of the dead. Just don’t practice flying the helicopter during the day. 🤷‍♂️

Jennifer’s body. I’m too old and don’t deal with teens very often, I’ll be safe from a cannibalistic demon powered teen girl who mainly targets men and teen boys who decide to be creepy at her, plus being weird about her best friend.

I would pick The Amityville Horror. I don't even live in the US, so I wouldn't notice if a house in New York was haunted.

House on Haunted Hill. Just don't go to the mansion.

I would do Candyman. I would spend the entire year not summoning the Candyman in the mirror and staying the hell away from Cabrini-Green.

Ju-on: The Grudge - there's no way I can afford to go to Japan anyway, so I'm fairly confident I'll never set foot in Kayako & Toshio's house!

It. Just stay out of New England.

You’re all fools. Troll 2. Just stay clear of Nilbog

tRump White House.

Signs. That shit wrapped up the first time it stormed

Tales From the Hood

Elm Street. I'm a childless adult, Freddy doesn't want shit to do with me.

I'd say Carrie. I'm a childless adult. I have no need to go to prom.

I Am Legend. Dude had a ton of food and supplies living in Gracie Mansion, the mutants didn’t mess with him until he chased his dog, and he was immune to the plague that started it all. I’ll hang out, watch all the movies he looted from NYC apartment buildings, and enjoy my payday.

Alien but i stay home safe and watch tv

I need to ponder this, but at the moment I'm actually thinking Chrystal Lake. Did I even spell that right? I shouldn't be awake tbh...

Jaws. Easy money. Just don't go swimming and find other things to do in Amity Island. They got a nice town, I could play Killer Shark over and over. Plenty to do besides swim. East peasy. Even if I want to swim. I'll go to a pool. No sharks to worry about

It Follows

Yeah, I’m totally safe in that world

🤣🤣🤣

Get Out. I’m white, so I’ll be a pretend rich douchebag for a year while rescuing Black folks in danger!

Nope, because I live in New England under heavy tree cover and Jean Jacket hunts the open plains of the Midwest

(California.)

In my head all horses that are not carriage horses exist between the Rockies and the Appalachians regardless of the fact that I am literally watching the movie right now and KNOW that they are in California and yet my brain says 'Nope, OJ just drives really far to get to work'

The Menu 😅

Evil Dead. I will simply choose not to go to the basement.

....yeah, not gonna read that book

It Follows. Just don't have sex for a year. All too easy.

Yeah even if it was after you, seems like could avoid it for a year without any stress by flying around since it has to walk across the country. Not sure how it crosses oceans either.

Honestly I just want that sick-ass little clamshell kindle phone thing the nerd friend has

That's all any of us want!

oh yeah booking and then taking a flight on an airplane never generated stress for anyone

Do I have to be involved in the events of the movie? Suppose I choose a bog-standard slasher movie. Can I just pretend to not be home when Jamie Lee Curtis is pounding on my door? Better yet, can I just move one town over? I prefer to mind my own business.

I’m already living in The Big Short so

Easiest $10M www.youtube.com/watch?v=txfd...

this movie FUCKED ME UP when I was a kid, probably like 7 or 8? omg, nightmares for months, biggest regret of my parents lives lol

April Fools Day..

Hellraiser. Easy Money. I would simply not mess with the fucked up puzzle box.

Okay look, I don’t feel good about it, but I have to go with Get Out on this one.

Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) Those bigoted violent rednecks in town have all recently died in gruesome ways. Hmm. Good riddance.

I've talked myself into and out of so many answers just now. I gotta think some more LMAO

lmaoooo what are some of them friend?!

Like I feel like I'D be chillin on Elm St cuz MY people weren't fucking with Freddy like that, but then I may end up roped into some bullshit tryna help a neighbor out?? Same with Child's Play. Though I think I mind my business too well to get caught up in any of that mess LMAO

😭😭

is the Birdbox series precluded?

The Ring. I'll just read books and forego videotapes.

I will become the monster.

Alien / Aliens. If I'm going to have to world hop, I wanna see another world or two. Stick me in the freezer during transit, and I may not even notice most of that year.

Thanks to inflation 10 million just covers your food and board in space

Freezer burn is probably a bigger worry.

Just work a shitty office job with Weyland Yutani and pass time time until you cash the check.

Maybe borrow some of that sweet sweet synth biotech for a payday back on this earth

God, no. Not even going near R&D or production. Just slowly revising a product manual.

