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This is so sickening. All the ignorant mother fkers that voted for him need a brain transplant ala Muskoid. Or a lobotomy maybe they already had one. 😡

It smells like Trump's rancid Jock Strap and that's just the Women's fragrance!

Profiting off the Presidency. Geez. Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm!

Stop sharing this, even as rage bate, bc the more hits he gets, the more money he makes. Goddamn will we never learn how to shun.

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Oh! The scent of dirty ass crack and sweaty nut sack in an aerosol! Made from a mixture 100% tRump ass juice wrung from his soggy shit filled diaper! Nut sack sweat harvested from the chins of the republican congress! Blended together, so my maga's can smell like their master

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Everyone says trump smells awful, for him to be flogging a perfume brand is pretty much on point for his magas

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WOW! This guy will stoop ever lower. Can you imaging having a hot date with someone bragging about his/her new scent? Unbelievable! Surprising it doesn't come with a work visa as well.

Smells like his diaper.

Does it smell like ass?

Smells like Von Schitzenpants 🤮

I would never buy anything with the Trump name on it. Never mind a statue of him. They’re just a bunch of grifters

Trump “fragrances” were invented to cover up the stench of trump shit in depends/diapers. A long known problem, result of his boofing drugs. He smells like a sewer nothing can help that.

who would have thought someone could create something more repulsive to women than the GOP and Axe body spray. trump managed to marry the two.

Nah, I can just wipe piss filled diapers behind my ears. Thanks tho.

The only,ONLY solace is that no matter what, he’s a scared, lonely and worthless little boy inside and NOTHING WILL EVER FILL THAT VOID FOR HIM.

barf

WTF! How is this acceptable? Wake Up!

Con man grifter.

Why would anyone want to smell like piss and self hate?

Wherever you are --- Moscow. Libya, Greenland, Mars --- you can smell it from there.

Any bets that it's just Canoe-by-Dana that they bought in mass quantities from CVS & Walgreens?

It smells of banana bread and poo.

It probably smells like he needs a diaper change!

They probably smell like elephant 💩.

You mean - Big BUTT-FUCK Bill - substack.com/@empressstar... Wall Street needs to wise up - Trump tanked Several Casinos by saddling them with his PERSONAL DEBT. ADDed almost 25% of what is now FEDERAL debt - last term. --- HAS $5 TRILLION increase built in to this bill!! #money #business #jesus

Look at the “retruths” “likes”……🧌🤣🤣🤣

This is ridiculous

The grift just keeps on going.

Mine smells like adult diapers with a hint of tiny mushroom.

So stupid

For everyone who has ever wanted to smell like an adult diaper but didn't want the dumpy old man ass that goes with it

From multiple sources who’ve worked closely with Trump,he often stinks: either passing gas, soiled Depends,or a musky stale odor emanating from his suits. Buying perfume from him would be like expecting a gourmet meal from McDonald’s. Oh, wait…he serves those at WH dinners too! What a schmuck!

Have no class, smell like ass!

I’m sure it smells like 💩 💩

What.A.Fucking.Joke. Bet it smells like diarrhea.

Alligator Alcatraz has merch!!!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Calvin Klein’s ‘Regret.’

Does it smell like him?

This is a seriously Make You Heave product!

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He wants to show us how he can even bottle up fascism and sell it to us as he builds concentration camps with our money.

While I make your lives even more miserable, be sure to give every last dime of yours so I can live like a king! HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!

I assume they smell like farts?

so cringe...old ugly dude selling shitty cheap perfumes. Cringe cringe cringe 😱🤢😂He's a walking embarrassment. Anyone buying it is an embarrassment

I’d rather smell like cabbage youtu.be/CuU9DjeLESY?...

TRUE

He knows he actually lost both times and can’t get over it.

I farted while in line at the grocery store. Silent but deadly. The blond lady with silicone injected lips behind me asked if I was wearing Victory 45.

