no mob fights

Certainly nobody fights to see a James Woods movie anymore, if they ever did. Maybe he can find another fun film with Sean Young.

I hate it when I sit down for dinner and all the mob fights break out

"I'm never stepping foot in there again because their biscuits and gravy are mid" -me 20 years ago

I have only ever STOPPED foot in one for the store to buy those delicious Buckeyes.

Yea, sure. This elitist MAGA snob has never set foot in a Cracker Barrel.

Amazing how this sort of looped back on itself

I finally broke down and googled this one. It's about the *logo*? They're running out of things to be mad about.

Lol. I am still flummoxed.

Losing their minds because Old Man Cracker was removed from the logo

“No mob fights”… where in the hell does he normally eat? What does he think happens at regular restaurants?

Maybe he was flashing back to that movie he did with Sean Young. Story is, they fought like cats in a pillowcase.

Mama Soylent's Italian Kitchen. The original in Vegas, not any of the franchise locations.

Imagine being stupid enough yo think that idiot ever ate at a cracker barrel.

Well, we’ve long known this overcaffeinated “actor” is a mega maga dope. Hard to fathom anyone gives a crap about what he has to say about anything.

To be fair, bland gravy and dry biscuits seem like a spot-on choice for this guy. He probably puts mayonnaise on everything. It's the condiment of choice for weak, white assholes, I hear.

the one place I've seen him was at a Thai restaurant he used to(?) frequent, so you're off the mark there, but I can see why you'd think that

one hilarious element of MAGA politics is them depriving themselves of things they love (disney, football, cracker barrel) because of Woke

A Shoney's? James Woods would NEVER lower himself to eat at a Shoney's! Denny's? Woke punk rock FILTH! The only remaining vestige of American pride, decency and passable grits was at Cracker Barrel and they have taken THAT from us as well.

I have my doubts about how often 78-year-old Hollywood-based multimillionaire James Woods drives himself on a trip long enough that he gets tired and hungry and is somewhere near a Cracker Barrel especially given that the nearest one to where he lives is 40 miles away in Camarillo

i can't decide if i don't believe cracker barrel is the *only* place he would ever stop for food on a road trip or if i don't believe he gaf at all about this.

I dont quite believe that he ever stopped at a Cracker Barrel once tbh

Someone should really tell him its SET foot, not "Stop foot."

He didn’t go there.

Truly the most bizarre hill to declare you’re dying on.

Would there not be pictures all over of him eating at said Cracker Barrel’s?? Is there even one??

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I also imagine he would go hungry a lot if he were following this rule. Cracker Barrel is not Subway. You're not finding one on every city block. I live West Coast-ish in a moderate-sized city and we only got our first one a few years ago. That's a lot of gaps on the CB austerity map.

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James Woods, strapping on the Depends and white-knuckling it cross country

“mob fights” — recently, at olive garden.

When you’re here, you’re The Family.

He dgaf at all about it, except to insert himself into the outrage and have it feed his narcissism. The next thing to come around, he'll never mention it again because he'll be busy inserting himself into that one

You could give me a billion years with a billion strangers and I'm honestly not sure I'd ever organically think to ask a single one of them if they ever stopped at Cracker Barrel on a road trip.

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I live by James Woods’ teachings. I too will never “stop” foot in Cracker Barrel again. Sad.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Why ain’t there no Brother Barrel?

More pancakes for me then

The "fun corny" must have caused his "stop foot"

ok, but at least kid rock didn't machine gun the place for facebook likes.