I didn't say RnD. I want the production data, repair manuals, and maybe an SDK or two for versions already in the field for a few decades. Stuff that hopefully they've worked most of the murderous rage out of. I'm looking for bishop, not david.

Sleepaway Camp. I'm not 12 and I don't work at a summer camp.

Husband says he want to live in Alien on the Nostromo after they space the xenomorph. It would be quiet.

Princess Bride. Or Smurfs.

It Follows. 😭

lamb lol

For all we know, we're already living in the Event Horizon universe.

Saw. I would be a better Detective Hoffman than the one that got created

Signs and I would just hang out in Vegas, specifically by the pool or the Bellagio fountain

This tracks - they don’t like water.

Jaws, definitely… I live in Arizona, far away from beaches in general, let alone Amity.

He’s got a long way to go…

Predator. I'm too pathetic to be hunted.

Knock Knock (2015) (You don't have to pay me)

The Thing (1982) , i don't live in Antarctica

I’ll go to Derry, Maine. If he tries it, I’ll call Pennywise the worst kind of names until he shrivels up and dies.

I think that’s a trap because the shared universe means you’d get all of King’s bs

Just don't go to Maine, easy

Okay but do you even need to go to Maine? Just live in the IT universe in like, Des Moines or some shit and collect after a year

Hate to tell you, but Iowa also has murdering clowns, and the worst are usually in Des Moines: www.kwwl.com/news/top-sto...

Pretty sure the IT universe is a bigger part of the Stephen King multiverse. Of course 'Not going into the woods where eight people were eaten' is just you know, good advice in GENERAL.

It's Stephen King, there's so few locations outside of Maine that you could keep a pretty wide berth around all of them and be fine.

I think there's a butcher shop in Texas you need to avoid. And that one secluded inn out west...

Nebraska def a must miss too. Idk abt Las Vegas bc if you're in The Stand then you've got bigger problems, but why risk it.

I've played Fallout New Vegas a lot so I'd have all sorts of bad ideas if I end up in The Stand Universe. All I know is I'm not moving out from the one friendly city that has the one operating hospital LOL.

😂😂

Derry, Maine is a good one. You have a 1/27 chance of it just being small town Americana.

Really the correct answer is any horror franchise where the setting is regional. Doesn't say I have to live in that region, just that world. Michael Myers murdering in Haddonfield? I just won't go to Illinois for a year

Modern day Sinners. Or Lovecraft Country. Yes, I am white, but the spiritual tradition and ethnic community I am part of is very much not accepted by white hegemony. I don’t do magic myself. And I don’t think I would in that setting either, unless teaching language is magic.

Something Wicked This Way Comes but I wouldn’t accept the money because I would think Mr Dark was trying to trick me into becoming part of his carnival if I accepted

The Amityville Horror. Pretty easy to avoid one house

Just about anything with werewolves, and then become a werewolf. Then I have $10 million dollars and also am a werewolf.

Cursed. Bonus, you might see Christina Ricci as a wolf.

Give me the Conjuring. I got smoke for Annabelle and The Nun!

Does the current state of thing in the US count?

Smile, because I’m too relaxed and chill. I would be fine because I just wouldn’t freak out at all.

Black women are already surviving in the scariest timeline. Is their really any horror universes yall couldnt survive?? But I need to run that fade with little leprechaun

Jaws, because why am I intruding in his house, I don't need to do that 🦈

'World' means the parameters of the movie, not Perth or Patagonia. I feel like summer at Hill House (The Haunting 1963) would be really nice and exciting and much nothing actually happens unless you're a repressed lesbian psychic.

This was my thought as well. Super-scary movie, but I’d love to live in that house. Not really much spookier than my life right now, tbh.

'Nobody will come any nearer than that, in the night; in the dark.' 'What if I text them?' 'There's no wifi at Hill House.' 'Omg this place is the best.'

this was my thought too, it's a beautiful house

Ugly but plushy and very comfortable, and Mrs Dudley serving excellent food off Palissy china but don't scream in the night, nobody will hear you; no one will come.

The sixth sense. A psychiatrist somewhere was murdered by one of his patients? That's real sad, give me my money

Spoilers, jeez

Rosebud is his sled

Bruce Willis, I mean

Wait, Bruce Willis is a sled?

And Keyser Soze is his father. Wait a minute...

