“scheduling conflicts” — “i’m sorry mr. president, but i’m doing ‘mission: impossible’ press in bulgaria that week.”

I mean, Cruise does have some experience with being radioactive to the point where it was impacting his career opportunities even if people barely remembered that after everyone loved him in Tropic Thunder. I'm not sure I'd give him points for integrity here, but he's not stupid.

“I have to jump off a cliff and halfway down realize I’ve developed the power of flight and swoop heroically while Imagine Dragons plays a new song.” “What movie is this for?” “……..movie?”

"Mr. Hunt, should you choose to accept this mission –" Ethan Hunt: "Yeah, I'll pass."

More like Mission POSSIBLE: Rogue Nation. *tosses joke card into the abyss*

“I may believe in the Alien Lord Xenu, but THAT guy is crazy…!”