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Who would want to smell like SHIT??

This guy?…

I don’t understand a president peddling perfume. Trashy.

Just ignore any laws or norms that may apply. The old system is dead

Distilled from its shit filed diapers!

I can already smell the putrid scent of this cologne in my apartment. The few men who actually buy it will be called out for their 45-47 foul odor as they wear this funk.

you got yours, huh mac...

Smell like trump bad breath, sweat, urine, and shit in his diaper. He is a vicious vicious ugly smelly soulless very low IQ and old man.

So it smells like shit, syphillis, and stupidity…. Right?

And Stetson.

if only

I'll bet it smells like one of those silent but deadly farts.

I don’t understand why people haven’t tried to fuck him harder using the foreign and domestic emoluments clause. He literally operates the White House like the home shopping channel.

Another GRIFT from the G. I. F. (GREEDY INHUMANE FUCKER)

What the actual fuck…

Gives me meaning to Eau de Toilette.

Smells like inbreeders 💩🕳️

So fucking embarrassing

Tell your legislators resist.bot/petitions/PC...

So, do the legislators spray it on their diapers or Trumps diapers.

Please tell me this is a joke.

No one wants shitty Diaper Don scented cologne made in China I'm sure! 🤢🤮 Sick ass grifter! He said it smells like him so it definitely smells like shitty diapers!

Nothing, nothing will cover up, erase, or fix the trump ‘stank.’ His stank is eternal.

Testing....testing....testing....NO LAWS BEING ENFORCED YET? He won't stop. That's why we have LAWS. We stop criminals in CRIMINAL COURTS OF LAW, NOT IN LAWMAKING CONGRESS! They can't even do that 1 job? They DON'T DECIDE who gets arrested & prosecuted! Congress MAKES LAW, not ENFORCEMENT

They smell like a used diaper, the smell of the Orange Jesus

The Dictator gets RICHER while deliberately MURDERING AMERICANS.

Can anyone tell me the reasoning this isn't violating the emoluments clause?

Eau de Dirtydiaper.

smells like

Eau de Trump 💩

A cologne that smells like ass, no thanks…

Um, don't he stank? I remember the media saying that he has funky gross body oder. Why would anyone trust his nose? We can't even trust him as president... o_O

It puts the lotion on its skin

Maybe if you all spent as much time calling and texting your government representatives as you all do endlessly posting on social media change would occur....but nooo you mericans are exceptional, God will come and wipe out the trump plague ....sheesh

We do. Just because we come here to vent, and reaffirm that we really aren't alone, doesn't mean that's all we do.

Who knew they could perfectly match the constant flatulence from part-time president poopy-pants' most reliable orifice?

Wonder what country that is made in

what a low life

trump fragrance: the smell of death 🤮

Who wants to smell like a piss soaked despot?!

"Eau de Regret"

Hard to believe anyone would buy this.

Eu de outhouse

Cover yourself with the stench of what it means to be Republican and heartless.

Garbage dumps everywhere already smell like this.

When you want to smell like a diaper wearer rapist

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I need to smell these so I have one more sense at my disposal to immediately write people off in public

Yes, this will replace the red hat.

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Who doesn’t want to smell like Trump?😂

the cologne smells like "eau de toilet" already. The smell of cheap and betrayal. So, not really good to mask the smell of that shit bill.

Trump cologne aromatics Top notes: Incontinence Middle notes: Talcum powder Base notes: Souled man-diaper & rotting meat

Sadly for Skunkbutt Dump, even an entire bottle won’t hide his malodorous gift to any human within 10 feet of his dirty Depends.

I just want to know why there is gold figurine of a physically fit man on the bottle.

Now anyone can smell like a con man in a dirty diaper and a slut who doesn't care about anyone except herself.

This gonna require a whole lotta Lysol to clean up. Invest in disinfectant supplies stocks now, and get the mops and brooms ready

Why are they so weird

The smell of ass and flop sweat!