The Thing (1982). It's stuck in Antarctica so I'm safe

Rescue teams?

Yeah. The Thing is probably one of the worst options. The video game involves someone trying to spread it, and the canceled second game plot implied that they partially succeeded.

The horror movie that the majority of people would survive without much issue is Predator … Yautja seek out peak prey that gives them some form of challenge and by definition the majority of us don’t qualify for that. We would be background characters at best. (Alt text added)

I'm a-spec. I'll take "It Follows" 😆 🖤🩶🤍💜

Legit

Day after Tomorrow for me. I miss -40 winters.

A lot of people’s choice for this challenge is to choose a location based horror and then stay away from that location … but … if a setting has one haunted house … it likey has haunted houses … if it has one malevolent, ancient, trans-dimensional entity … it likely has many such entities …

The challenge states “what movie would you pick” not “what movie would you pick and where would you choose to live in it and with what resources” I mean … you could say “I would live in a bunker on an island” in a “A quiet place” and then the movie starts and you are not in a bunker on an island.

The “smart person” going: ‘The Thing, but I’d not be on the arctic’ suddenly finds the thing can leave the artic base just fine and within a year BE at their town even if it’s some spot around the equator. Or it’s a remake that lands it at *YOUR* little town.

Exactly …

That might depend on something things like I think if it’s such a common thing it’s almost like more dark fantasy than horror. Maybe that’s an interesting dividing line. Because typically in whore, there’s some surprise as in people finding themselves in a situation against things

They have no comprehension or experience of

I choose... Steven kings "it". All you have to do is steer clear of Maine and you're perfectly safe. Literally, I can't even tell whether or not I'm already in that movies universe, because, I'm not in Maine currently.

It can summon people and has some form of telepathy.

It doesn't give a shit about people who never been to Maine. It also doesn't care about adults much, as long as they leave it alone.

Could also pick movies like "The Conjuring." Just don't go in those houses, and you'll probably be fine.

I assume an unstated implication of any location based horror movie hypothetical is that events would conspire to bring you to a horror setting … A setting with a haunted house likely has haunted houses . If I was knowingly in such a setting I might attempt to camp for a year.

Although I agree Jaws would be easiest, I also think I personally would probably do okay in Silence of the Lambs. I'm too small to be of interest to Buffalo Bill and too polite to piss off Lecter. He probably wouldn't notice me in the least except possibly to get him some books.

Genuine Question … Is Lecter “attracted” to rude people?

I think it's in Hannibal where in a conversation between Clarisse and Barney the orderly from where Lecter was incarcerated during Silence of the Lambs that one of them remarks that he said that whenever possible he prefers to eat "free range rude."

Interesting … it is rather easy to be more polite than the background environment of options.

Or people whom it's otherwise a public service of sorts to remove, like a bad member of an orchestra. Otherwise I can't think of any of his victims who weren't in some way a threat to him. I didn't watch the series, though.

I mean, to survive in Halloween universe you pretty much just need to stay away from small town Illinois and anyone named Strode, right?

30 Days of Night, because I dont live in alaska, and the night around here during winter have a normal lenght. Of course I would probably avoid going out during the night to be safe in case there are also other rogue vampires around

don’t even care that much whether i survive or not, would be pretty rad to spend a year in space with a murderous leprechaun

Stephen King's Sleepwalkers. Me and cat army.

I'll go with Sinister cause the main ghoul in that was affecting children only and I have none!

That's awesome Elm Street so I can fix Freddy

Halloween 3. Pay me.

Misery. Because writing books in bed all day while a rabid fan cheers me on and brings me snacks sounds OK to me.

That would be even easier for me. I’m not a famous author.

Hellraiser. The Cenobites would be chill. Might even get some free gender affirming surgery.

Jaws & I just don't go near the ocean for a year.

Then one day you get on a plane

Nope, planes go near ocean. Avoiding the ocean, for a year. Also lakes. :)

you would certainly never meet your fate on a road you took to avoid it 😜

Is the shark on land w/ me now? Are you thinking of that 9-1-1 episode?

Good answer. With my luck I'd accidentally end up in an old episode of Saturday Night Live instead.

Id go with poltergeist. I don’t eat meat so no worms plus I lived in a haunted house but my roommate smoked crack and I swear that ghost packed its bags after the first party at the house when they put the fridge on it’s side so they could gamble dice and someone used the microwave to make rocks 😂

28 Days Later because I'm not a Briton

The Exorcist. Someone else’s kid being possessed isn’t any threat to me.

