PLEASE @shademar.bsky.social TELL US EXPLICITLY WHY!! We are so thirsty for insider knowledge 😭

Diarrhea

This is it. My cousin is high up and says so.

One of the leading causes of childhood mortality worldwide is enteric illnesses aka diarrhea. Nobody can tell me trump isnt a child.

You can't spell that without "die."

I’m assuming because President Dipshit huffed a bunch of Covid and almost died

Boring explanation (someone tell the person who's all...an internet person. Jee-bus) Presidential or other very high level motorcade heading to the facility we now call 'Walter Reed,' locally called 'Navy' for either anything medical related, routine included, or to use the helipad.

I also heard these are routine entrance closures for a holiday weekend

High level officials going to the facility currently known as 'Walter Reed,' colloquially known as 'Navy' for either any sort of routine medical checkup or to use one of the AF1 chopper pads. Road gets shut down for the motorcade. Actually super normal, but only one official warrants it.