Listen I’m sure he just fell asleep in a sunbeam somewhere dreaming of inhuman deportation techniques, or accidentally glued himself to one of his golden toilets with his own orange clown makeup, but we can all have a little happy hope in our hearts it ends up being something else, can’t we?
RFK goofed in one of his experiments and put Trump in a coma but he’ll hopefully not get better soon
It’s kinda like buying a lottery ticket. You know you won’t win, but you get a day’s worth of hope for a couple bucks. .
I know I am! 😁
...or falls out of the golf cart and face plants in the sand trap...
If not today, soon. And look, Amazon has a celebration kit for under $30! www.amazon.com/Jenaai-Colla...
I think the getting-a-pacemaker theory is probably correct. Or some other brief medical tune up to delay the inevitable. But I still might pop out to the liquor store 🍾
Sigh, only to find out it was a secret love tryst with Putin.
Listen… double fisting is hard on the cankles. bsky.app/profile/atru...
I say we just insist we haven’t seen him from here on out. That the week before Labor Day was the last time he was ever seen.
Sadly there is a picture of him this morning with two of his grandchildren heading out to play golf.
Just Dance Vance is just as bad and just as dumb 😒
He’s just as evil, but he’s not as dumb.
He said WW2 ended with negotiations. That’s extremely dumb. Not the first stupid thing he’s said.
I totally agree - he says blatantly incorrect things constantly (exclusively?) . But he doesn’t personally believe them, or say them without an evil purpose being served.
He “went to live on a farm…”
A nice underage brothel upstate where all the child sex slaves look like his daughter.
Harsh but fair.
Lots of pizza was ordered in DC. Hopefully we're not bombing someone. But, more hopefully...
Yes, we can!!!!
I just hope AI technology hasn’t advanced to the point that we’re already seeing daily news on his *image* while his carcass is already rotting in a hole. Yeah, sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it would be like the fascists to deprive us of the good news about his demise! 😒
Dude is probably wandering around the roof again howling about nuclear weapons or something.
I dunno if you've ever stood up from a leather couch on a hot summer day, but I just wanna wish upon you minor inconveniences in return for the glued to a toilet image
If nothing else, we're just pregaming for an event that is guaranteed to happen sooner or later.
At some point, it will be true. 🌈🕯️🙏🏻📿.
It's just nice to think about in this Schrodinger phase... No harm in thinkin'. ...yep, nice to think about.
My favorite framing so far! The Schrödinger president.
Reading all these posts about it is so uplifting!
Exactly!! 😌
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