I think I’ll go with The Stand.

We already have experience from COVID!

Me too

Teeth.

Them. Giant ants are cool and easy to kill.

The White House

Pet Semetery....I just wouldn't bury any people there.

Jaws. 💅🏾

I’d be no where near that damn water somewhere counting my money 😭

IT FOLLOWS. Dry for a year, set for life.

I mean if you don't go to Crystal Lake living in that world is fine.

Friday the 13th. Pretty much all you have to do is not go to one summer camp for a year

Haven't like twenty or thirty people died at that camp? No thanks.

Hellraiser, just dont play with the lament configuration

likewise: Gilmore Girls (a profoundly distressing horror series) would be delightful as long as you ignore their family and the town council

I’m glad to see another person with correct opinions on Gilmore girls.

We are in a horror movie now just without the ten million

Day of the Triffids. Bottle of Roundup, no problem.

You would be blind like 99% of the humans (at first)

The Purge, but on a leap year, so I'm there for 365 days, and The Purge happens on day 366

not so fast, it says a whole year so if it's a leap year you have to do the full 366 days

Bravo. That is the actual best answer. Loophole right into easy money. Fucking commendable work.

Or, you know. Don't live in America.

It's been fifty years. When do I get my money?

I think I could be friends with the Babadook.

Teeth. You're perfectly fine if you're not a creep.

Anything in the woods and forests. Preferably some chainsaw guy because you can hear them coming a mile off. I got Girl Scout skills. You can keep those haunted houses!

Something by Jean Rollin. $10 million dollars and I get to be murdered by Brigitte Lahaie.

Last House on the Left…and I just don’t assault/murder my neighbors daughter….

Candyman. Just don’t say the name in the mirror

Many are survivable by not having one's own fatal flaws. NOT including those survivable by avoiding a place/thing, as that's too easy: Pearl: Be nice to Pearl. Bodies Bodies Bodies: Don't be an asshole. Hellbender: Yay witches! Becky: Help her obliterate neo Nazis. The Substance: Yes please.

Does Young Frankenstein count?

Texas chainsaw Massacre because I can easily avoid texas.

Annihilation I would love to explore the Shimmer.

It Follows, and I'd tour the world for a year

Friday the 13th. I'll just stay away from Crystal Lake. There are lots of other lakes to go to.

Shivers (1975): an STD parasite makes infected people super horny. Either I go into a remote and hidden location for a year or maybe I get infected and spend a year in a worldwide sex-orgy. (OTOH the infection can be rapey sometimes, not everyone is willing to have sex with random horny strangers)

Nightmare on Elm Street. I do not live in Springwood. And I am 38, well outside of Freddie’s Preferred target. Easy $10 Million.

alien. but not the new alien earth show. and im just chilling on earth with the xenomorphs far away from me

or like any movie where a killer stalks a group of people in an isolated location. but everyone else in the world is just living their lives like normal

I'd live in the Alien universe. Because I'm to damn broke to go to space, so all I'd have to do is work on a Weyland-Yutani mining colony for a year. Uhhh, on second thought, maybe I'll take my chances in the Poltergeist universe.

The Descent. Just stay in the cabin and work on that novel!!

“hey do you want to go spelunking pleeeeeease” nope! have fun

My claustraphobia would save me.

same here! like, yes i am insatiably curious, but i am also 1. smart 2. claustrophobic

Friday the 13th. Jason never comes to Canada!

*calls Hollywood* I have movie I want to pitch*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0G...

The Others or The Innocents

Children of the Corn. I don't even know where that place is and rarely drive far.

It Follows - spend a year traveling the world sightseeing

Probably The Ring. I don't watch 99% of the videos my friends send me now, what's one more?

Hellraiser. I just ain't going to play with that puzzle box. Easy win.

Event Horizon. My ass is staying on Earth. Thank you for the money.

Scream? Shit, my friends and I would just end up playing videogames. Who's getting vindictive?

Tucker & Dale vs Evil I would have seen Jangers the dog and immediately befriended the right people lol

We are living trough a really badly written horror movie already.

I’ll take $10 million and a year long vacation from the decline of western capitalism anywhere honestly, don’t care

The Purge! You survive 24 hours in America with 10% more violence and you’re home free

The Substance. It might not have worked out for Demi, but I'm pretty sure an extra day or two here or there won't affect me.

