BREAKING: Trump is "fine" and golfing amid health rumors, Trump says ending tariffs will be the downfall of America, Republicans are heckled across the country at town halls, extremists discuss using drones, and more. All the news you missed: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
He’s dead if we say he’s dead. Why should his lies be more powerful than ours? If he can claim 1400% reductions on drug prices and that tariffs aren’t taxes on Americans, surely we can refuse to believe that he actually exists, or is at best a puppeteered flesh eating zombie.
Sorry, I’ve been enjoying these obituaries too much to stop reading them now. “The body of Donald Trump, deceased, was paraded before horrified onlookers at his odious and tacky personal golf course this morning.” There, mainstream media. I fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
Mainstream media: “many Americans currently refuse to believe that Donald Trump is alive or even a real person, and say that nothing he says or does will convince them otherwise.”
Did trump die and was replaced by a Russian clone? 😳
Fine? Trump looks like shit!
'There is growing alarm that U.S. far-right extremists are openly discussing the use of cheap, home-built FPV drones for domestic attacks,' You mean that the new recruits of ICE are going to have drones available?
Trump is “fine”
Who knows, it's his twin.
I have this ready: youtu.be/FXqh2Q-8R-U?...
I literally made myself a Spotify Playlist for the event, starting with 'ding dong the witch is dead', then this song, then a whole bunch of other celebratory songs lol
Oh too bad, I thought he was dead.
Put it in perspective of President Obama wiping away tears when he spoke to the nation about the Sandy Hook Elementary School children in December 2012.
If he really was fine, he’d tell us himself. He’s probably not literally dead, but there’s some major health thing going on. He’s even golfing in a DC course he doesn’t own.
The course around Walter Reed?
Yes but.... "an official says he will be golfing today"..... Will be? Or has he been photo'd actually golfing? I don't think he's dead yet (darn) but even just going to the course ≠ golfing. And several weeks in a row, TFRs (temp flight restric.) have been placed then canceled. He's canceling golf!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bg7Shq/
His father and grandfather covered his debts majority of his life. Cheating thousands. Threatening even more. This is not someone anyone should look to for financial advice. He's so out of touch that he actually thinks tariff costs don't get passed onto customers. Even he would raise his own
prices so he could keep making profit. It's like the average is being forced to pay more than one tariff. Through the Sellers and those across the ocean who sell the businesses products, parts etc. Tariffs going back and forth Not once in our history as a country has tariffs been successful. Never
He may still be alive but his health is very bad. So, he’s not “fine”.
The one thing we should all remember, regardless of party, is how much danger Donald Trump has put the health & safety of all Americans in, while the GOP does nothing but hide in a corner. Vote them all out for decades.
He looks tired, was he at the summit with Putin and Xi carving up the spheres of influence?
Good morning Aaron! Thanks for the update. We shall see what we shall see. He looks awful. Worse than usual.
Trump is an exact example of someone not learning from history or natural consequences. Not only he seems to have missed History 101 but Econ 101, too.
Well FUCK...It sure was a nice distraction while it lasted. Now RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
If he's really "fine" and "golfing" why did they release old photos as proof of life?
Huh. “Fine.” Not “better health than most republicans, better than people half my age, better than some pro golfers even some people say.”? Just. Fine?
Of course he’s golfing
Trump has already destroyed the country and already in downfall
Breaking? Heart breaking.
@realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net bugger!
Where was he Thursday and Friday? What are they not telling us about his health?
Darn.
Only gets up to golf now
Expose the files
fine, FINE WTF?
Where are the pictures then? Pics or it didn’t happen
I say we stay strong with the rumors he’s ill bc it probably makes him have little tantrums. That kind of anger is t good for your heart. Side benefit: it’s a kick to his ego. Added bonus: manifestation works
Alllll of that ~ yes!
Gavin, South Park and US.
Sorry, is he too sick to address cameras directly about how unfair the decision was on tariffs? No gloating about how “alive” he is? Just a quick blurry shuttle to a car? Gonna need better ‘proof of life’ pics. 🥸
Damm. He is not dead yet?
Trump is isolating trading partners due to ridiculous tariffs. Moreover, his policies are so erratic, the US has zero credibility under Trump. Not a rational combination. Most former trading partners are signing new deals with other more stable countries. So long America, under a fascist Trump.
Disappointed
Damn shame. All of these items are a damn shame.
DAMN IT!!
I have not been this disappointed since election night
And the world wept
file under didn't happen unless there was live proof
Golfing? Pics or it didn't happen.