Fuck 47

The men's version was engineered to smell just like Trump with a full diaper.

Damn lies. The biggest tax cuts in history are coming for low and middle income. READ THE BILL.

It's hard to believe that people like you can actually function with so few neurons!

Your candy must have been dosed with hallucinogens.

So gross.

He just keeps demeaning the Oval Office. A true con man. We keep slipping farther and farther into the Twilight Zone.

Aside from the tackiness and grift, he’s also claiming he’s in his third term.

… and the stench of our dead rotting carcasses…

10 years ago me, never would have believed this was real and not a joke. We're living in an upsidedown world.

I know. It’s the onion.

Which is ironically what the cologne smells like🙄

I want to say a bad word but I won’t . This is what the US government has become ? It’s just beyond sad . The world hates him . Except Russia.

It won't stop until he's 6' under his golf course.

#Dump’s the kind of con artist that would hawk knock off versions of his own shit…

45-47=-2 Less than zero. Not original-someone else pointed it out first, but it bears repeating.

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That bottle design, they made his ass about 10x too small

He is such a disgraceful, shameless bastard.

Help me understand: The President gets a salary. Money from merch purchased during his presidency should come back to we the people and the programs we support. Did I miss the congressional or supreme court session that gave the ok for he and his family to prostitute themselves for personal gain.

Trump opted out of a salary. I say it's bcuz there would be no way to write off the taxes

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I bet it smells like full diapers and ketchup

Smells like hypocrisy

trump can stick his fragrances up his ass, it’s probably where the odor emanates anyway.

I wonder where that crap is made.

As Skater Dude said: It smells like fascism.

Since a bunch of people in this country eat whatever shit Trump dishes up, he should make a cologne based on his Depends diapers. They will swear it smells like roses.

Cheap and gaudy white trailer park trash….

Get the stink out.

It probably smells like his dirty diaper and catheter bag.

FUCK TRUMP!!

Fucking snake oil salesman.

FUCK YOURSELF. TRUMP!

And with every order of 20 bottles I will add a used Don Diaper to help you decide on ordering more.

It probably smells like flop sweat and summer butt crack.

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Did he really post this? Do these fragrances actually exist? Are people that stupid to buy them? What reality is this?

Omg, he’s bottling shit.

Surely it would smell light shit?

I remember when Jimmy Carter’s brother put his name on beer and it was treated like a national scandal 😵‍💫

Smells like Trumps Ass Crack .

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Does it smell like pee? I bet it smell like pee.

What total bullshit.

Has anyone tried soaking tRump in a tub of that stuff ??

It must smell like his adult diapers pee-u plus a particular sulfurous smell…lovely overtones of his hamburder and coke, a little sweet smell of chocolate cake

Smells like freedom... dead and rotting in a ditch.

Gross.

F*** that! I have plenty of disinfectant spray and air disinfectant that can handle that! I would never give this POS one red cent, and anybody that does is out of their f****** mind!

Does it come in “Ode to Full Diaper toilet water@? Or “Mango Armpit Surprise” and oh “Catheter Cache Spritz@?

Smells like corruption.

Buy it today for that after TACO smell!

Nothing is strong enough to mask that stench.

No, thanks. I'm a healthcare worker. I already know what death and shit smell like.

I would love to see a gator rip her extensions, then we could have a photo op laughing.

It also cures any disease or medical condition that you have.

Needs $$$ for all lawsuits he owes!

So vile and self centered

Making his stanky, cheap cologne even more ridiculous than Booty Sweat Energy Drink and Bust-A-Nut Protein Bars...

trump is soooo dumb he doesn't know that 45-47 means 45, 46 and 47. The hats should show 45,47. Middle school kids know this.

To be fair, that figure on the top looks more like Biden than trump anyway.

What an asshole...so we have to wait 1.5 years for a change with this asshole?