I pretend to be Stephen Root

Assumeing Friday the 13th is Jason only and not Freddy/Evil Dead..... Friday the 13th. Just keep the fuck away from Crystal Lake.

It Follows and all I would have to do is abstain for a year

Halloween. Just gotta hunker down for one night of the year.

😂

I’d be one of the guests leaving the Overlook hotel at the beginning.

It Follows Just move to an Island or travel across the globe.

It's slow, not stupid. It can board a plane or a train or whatever and follow you around. Also, if you board a plane or boat or train and it manages to get aboard at the same time, it's game over for you.

In the actual film, it never got on board a car so I'm just following the rules set up by the film.

No problem at all. It'd be Carrie. I'd be her best friend and encourage her to fu(k up all my enemies so we can be rich and happy. Margaritas by the pool happy. 🍹🍸🧉🥂

Get Out because I’d just be the neighbour who stays home and minds their own fucking business.

I might go Jaws. I just have to stay out of the ocean and I never liked swimming anyway.

I mean, if I pick Scream then I’m good to go cause I’ll just be some rando in town the whole time.

Hellraiser. Just stay away from the Lament Configuration and I'll be fine.

Probably Saw cause idk if the dude that makes those traps would come after me specifically.

It Follows. Getting $10 million to just masturbate for a whole year is very doable.

Jaws obviously. Just don't go in the water.

I only saw the first 2 Scream movies, so I don't know if the killer was more imposing in the later movies, but Skeet Ulrich and Laurie Metcalf would get fucked up coming after me.

oh you have to go back & finish them! but every iteration of ghostface has had hands and feet put on them lmao

Chucky/Child's Play, easy. Serial killers? Sure, but at least they love their weird queer child.

Every quote of this I’ve seen is some dumbass “X but I just wouldn’t go there” shit. That’s the whole point of this exercise!

um Frankenstein just... be nice to Frankenstein

Alien cuz I'll take my chances to meet Ripley lol. 🫶

Jason Voorhees is pretty damn easy to avoid in your day to day life.

I dunno. He went to NYC and Space.

Manhattan was a great reminder that if you can't avoid Jason, you just need some simple urban sewage to defeat him. No sympathy for the crew of the Grendel. Brought that on themselves!

Not having sex in the woods doubles your Jason survival rate for sure

Also you can have sex in the woods anywhere except that one camp and you'll be fine.

I'm trying to remember that one horror movie, a meta-type story, where it's learned that a lady removing her shirt, even with her bra on, causes the slasher to manifest nearby, in line of sight of you.

Dawn of the Dead. I'll lock down that Mall and settle in.

You're crazy They find a way in!

The Haunting of Hill House (1963)

Any of the lone killer ones. Michael Myers... don't go to his town. Jason. Don't go to Crystal Lake. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Don't go to Texas. Poltergeist. Don't disrespect Native lands. Check check check chdck and check please. Thank you! 🙂

Friday the 13th. I will simply go a year without visiting a campground, Manhattan, or space.

Don't forget any chartered boats. He doesn't *always* travel by walking out of frame and teleporting.

It Follows....

Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein

Noooo I would be terrified to disappoint the most wholesome of cinema families!!!

Hold up, *most* horror movies are “the world is totally fine, except this one guy.” 😆

The Friday the 13th universe is fine if you avoid Camp Crystal Lake, right?

Have you never seen Jason Takes Manhattan? 🌃

Fair, but it's still just one guy. statistically speaking, New Yorkers are more likely to be hit by a car than slashed by Jason.

More like have their head punched off by Jason lmao

Yeah. He mostly took Vancouver. So Manhattan was pretty safe, really!

Then you aren’t really in the movie, are you?

OP didn't say in the movie, they said in the movie's world. There are presumably billions of people offscreen not getting murdered.

Same with Nightmare On Elm Street and every other movie 😆

Or worst case scenario you have to avoid a specific country

Jason moves around a little, but your odds of bumping into the one immortal revenant serial killer in the world are still pretty slim.

Well, prolly not the ONLY immortal revenant serial killer, but yeah haha

The Shining. Because my Black ass would never set foot on the property of the Overlook hotel. Now that little demon doll might have me on the ropes😨

White privilege is being able to confidently answer this with "Get Out".

