Everyone jumping on this, saying they're over complicating, all we want is cool vampire slaying, how many will be on here complaining if a film comes out and that's all it is Me, I want Blade to be the sequel to Sinners, it's all set up perfectly...
Everyone jumping on this, saying they're over complicating, all we want is cool vampire slaying, how many will be on here complaining if a film comes out and that's all it is Me, I want Blade to be the sequel to Sinners, it's all set up perfectly...
Why not Kevin
I’d argue that putting on leather and killing vampires was one of the things that made Blade an icon of the “early superhero” movie But if we are getting something more in game
Did they REALLY think they had to overthink "cool guy kills vampires" that much?
We need quips and "That happened!" and "He is right behind me, isn't he".
"They fly now?!"
The "He is right behind me, isn't he?" troupe really is starting to get very old huh? I feel like every year some movie keeps doing it.
Semi-related but reading all of this in this kinda style of drawing, reminds me a lot of the graffiti in the Left 4 Dead games.
It was from the writers room of some series I didn’t recall the name of.
Workaholics
Also, I feel there are just 10 songs repeated in every movie. "Thunderstruck", "Je ne regrette rien", "Welcome to the Jungle", "Take on Me" should be forbidden in movies.
They *fly* now?!?
That’s… that’s literally all you need to do for Blade. He is a vampire hunter, he hunts and kills vampires.
Perhaps in a corduroy outfit this time?
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
Okay you win Twitter today
This is going to be worse than New Mutants isnt it
They...didn't want that?
big Jon Peters "I don't want to see him fly or in the suit" energy
Man. I don’t want a modern retelling where they change up the character. Just give me cool dude murdering monsters. That’s all I want. That’s all we want.
Cool, but counterpoint: you *COULD* of made a movie that's just him in a leather suit killing vampires and it totally would of still made a billion dollars
The way I would have been in the cinema five nights a week to see this
“We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires” These are literally the only things I know about Blade.
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill
came here hoping for this one, thank you
I'm really surprised I got there first
do the thing they did to matrix 4 but to blade 4 see bill hader blade would be tight
"we didn't just want the character to dot he shit he is exclusively known for and why he's so fucking cool!"
That the point of him a DAYWALKING VAMPIRE HUNTER
instead he sits at a desk in a button down and jeans sending drones to do the killing via a spreadsheet on his desktop windows computer while he sips coffee out of a mug that says #1 blade then goes home and plays blade office simulator until 3am
...Would it be wrong to want that as a What If? scenario?
That's what I'm there for, though.
It's really not a tough movie to write.
I fear that Mahershala Ali is going to have to put in the performance of a lifetime to stop this movie from being ass.
“Cottonmouth, but with fangs.” Yeah, that tracks.
how goddamn hard is it to make a cool action movie with vampires
Not everything has to be an insane scale huge franchise with lore and connections to everything else. Just make a movie where daywalker kills vampires. Done.
If X-Men gets delayed it's because he didn't want to have a guy with optic beams fire optic beams at Giant robots.
Feige not getting why Blade was good says everything about why Marvel went awry. The original is lean and propulsive like a Carpenter film.
Feige always trying to ice skate uphill.
WHY
Kevin Feige needs to go away tbh
But....that's the thing we like about Blade.
It's not that complicated, not a very movie has to be a team or event theme. Have blade just kill some vamps 👏😂
This feels very "we're gonna fix the character". When there doesn't need to be any fixing. Hopefully I'm wrong
At this rate the line from DP&W is going to be immortalized. “There’s only been one Blade. There’s only ever gonna be one Blade.”
This is the kind of thinking that ruined the Star Wars sequel trilogy, Game of Thrones, some of the new Star Trek movies, etc. Maybe less trying to outsmart ‘fan service’ and you know, make the movies people want to see.
"We also wanted him to have an adorable but vicious vampiric dog as a companion."
...I would actually like that. I love dogs, people like dogs...what is wrong with dogs? Them being silly? We ain't making an A24 joint!
But….but that’s what we want 😭
It feels safe at this point to assume the movie is going to... SUCK ... I'll leave
Yeah Kev, what did make the Westley Snipes movies so cool? Just rip off Vampire - The Masquerade again and be done with it. Let's not overthink this.
that's absolutely what you should do with BLADE what the fuck were they trying to doooooooo
My guess? Do a retro Blaxploitation version.
Oh man. A bunch of Period Blades. Same story, but Victorian, Flapper, WWII, 1950s, 1970s. It would be so good.
oh my GOD a Blade movie inspired by Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song would be mind-blowing
Blade’s roots are very much in the 1970s.
Exactly!!
Well, apparently one of the attempts at Blade supplied a warehouse full of 1930s clothing to Ryan Coogler and Sinners which ended up being what the background extras wore:
So at least something good came out of this debacle.
“We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires” Here's the issue, Feige: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!
that's literally all we want. that was want the original was. that's what we want again.
K-Kevin. That's literally what people want
Um, dude, that’s what we like about Blade. Just get on with it!
Why do so many people insist on making movies they hate? "We looked at the things people like about this franchise, but those things are stupid, so we're going to make a different movie with the same characters instead." My guy, just make a movie about something else!
We didn’t just want Tony Stark to build his armor on a cave with a box of scrapes
Fiege: The Anti-Gunn
They totally going to Surf Dracula the story, I know it.
If Batman can do it, so can Blade.
Why? It's the easiest thing you could do and people would love it because it fits the character you're trying to make a movie of.
"We didn't just want him to put on an Iron Man Suit and start kicking ass." - That's what you sound like, dude.
Oh good. Another origin story where he won’t actively be Blade until the last 25 minutes. Bet there will be an awesome post-credit scene though
Bloodbath
They should just give James Wan a pile of money and let him have an R rating. The ONLY way a modern Blade is going to set itself apart from Wesley Snipes is being a legit horror film.
Wesley Snipes was right. There will ever be only one Blade.
The story will begin with the ships coming to America.
And I'm not being sarcastic with the slavery subject, a great movie already show us how horrific that was: Amistad. But the Marvel and DC brains just can't make a story if not from the earliest beginning! I just watched/loved K-Pop Demon Hunters, they spent 3 minutes in the lore and it was enough!
WHAT KIND OF MOVIE HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THEN?!
It's not gods damned Citizen Cain. He puts on leather and kills vampires and looks cool doing it.
Blade is a series of stories about a really cool guy in leather killing vampires. Let's not overthink this
Sinners made them rethink lmao
Truly this joke is funny no matter what happens
This film jist keeps aging like fine wine
Make Sinners a prequel
“We didn’t [just] want to put a super tight outfit with his underwear over it on him and have him start killing an identical evil version with darker clothes”
leather outfit + killing vampires is literally all i want from a blade movie
THATS WHAT WE WANTED!!!!!
Just do it like the Netflix shows. They were rather lowkey in stakes and barely had any connection to the wider MCU.
So he didn’t want to make a blade movie? lol ok
Talk about overthinking it.
Put him in a denim tux and make him Canadian for all I care. Just start killing some motherfucking vampires.
Has he not watched Blade?
Well then WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
I want you to tell me straight to my face why the bottom shouldn't happen and if you would have wanted the other versions that were the Grift-stapo's constant video Slop for years.
Damn what a quote.
Is Blade even still gonna be a thing? I really hope so