Oh my god, underrated reply

Got about three decades in I Saw the TV Glow🌜

Cujo. I can navigate my way through the early 80s effortlessly plus big dog. I can fix him.

Hellraiser. I don't do puzzle boxes.

Any one of them. Their world is about the same size, so avoiding one random psychopath shouldn't be really any different than the one I'm in. Plus I've got money for Panera.

The original Stepford Wives... I have lived in that part of CT already.

Trick r Treat. I have a high level of respect for Halloween so me and Sam would be totally chill

Yesss

I would be DELIGHTED to meet the [spoilers] gang of girls!!!

The Ring. what the fuck is a "VCR"

You think that ghost won't adapt to the times? Click the wrong link, and BOOM! You got RingRolled

LOL !! Write this legacy sequel right now. 😅

Still an easy win. Just go post the video on TruthSocial to pass it along and save yourself.

The Ring is such a good allegory for people who feel compelled to share X posts on Bluesky: "this shit is horrible, better share it"

By Molly Ringwald!

In the SCP universe that'd definitely happen.

I’m now imagining the Never Gonna Give You Up Music video except it’s Samara dancing in front of black and white grainy footage.

People really need to read The Ring sequels. It does not stay in the VCR. It's a world ending curse for which there will be no survivors.

I'm an Australian so... most horror movies just end up giving me money through geographical irrelevance.

I'm saying Halloween. You know when he's coming, so go on vacation October 30th.

Halloween is easy mode, yeah. If you see someone who looks kinda like Jamie Lee Curtis just be literally anywhere else during the month of October and you're good

If I met a lady who looked like Jamie Lee Curtis I'd be smitten.

Well sure! But if that person's name is Laurie Strode and she gets real antsy the closer you get to trick-or-treat-times, probably best to get out of there

Could I like chill in Key West during the shining? Just not head back to CO like poor Scatman?

Mama (2013). Mama I literally just will notice little different as that only affects that specific family.

Ernest Scared Stupid

Jaws. What’s he gonna do, jump out the ocean and get me?

Oh, I dunno. Gimme a mask -- any mask really -- and an assortment of sharp implements, and I'll be at home anywhere. Oh: you thought I'd wait for the horror to come to *me*? 😂🤣👹

Any movie where the antagonist only kills children.

Can I live inside the horror world as the horror?

Just live in Frankenstein’s world and avoid the doctor and monster, you’re good to go.

Easy - as above, so below bc why the fuck am I exploring the catacombs at night with a team of academics and no weapons. Another - paranormal activity bc of my man started antagonizing a ghost, I’d leave him with a quickness

assuming im british 28 days later that would be cool

It says Horror right there in the title.

probably Carrie and just not go to the prom

Carrie also fucked up the entire town after she was done with prom. Tho if you stay home and didn’t bully her you might get away with just having the power go out for a while if lucky.

The problem with this strategy is that I'm pretty sure Carrie is part of the whole Dark Tower setting along with the majority of King's writing, which is an absolute turbofucked hellhole

Hellraiser, because I'd leave that little box alone and they'd leave me alone

youtu.be/olEbwhWDYwM?...

You leave me be Cenobites!

They just have so many delights to show you! Wholesome, really

Such sights and so many delights

If ever there was an object to go on the Do Not Touch trinket shelf... 😬

It Follows, that’s a very easy problem to avoid and then solve

Woman of the Hour. As a man, I'm just vibing in 1978.

Five nights at Freddy's (2023). Avoid Utah.

Purge. Why, it only happens for a few days, I'm hella creative, and a full on honeybadger.

Blair witch project. Fuck those kids. Who wants souvenir sticks?

Freaks

Not sure which movie this is all from, but.. Where's my $10 million at?

"Thinner" then I could skip my ozempic win-win.

Texas chainsaw massacre. That inbred fuck ain't making it across the Mississippi River so he sure as hell can't reach me in Jersey.

Wait, aren’t we doing that living in the United States right now? That’s the worst horror story that I’ve ever come across.

Honestly, can't blame people for saying "just avoid X" when the OP didn't say "must live in X." Air Bud Rule.

Event Horizon. I'd be on that ship having a depraved old time with the crew.

It Follows I can not have sex for a year And if I can't (?!) I can fly across the globe and wait it out as It tries to walk across the Pacific

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Stay your ass home and there's no problem.